>tfw 4'8" and tiny butt/no chest

So you're a loli then

>>38597650
Post tiny butt in panties, originally.

London? I'll wife you

>>38597650
if female then cute. but be prepared to show ID.

>>38597650
Tfw 4'10 and a tiny butt and tiny chest

It's like I'm a less cute version of you

>>38597650
>tfw 5'5 and no butt and flat chest
Don't even look cute cause big belly

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you should all aspire to be megumin, the queen of malnourished cute girls.

>all these replies

THERE ARE NO WOMEN HERE

LEEEEEAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEE YOU DESPERATE FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38597823
of course THEY aren't women but I'm still just conversating about my attraction to those features in women.

>>38597650
>>38597752
>tfw 5'4" guy
>tfw no tiny gf to make me feel like an actual normal sized man

>>38597903
>5'4

just become the tiny gf at that point

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>posting an anime girl
>not a man
Pick one. Also,
>mfw men idealize women as being short or tall, skinny or fat, big chested or small chested, while nearly all women only want the same things of a man and if you don't match up you have effectively no hope of being someone's ideal

>>38597903
got contact info? hopefully original

>>38597979
wow so smart only took you how many years to figure that out

>tfw be me small butt, small chest like op
>cant form a cleavage
>all my friends have cleavage when they wear dresses and such
>most dresses look awful on me
should i just become a man? i cry everyday because of this, i'm not womanly eno

>>38598048
don't be stupid. there aren't enough cute girls. everyone wants to be "hot" or "sexy". Not enough are tomboys and smol insecure qts. go get yourself a boyfriend and get off my board.

>>38597650
>>38597752
>>38598048
Original
SVERIGE

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Perfect size to diaper you with.

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>>38598038
>implying you can't figure something out early on and still be angry and complain about it years later on a Bangladeshi rock climbing forum because it hasn't stop making your life notably shittier than it could otherwise be
You underestimate my salt.

>>38597783
If you are a grill, I can marry you
If you a boy, RIP

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>not wanting to be more boob than girl

>>38598261
Sorry anon, but that's pretty disgusting.

>>38597650
>>38597752
>>38598048
i want to smother all of you with my cowtits, insecure chestlets are my bread and butter.

>>38598261
She looks absolutely miserable.

>>38598347
I wish i was a smol lesbian with a cute titcow gf.

>>38597650
>>38597752
>>38598048
Post your ideal bf. A lot of guys prefer smaller assets.

>>38598394
taller than me, not a normie, isnt an asshole. this is basically what i look for

>>38598442
be my tiny gf

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>>38598366
>>38598324
she got them reduced, pic related

>>38598347
how big desu

>>38598442
Well why dont you marry me then?

>>38598464
>>38598500
got a throwaway email or something?

>>38598532
[email protected]
You have discord?

>>38598599
yeah, i use discord. not posting it here though because i do not want to be spammed

DO NOT CONTACT THIS FAG >>38598599
HE POSTS HIS SHIT IN EVERY THREAD, TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH WHOEVER HE CAN.

>>38598532
You have discord? [2]

>>38598678
add me testtesttest#7333

>>38598678
where are you from at least

>>38598687
Yeah I do, not trying to hook up, just get a friend or something
Also im not a fag

>>38598779
Fuck off, normie, this isn't a club. Go to /soc/, you shameless waste of sperm.

>>38598779
Yes anon. Sorry to break it for you but yes, yes you are.

>>38598822
>>38598801
That hurts :'( stop being so mean

>>38598471
I feel kind of sorry for her desu senpai

>>38598850
Yeah. Poor girl never wins when it comes to her boobs.

>>38598845
Fuck off
Here you go fucking massive faggot waste of space
>>>/soc/

>>38598779
>just get a friend or something

come on now, im not that retarded. you arent fooling anyone with this. ill just skip on the email, better luck next time

>>38598869
Think the results of the operation could have been much better.

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as a femanon with tiny butt and tiny chest i appreciate this thread. kind of gives me hope of eventually getting a bf instead of being FA.

>>38598878
Not that guy, but some girls think I want to hook up even after telling them I only want to be friends and keep it platonic over and over. Are they just orbiter collectors?

>>38598373
maybe technology will progress to that level in our lifetime, til then chin up m8

>>38598498
i thought i was 38HH but i'm 36J after a proper fitting.

