>tfw nofriends

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easy, go back to facebook

Maybe start respecting the patrician soda.

try and describe yourself to us. maybe there's someone you have stuff in common with on this board.

that image is nearly a decade old now

>>38353834
I'm boring. I have no hobbies. I usually just sit around on the chins all day unless I have class or coursework.

>>38353642
is this the thermostat?

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>>38353872
>when you are on 4chan for a decade but don't recognize a 10 year old picture

>>38353686
Im not on the facebook tho

>>38353642
You anywhere near U.K? Mine are shit and I'd happily give them to you. Just send me P&P costs.

>>38354139
Would you ship em to the us? I'll pay shipping of course

>>38353878
Bruh if you're in school then talk to the people sitting near you in class. Ask them about the material or the prof or whatever. Then ask their name and where they're from and what they're studying. Small talk. Do that a few times and get contact info. Then figure out events in your area. Invite them to go with you. Do that a few times and you have a friend

>>38354189
Don't do this op, you'll come off as a clingy fuck with no friends

>>38354189
>events
Don't really exist here. People just get drunk, and I don't like drinking. There's one guy I sit next to usually. Tried to figure out a game to play since he got fed up with cs go but we couldn't agree on anything.. He was super into the pro scene and would look up shit about it in class all the time. We never hung out or anything in real life. He seems quite lonely too.

>>38354162
yeah, just be warned they are unreliable, self absorbed and desperately attempt to be normie-tier. Also they need constant access to weed. They are not bad friends just not particularly good ones. Sold as seen.

I'll get them shipped once I have managed to procure a cattle prod, chlorophorm and a shipping container.

>>38354289
No normal person is going to think you're clingy if you invite them to hang out with you. You're clingy if you give them shit for saying no

>>38354352
Where are you? I've never been to a place where there weren't at least three or four events a week on facebook

>>38354363
Sounds Iike a done deal then

>>38354027
what a fucking chump you are. we can see your image was from jewbook

>>38354422
>we can see your image was from jewbook
what image?

>>38354408
Am scandibro.

>>38354378
Maybe so, but asking strangers to events is weird. They already have friends that do that anyways

>>38353642
Hugs
Know that feel

>>38354454
Have you gone on facebook and looked for events near your city? Just go to the event page and put the location filter to "near me". If literally nothing comes up, then come back here and we'll brainstorm alternatives

>>38354363
God why are you sooooo fucking negative bro

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>>38354663
Why are you so fucking positive brooooooooo?

>>38354546
The only events that ever pop up are shitty music shit or things based around alcohol.

>>38354737
Sounds Iike a good place to starts at least

>>38354737
start drinking then you littel bitch. that's how everyone makes friends.

>>38354768
No, fuck you normie nigger. Beer fucks me up. Can't drink more than one. Two tops and I feel like shit. And that's all people ever drink.

>>38353642
i know that feel OP. just hang in there, and if you can't make friends irl, make them online, it's better than no company

>>38354870
drink more and it will stop having such a strong effect

>>38354870
>nordic "men" can't even drink beer

>>38354899
Nope. Doesn't work. I sometimes have one at home just to mix things up, but I always have trouble finishing it.

>>38354942
>applying stupid normie stereotypes to robots
Wow, I wish I was that funny and original.

>>38354737
Hmm, well what do you imagine yourself doing with your friends if you got them?

>>38355031
I don't fucking know. Never had any.

>>38355050
d'you think online friends would do you in the short term?

>>38355050
Never any? How is that even possible lole

>>38355031
blowjob parties mostly
and some video games

>>38355088
I have online """friends""". Only one I really talk to. The others I are just for vidya which I barely play anymore.
>>38355090
Well, I have had people to hang around during school. And people who would ask me to go drink with them. Just never any real friends that would casually hang out at mine or their house on a regular basis.

>>38355179
what country are you from? maybe we could be friends? i'm incredibly lonely

>>38355179
>ive had friends
>but ive never had any "reeaaal" friends
fucking normalscum

>>38355179
you've got friends you daft cunt. i don't even have people to talk to or hang around with. be grateful for what you've got

>>38355243
>Tfw you were a top 3 loser in your high school class yet still normie scum.
Can't win them all I guess.
>>38355243
Not irl. Not now at least. In HS it was basically just whoever was left when everyone else had fucked off to their normie shit during breaks.

>>38355199
Partially answered earlier in the thread.

>>38355405
Meant to quote >>38355257 as well desdesu

>>38355426
you're in the uk, yeah? are you in scotland?

>>38355469
No, sorry. That was probably OP or a third person.

>>38355508
>i-it wasn't me!!! i-i swear!

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>>38355469
I'm in Scotland anon, proof attached. Which city?

>>38353642
Cry harder you fucking faggot. Go out and make friends then

Must there be something wrong with me if no one ever approached me throughout my life with intentions of being my friend? I mean, elementary school even, I was just the weird kid that no one talked to... I'll admit that I did it to myself the last two years of high school, where I spent lunch in the computer lab. I don't know.

>>38355759
I'm in the outskirts of glasgow