>my mother is coming to stay a night at my apartment next

>>38597413
Bro just give her a hug and tell her you love her. Will you cuddle at night?

>>38597413
When you see her, make sure to hug her hello, but hug around the waist so that you can set the mood for the rest of the day up until you can squeeze out a noonoo in her cookie.

>>38597440
>>38597497
stop trying to corrupt the situation, her body is a bit mangled and she's not really the type

>>38597598
Bro what are you gay? Do you not love your mom?

>>38597616
This. There's nothing wrong with having some good family loving. I know people don't talk about it much, but almost every guy I know has been there at some point - whether it's their mother, aunt, father or grandmother.

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My mommy used to rub my back and I loved it. Is that degenerate?

>>38597413
my mom makes me want to vomit, what's wrong with you assholes

>>38598570
Really? You don't want to hug her?

>>38597413
>you pathetic fucking assholes did this to me
Nah, you're just a disgusting person. No amount of mom and NOT her son fucking porn will make incest appealing.