>at restaurant with parents >cunt roastie waitress wants

>>38369904
made me chuckle
autists are amusing

>>38369904
Don't worry, anon, everyone makes mistakes. Even your parents.

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>>38369904
Cute! Be my boyfriend.

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>>38370015
Oh.............kay?

I'm not OP[/spoiler

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>>38369904
It's ok sweetheart. Next time just laugh it off and pretend like it's not a big deal. Because it really isn't a big deal everyone slips up. :)

>>38369904
What else did you have with your salad? MEATBALLS?

>In 8th grade science class
>Kid reads out loud "orgasm" instead of "organism"

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>>38369904
>ballsack vinegar
thats cute

>>38370015
>>38370257
-restricted area-

incoming (male) jokes

-restricted area-

>5th grade
>talking about something
>want to say homo sapiens
>say homo sapenis
Everytime some long or complicated word appears I just glance over it and always get it wrong

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>>38373178
>>5th grade
>>talking about something
>>want to say homo sapiens
>>say homo sapenis
C U T E
U
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E

>>38369904
>at buffet
>everything is seafood
>see a good tray of chicken tenders
>ask my cousin to go get me some
>accidently say tendies instead of tenders
>two people are giving me the shiteye like they knew what that meant

fuck me

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>not letting mommy order for you