>be me
>feeling shitty one day
>try to sleep
>chest feeling so painful that i can't
>go to hospital
>they act like they have no fucking idea what's wrong
>ohshit.jpg
>get chest xray
>more than half of my lung has collapsed for no fucking reason
>they say i need to go into surgery immediately
>mfw my birthday is in three days and all i can think about is not making it through to go eat boneless wings at Friday's
>go through surgery
>ketamine trip my fuckin brains out and wake up mid surgery
>gives me a second dose of ketamine
>feelsgoodman
>wake up from surgery and have a painful chest tube for days
>make it to Friday's
>eat the fuck out of some boneless wings
>get extremely sick afterwards
>find out i have celiac disease and can never eat boneless wings again
why even fucking live real shit
Hahaha you sick bastard hahaha
>>38412976
>eating boneless wings
Absolutely pleb tier
Have you tried smoking weed? It might help. This is an indication for medical marijuana in some places.
>>38412976
sounds bad desu
you know what to do
>>38413202
This is OP, i did try smoking weed but straight up, no bullshit, i have a chronic lung disease. i can at least still drink whiskey
>>38413185
deadass b
can i gidda
BONLESS
pizza?
>>38413262
Right on. You can also eat it.
>>38413285
true shit but still, with celiac disease, i can't get normal human being edibles and shit. it blows having to be gluten free. people think im being a hipster but i have an actual problem
>>38413328
My dispensary sells the little syringes full of gel that you can just lick, or freeze on bits of wax paper and eat. I know what celiac is.
>>38413378
oh, right on man. I still live in a prohibition state. we are awful. we don't get the cool shit like you guys