>>38598940
You're on the right website if you're looking for people into the loli bodytype

>>38598948
probably, theres a good chance theyre crazy as shit.

>>38598957
:0 that's fuckin huge. show?

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>>38598940
>girl
>being alone

that being said, be my gf

ffs just post pics stop BAITING GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU FUCKING ROASTIES

>>38597650
You're in vancouver aren't you?

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>>38598983
well idk how i feel about finding a bf on 4chan but then again i don't want a normie bf

>>38599020
sure, as long as you are a nice guy, why not uwu

>>38599059
im literally sending the FBI to you nice knowing you robobro

>>38599059
fmk, anons?

>>38599059
Anon, why do you have saved pics of children on your device?
Best regards, not Chris Hansen

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>>38599073
but i'm not interesting or attractive or good

>>38598166
>Diaperfags

Go away, I still feel like you're all pedophiles deep down with repressed sexual abuse history. Especially if acting like infants gets you sexually aroused.

>>38599159
Way to sell yourself, anon

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>>38598940

Femanon here 1,51 with small chest and tiny butt too.

Your insecurity is really stupid, being small and cute actually attracts more interesting men that being a bimbo.

Don't just choose any creepy guy that come near you and says ''lol gurl I love the loli type like my imouto''. Value yourself as a unique cute and sexy girl, because that's what you really are. Men will go after you assap, specially intelligent and FIT guys that are much better than insecures ''alphas''.

>>38599177
I like his honesty

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>>38598940
Are you an original girl or a degenerate "girl"?

>>38599159
>interesting
Why not? Get some hobbies, geez.
>attractive
Attractiveness can be increased
>good
What does this even mean.

No excuses

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>>38599159
me neither, i'm just really lonely and want a sweet guy that preferably isn't a normie D:

>>38599143
FFF desu

overdrive

>>38597650
>>38597752
>>38597783
>>38598048
>>38598347
>>38598940
>>38599200
Slow down guys, we only need 1 or 2 roleplayers to keep the thread going

>>38599218
i'm original 8)

>>38599305
The real question is:
Are you cute?

>>38599336
depends on the way she acts etc.
People don't "look" cute or such

>>38599336
i mean, i don't think i'm ugly, my face is pretty child like and i get mistaken for being like 13 a lot but that's probsbly because i'm pretty short and skinny, i'd probably rate myself 7-8/10 though

>>38599380
in that case i'm not cute, i'm very shy but around people i'm familiar with i voice my opinion openly wether they disagree with it or not and i'm generally pretty loud and not lady like

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>>38599177
people showing interest in me scares me and i get nervous

>>38599245
i'm not a normie

>>38599386
>my face is pretty child like and i get mistaken for being like 13 a lot but that's probsbly because i'm pretty short and skinny
that sounds amazingly cute

>>38599428
anon ily

>>38599245
post your discord friend

>>38599386
Well as this anon said
>>38599386
Do you behave like a cute person?

>>38599386
obvious b8, try again

>>38599048
Yeah don't go for a normie bf. I've lurked here for a long time and I've seen fembots get cheated on and btfo by "robots" that were normies in disguise. Here are some red flags to tell if he's a normie, or simply a latent normie that will use you as a practice gf until he regains his confidence back.

1) He is heavily into drugs, even as a hobby or business (like that one femanon's "robot" fiance that cheated on her the other day).
2) He has had gfs before.
3) He considers himself a /fit/izen, or is an active /pol/cuck (4chan newfags love this shit and they are almost always normies).
4) He spends most of his free time on productive social activities instead of productive solitary ones (extroverts are rarely robots).
5) His friends aren't primarily longtime online friends (important, it shows he is sane if he has longtime good friends, but also still a robot IRL because they're mostly online).

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>>38599468
really?

how do i respond to this?

>>38599504
>friends
Guess what? You're a normie.

>>38599482
i could make a throwaway discord, i'm not trying to get my original spammed

>>38599524
He's ERPing with you.

>>38599200
Post your DFC then.

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>>38597650
Whatever, whore. You can still get a triple-digit of docile betas and numales lining to provide for you. Now fuck off back to >>>/soc/

>>38599504
thanks for the advice uwu i think i can spot a normie but gotta be sure nowadays with newfags

>>38599492
No, there's consistency in it so if it's bait, it's pretty well done. She's the OP of >>38597233 since the filenames and content match up, plus it has the same writing style with the usual IM-style all lowercase. ITT the writing style is also very typical for female casuals.

