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>finally about to have sex for the first time
>go to girls house
>end up having to use the bathroom before we start
>mfw it's diarrhea
>tfw she was running out of toilet paper.
>be on toilet for 10 minutes straight.
>she knocks and asks what's wrong.
>mfw I'm stinking up the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper.
>rush out her house after flushing the toilet
>get some texts from her that I don't want to repeat here
>block her number
I suicide tonight
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if diarrhea is all that stands between you and getting laid, you're a normie and need to gtfo this board
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>>38412756
Sweet dreams anon. I hope heaven exists.
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>>38412790
>he thinks it's normal to be a 31 year old virgin
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>>38412756
>he didn't take a big gooey shit before having sex
fucking idiot man
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>>38412756
> Not having her ride your cock while your shitting on the loo
You didn't even try.
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>>38412809
just repeat whatever you did to get into the position presented in your greentext story, except take a shit before you go to her house, then gtfo this board
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>>38412756
was there not a shower? were there not a bidet? were there no small towels or cloth that you could have used and rinsed?
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Diarrhea is not an uncommon side effect of being nervous.
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and post the fucking txts you got after,faggot
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>>38412756
>Not asking if she's into scat
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