...and just the box of condoms today sir?

haha I've never bought condoms or even seen one irl

Why does just her body look so fat? Like her arms and face are fine.

I once did this with an old lady at CVS, she gave me a funny look

They would never say that, at most you'd get a smirk and a knowing look.

Also just go to the self checkout if you wanna be stealth about it

>>38597782
Her face is very fat, and I'm sure her arms are too

>>38597767
Ok, I could understand never having bought condoms, but how have you never seen one in person? Did you not have Sex Ed in high school?

I thought they fitted comdom dispensers in public toilets so that people don't have to face this situation

>>38597840
yeah but there was never a condom demonstration or anything like that, I know just how to work one though ;)

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Go to self service you rube

>>38597863
Haha the winky emoticon almost makes it sound like you're trying to tell me something haha

>>38597840
i was that kid who got excluded from sex ed

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>>38597933
>Anon, why don't you go to lunch early? You won't ever need to know any of this stuff...

>>38597791
cause she knew you had no use for them

>>38597840
I didn't go to sex ed because I was too nervous to get my mom to sign the form. I don't know how people can be so open with stuff like that

No, also this bunch of bananas, these cucumbers, this eggplant, and an industrial sized vat of Vaseline

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>>38598793
My mom told me about sex when she caught me watching VHS porn at 8.

>>38597840
'Murica sex ed is horrible, they just yell about abstinence and then America wonders why it's teen pregnancy rates are high

>>38598907
Maybe in the south. Over here in CA we got comprehensive sex Ed.

>>38598907
Not true at fucking all?
Where the fuck did you grow up? the bible belt?
Abstinence does prevent sexx by definition.

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>>38597717
I've never bought condoms but I steal some from my uni's health office sometimes.

I just fap into them because it's a nice change of pace and easier to clean up. I doubt I'll ever have sex anytime soon.

>>38598907
We got a section on basics ins-and-outs, then birth control, then an std scare course. The only abstinence part of it was during the birth control part it was mentioned to be the "best and only fool-proof form of birth control."

>>38597840
Is this an American thing? We never got sex ed.

>>38599139
"health" is part of scholastic curriculum. In the health class they have to teach about sex and pregnancy, STDs, all that good stuff.

>>38598907
in europe they teach young boys how to put a condom on with his mouth

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>only ever bought condoms once in my life
>it was my 21st birthday and I wanted to at least know the feeling of a condom in case I lose my virginity (4 years later and haven't yet)
>decided this at like 11pm and only one supermarket was still open (a 24 hour small one)
>go in and take some condoms
>there is a pretty cute middle aged woman serving at the tills
>nervously hand her my condoms
>she scans them
>can see her looking at me, she knows something is up, I am ugly and cannot possibly have a good reason for these condoms
>decide I HAVE to prove to her that I am not a loser and that I bought the condoms for a good reason
>go and stand outside the back of the supermarket for 1 hour
>go back in
>woman is still there
>get another box of condoms
>put them on the till and laugh and say 'haha time for round two'
>she stares at me and says 'what? you realise each box has more than one condom right?'
>throws me off
>I apologise to her
>'oh ahah didn't realise.... thanks for the help'
>turn and walk off to the door
>go to the wrong entrance, it is closed
>walk all the way back the other way
>on the way out grab a feedback form and leave her good feedback

maybe she got promoted at least

>>38599173
>Health class
?

>>38599139
Varies state to state. We had a week long segement on sex ed and human sexuality in our high school health class. Had to practice putting condoms on bananas. That was pretty funny.

>>38597717
>used to work at a Shoppers Drug Mart
>a few years ago, an old dude asked me what condoms i used
>a couple months ago, a couple young guys bought a pack of condoms
>one was razzing the other
>he said "ayy anon wanna show him how to put it on. Haha"

Weird

>>38597933
Did you at least get an extra penis inspection day?

>>38597717

>wanna help quality test these bad boys?

>>38599195

Do it again but tell the cashier you already got your girlfriend pregnant once, doesn't need to happen again!

>>38597717
>yes, and now it's time to use them
>unzips dick

>>38599195
>put them on the till and laugh and say 'haha time for round two'

Hahahah oh my fucking god. I hope this isn't copypasta.

>>38598907
>super Christian coworker observes our state has some of the highest teen pregnancies
>obviously because of our poor sex ed program, I say
>he denies it and is obviously disturbed by the thought
Kek. He had a two year-old daughter. I can't wait for her to get pregnant before she can even drive a car and see his reaction.

>>38598794
>bananas
What s the point if you have cucumbers

>>38599027
That's not a girl, is it?

>>38599195
my face turned red of shame just by reading your story.

>>38599197
Did you not have that in your school? Maybe you're not in high school yet?

http://www.teach-nology.com/teachers/subject_matter/health/

>>38599545
Well here (pastaland) we don't have any kind of sex ed program (never had such classes and I literally believed that sperm propagated in the air like pollen or bacteria until I was 14) and yet our teen pregnancy rates are among the lowest in the continent

>>38597767
I did, one some "friends" of mine tried to put a condom on my head but I managed to beat them

These are the few times I chad because I know they're more awkward about it than I am
>after I pay say "have a night day/night"
>when they say you too say "oh believe me I will." and give the box of condoms a little shake.
>go home and fill them with powdered milk and saliva, then throw them over the fence into my highly religious neighbour's yard

>>38599965
Well maybe that's good proof then to just not teach it at all.

>prople ITT don't know the correlation between teen pregnancies and race

If you're not black or mexican chances are you will be fine (statistically speaking).

>oh, you didn't get magnums

>>38600204
>doesn't know the correlation between race and education

>>38599462
>Unzips dick
Gets me everytime

>>38599965
Your forgetting we have darkies over here in burger land friendo, thats the one variable

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>>38597717
"depends, what time you get off work?"
he wondered how cool it would have been to say that as he sat hunched over the tub filling the condoms with water

>>38597717
Yes actually they are.
They work fantastic for keeping the gunk and shit out rifles when i'm storing them long term.

>>38597717
yes fatty

>>38600018
>saliva
are you literally drooling into the condoms?