>tfw no 4"8 gf to impale with my 8x6.

>>38599504
I only fail 1, pls be my gf

>>38599615
you got me! clever lil anon~

>>38598567
Come to dallas friendo.

you guys make me crave playing match maker, i wish there was a /r9k/ dating game so i can pair you lonely people up with no normie interference. this is a cool board, i wish everyone here had a cool time.

>>38598995
i did earlier this month, it'll be like a easter egg hunt through the archives.

>>38599427
>t. ENTP

The best type you can imagine as a gf.
t. INTJ

>>38599626
Tiny girls HATE big penises. Fuck off.

>>38599684
None of this would be needed if everyone was honest. Nobody is honest.

>>38599427
Shyness is really cute
But being loud is not

>>38599700
Or maybe ENFP

>all i want is a FLAT girl
;_; i'll never have one

Loud is bad v_v

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>>38599557
i know that
it's still kinda fun to at least pretend i'm not gonna die alone even for a short while

>>38599759
Yeah I want a flat tiny one too.

really wish I was back in highschool, would make finding loli gf much easier

>>38599427
sounds cute to me

>>38599729
>>38599761
i disagree

>tfw over 6 ft with big boobs
I'm jealous

>>38599684
Thanks friendo. It's tough because you ask out fembots that you meet from here (or they ask you out), but in the end they get nervous and ghost you.

And when you ask out girls IRL 99% of the time they're Stacies, or they have bfs already and such. So if there was a something like you said a lot more people would be happier enjoying their comfy life of sitting at home together with their robot bf/gf.

>>38599810
how big?

uguyytdtdy

Raising your voice level above that which is necessary for someone to hear and understand you properly is unnecessary -_-

>>38599554
Sure friend, if you really feel uncomfortable posting your original.

>>38599775
i'm not a dude ;(

>>38598347
Pls pls be my lesbo gf

>>38599810
Do you want to smother a manlet with them?

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>>38599861
i'm willing to believe you
but it wouldn't matter to me if you were as long as you were still cute

Where do I find cute loli's? Can't live on without one

Tfw go to restaurants with others- get handed a kid menu
Tfw get mistaken as young as 12 sometimes
Tfw I feel like it's harder to get hired cuz how young I look
Tfw most guys don't like childlike features and apparently feel like they can't be rough with me because "I'm too small and delicate"
Will my suffering ever end

>>38599988
post your contact and become my wife. NOW.

>>38599988
Age, height, and location?

>>38599988
>apparently feel like they can't be rough with me because "I'm too small and delicate"

They're not true dominants/sadists then. Because you being "delicate/smaller" means they can hurt you more, which would turn them on more.

Just saying. Keep this in mind for the future guys you date.

>>38599988
i have never related more

>>38600081
Don't forget to ask about their weight. These dwarf women tend to be pluto-sized, otherwise they would have men all over them.

>>38598940
post contact qt

>>38599684
What do I search for if I want to see them?

>>38600127
But I'm like 90 pounds anon

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>>38599988
>Tfw most guys don't like childlike features and apparently feel like they can't be rough with me because "I'm too small and delicate"

HAHAHAH

Only fake retards trying to be ''alpha'' are like that. My ex-bf loved how delicate and tiny was my body and it only turned him more to rough fuck me slapping my face, spanking me and choking me.

Also a lot of men loves little girls, most of them just lie about it.

>>38600291
Let's see a picture of your waist.

>>38600310
Not a lot of men are picky about girls

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>tfw 5'9 with a G cup

>>38599715
this is 4chan, everything is for fun and games. i've met a lot of very nice people here who are cool and rad under all the shitposting.

>>38599817
yep, that does happen a lot..it's happened to me lots of times, and i've done it too. i can tell you that they probably regretted ghosting hard and think about it all the time but are too ashamed to get back in touch because they're robots and the "getting back in touch" process is stressful.

>>38599871
CUTE.

>>38600291
90 pounds and what height?

>>38600350
Why aren't you breastfeeding a robot?

