You're crossing the street in New York and pic related walks up to you and shoulder bumps you really hard and says "What's up FAGGOT?" What do you do?
kms what could i possibly do now that king of the chads has used the fag-word on me
>>38597736
>Jump on his back and make clacking noises while shouting "HYAH!" HYAH! ONWARDS MY TRUSTY STALLION! WE SHALL FUCK LIKE RABBITS ONCE WE REACH THE ALLEYWAY!
>>38597736
remember that the meme pushed by leftypol was debunked with just the fucking earlobes
>>38597898
What meme are you talking about famaroon?
>>38597876
After reading this several times I concluded this is the only suitable answer
>>38597898
Is the pic on the right not Sam Hyde? I could swear it was but I guess not if the ears don't match.
>>38597985
holy christ my sides
good shop
>>38597985
thats how the memes works, sometime you simply got caught in the shitposting
>>38597985
the pic on the right is sam, it's from moms
>>38597898
pic on the left he's wearing a beanie that is pulling his ear up, making it look flatter
>>38598023
try wearing a beanie once
>>38597736
"I'm sorry but I'm gay and that is a hate crime. If you want to continue you can explain this video to the police"
Back off, big guy. My boi pussy is reserved for Charls only.
>>38597736
Holy shit it's the school shooter I run for my life
TIGHT LITTLE PIECE
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick me, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?
>>38597736
>"hey sam my man"
>hugs like men
>tell him thanks and how his works are great
OR
>are that serial killer
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>HELP
>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
>HE GOT A BOMB
I ll do this since no one knows me in new york. and i hate its miserable vibe.
>>38597736
Slowly say "DAVID DUKE"
or
"I dont drive a Miata"
>>38597736
Challenge him to a fight, srs.