>tfw 5'4" and avg weight, avg boobs, avg butt
the only thing i really have going for me is that i have an athletic build and therefore don't have a tummy or many flabby bits

>>38600327

>Picky

Most of them are just scared about being called pedos for going out with girls looking young.

>TFW you don't actually care about height but you like flat chests and skinny girls
>Both flat chest and skinny is incredibly hard to find

Any skinny/flat femanons in Oregon? Without penises only.

>>38600375
4'10 about oregano

>>38600458

Skinny girls are very often flatchested girls, what are u talking about.

>>38600376
My tits would only belong to another femanon.

>>38600458
>Without penises only

Why? Whats wrong with fempenis?

>>38600511
fake and gay

emphasis on the latter

>>38600509
Good luck finding a skinny girl that's single.

>tfw just want a qt petite gf to cuddle and protect

>>38600511
Ughhhhhhhh.. How does it feel to be brainwashed?

>>38600458
You are a fucking bigot.

>>38600541
You're a funny guy. The fact that I even had to clarify "without penis" when talking about women is bad enough.

>>38600437
Big and small, I love them all!

Hehe

>>38600529
this

but this seems to be a contact info-free thread :\

>>38600526

And what is the reason of you telling me that with what I'm saying?

>>38600541
Women don't have penises, anon. What sort of backwards society do you come from?

>>38600555
At least I am not a bigot....unlike you. Leave my state we don't want you.

>>38600364
>i can tell you that they probably regretted ghosting hard and think about it all the time but are too ashamed to get back in touch because they're robots and the "getting back in touch" process is stressful.

Thanks for sharing that. It makes me feel a little better. This other day a fembot was asking me out and she seemed so cool and relatable, but just right before we were going to meet up IRL she said "sorry this is too much for me anxiety-wise" and blocked me. I felt sad for a while, but I get it's kinda out of people's hands and such. Still, I wish instead we could have been just friends online or something if IRL was too much.

But anyways, thanks senpai.

>>38600599
>Don't want to fuck a guy that looks girly
>Bigot
My sexual preferences offend you, that's interesting. Anyways, I know it's a troll post but Oregon is actually getting this bad.

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notice how none of these "femanons" have actually posted contact info or a/s/l

this isn't a meetup thread, they just want attention so they can go out feeling confident to see chad
those that aren't just ERPers anyway

>>38600658
That's always how it's been bro.
I fucking hate women

>>38600658
That's fine. The ones who give out contact info are normies, not robots or fembots. I don't even have anywhere to be contacted, because I am a loser with nothing to offer anyone who might become interested.

>>38600695
>>38600658

It's actually unreal how bad these ''fembots'' really are, they are so ''lonely'' and ''depressed'' yet when anyone asks for their contact info to talk to them, no reply.

I really want to dress a tiny woman in little girl clothes and bring her outside and pretend to be her babysitter.

Is that weird?

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>>38600764
Only if you didn't diaper her too.

>>38600751
If they wanted a boyfriend like any one of us they wouldn't be alone. They don't want you, me or anyone here

>>38600764
Yes. Yes that is very weird. You should probably seek help.

The proper reaction is to dress them in little girl clothes in the bedroom and abuse them during sex.

>>38600632
that's rough, buddy. meeting up irl is such a scary thing for some reason, i bet she convinced herself that you would instantly hate her(the nature of internet girls)
i hope she changes her mind and comes around.

>>38600751
Because they actually are femBOTS and they don't want to be contacted by Chad with glasses who posts anime pictures to fit in.

>>38600658
I'm socially anxious and am afraid they'll just pester me for nudes

>>38600790
Man I don't want to be their boyfriend, I just want to talk to people, hear their story and their struggles etc. but even that is too much for the ''fembot''

>>38600806
What if they just want to play vidya like the nerds we all are?

>>38600797
They don't want to be contacted yet they reply to every post straight away saying they're a girl who is very lonely and depressed and who just wants a bf. hmmmm something doesn't add up here

>>38597650
Oh look. Another "give me attention now" thread. Awesome. Things are really looking up on /r9k/.

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I just want a nice girl to talk to and play video games with, and if things work out, maybe even meeting irl for cuddling

>>38600795
But sex is boring. I want to treat them like little girls in public and see how well they pass as little kids.

>>38600885
Looking for the same thing, except chances are if I ever met one IRL there would be copious amounts of sex and video games or movies. You know, since I'm not a lying piece of shit.

you guys think no girls with date a robo but my boyfriend was a stoner /r9k/ autist with a fat grill fetish before we were together. anyway i'm not a norman or fat and we've been together nearly 2 yrs. there is hope for you

>>38600937
but he is good looking isn't he?

>>38600937
Is he bald and 5'10 or shorter? No? Then fuck off

>>38600926
but i'm not lying
the idea of sex scares me because i just want to make the other person happy and i'm horrbly ugly and inexperienced and probably would be terrible at it
i'd be willing to try but only once i was convinced they were serious about it
video games and movies sounds good though

but of course, no one ever believes me

>>38600937
He sounds like a normie. I bet he is 6 feet tall too.

>>38601034
Buddy, sex is the easiest thing in the world to be good at, stop being a bitch.

I'm a shut in with no friends, on disability for crippling anxiety and depression, living with family and spending all of my money on rent and groceries, and even I think you're being a little bitch jesus christ guy, man the fuck up. You want sex, you're just scared of it for some fucking reason. That's why I implied you're a liar.

>>38598347
I don't find that in the least bit funny.
at least i don't spend my time being such a cunt to other people
please go away.
>>38598394
age of 19-21, a bit taller than me (i'm 5"4)

>>38601117
That's a VERY narrow age range. Are you 18 or something?

>>38601117
Do you have hobbies or something?
Also how old r you?

>>38601141
nope i'm 20
it is narrow to you maybe. i like people who are close to my age.

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>>38601113
>sex is the easiest thing in the world to be good at,
well how the fuck am i supposed to know when i can't even get a girl to hold hands with me

>>38601178
oh yes. in my free time i make art (art major too) and play video games

>>38601217
What games do you usually play?
This i very original

>>38601196
Who said anything about holding hands?

I'm a man in my 20s that lives with family and has no hope of a better future, no woman wants anything romantic with me, only sex. There's no hand holding involved, just passionless sex where she's using me to feel good and I'm desperately trying to keep her interest so she'll talk to me for a few more weeks before ghosting me forever after telling me how I'm worthless as a man because I don't own a house, a car, or "real job".

Sex has nothing to do with relationships.

>But I still want a flatchested skinny cutie fembot to do cute shit with and be lewd, even though I'm jaded about everything involving women, including sex, since that's all they ever want me for

>>38601252
well mostly MMO, they're quite addicting
what do you play?

>>38601217
Can I see some of your art?

>>38601300
Ugh I dont really like MMOs tbqh
Well, I only play Nintendo vidya anyways
>inb4 man child

>>38601117
honest question, was that the worst thing someone has ever said to you here? i'm equal parts curious and actually sorry for making you feel bad.

>>38601342
so do you want to share contact info or not?

>>38601418
which nintendo?

>>38601438
yes, post your discord already

>>38601438
3ds and Wiiu

>>38601438
Not the same anon you were replying to, but I would like to see some of your art. Do you have discord?

>>38601432
it's ok. i've had worse things said to me but still, i just don't like it when someone is making fun of how my body looks.
>>38601466
first nintendo was the best imo still, mine broke years ago and is unrepairable, kind of miss it
i've been playing splatoon 2 recently but it seems like not much has changed from the first one

>>38601734
Im still sticking to splatoon 1 because i dont really want to buy the switch yet, one of the most fun games i have ever played tho

>>38601847
yeah, splatoon is just very similar to splatoon 2
it has its boring parts though, the fact that you dont level up easily

>TFW no smoll cute fembot to go out into the real world with and nervously squeeze eachothers hands as we try to act like normal human beings while we both just want to go home and cuddle in bed watching a movie or anime or playing video games and just enjoying eachothers company

Man I've been extra lonely the past month, shit's getting bad if I'm posting on r9k as much as I have been.

>>38601217
post art pls. origig

>>38601910
I guess
The only thing that bothered me was not being able to buy the weapons I liked because of my level

>>38601734
still, sorry i upset you. my intention was purely gay.

>>38599524
Nice wakfu anon

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Never feel inferior for being flat, fembots.
I know a girl who's nearly six feet, flat as a board, wide hips, and a nice ass.

Literally dream body, never let anyone tell you a flat chest is a downside.

>>38602936
Flat is the best, A-B are my favorite cup sizes, regardless of height. Smaller than A is great too.