Why haven't you gone to the club ? Literal easy pussy girls

didn't bother to

bouncer might've thought that I'm underage if I bothered to go

>>38682648
>Literal easy pussy girls begging to be fucked.
This is stupid.
In fact there's more competition in a club than normal circumstances.

Now houseparties, college parties etc. are another story.

I don't like clubs and I am wary of STD's. I've been with women and a lot of the time I never set a foot in a club to meet them. Maybe you need to stop pigeon-holing people like that?

>>38682648
>Literal easy pussy girls begging to be fucked.
They are only easy to chad, they would never fuck me

I don't give a fuck about fucking.

>>38682703
But anon, I don't get invited to those parties

>>38682703
This.

House parties are the bomb.
Clubs are complete shit.

having said that, I met my wife at the pub and we had our first kiss in a gay nightclub who knows, maybe there is some purpose to clubs after all

>>38682648
>wwhy haven't you gone
Because I do not know of their existence

Post your local chad club, and if one is near I will go tonight and do recon for bots and post from the inside

>>38682648
Did you get lost on your way to reddit or something?

>>38682738
>((((Wife))))
Really gets the ol noggin joggin

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>>38682648
>Why haven't I gone to the club?
Because I don't wish to participate in a degenerate, filthy, loud, intoxicated shitfest and fuck fat whores with STDs.
>Literal easy pussy girls begging to be fucked
Normies breed more often, yes. How do you think they became so inferior?

Brothel is cheaper and easier

>>38682980
It's neither.

The fear of legal issues and price exceeding $60 iz too much.

>shit music so loud you cant even talk
>full of competition trying to put you down so they raise in uga-uga level themself
>women too busy getting high and dancing to even look at guys
>they do not need to either, any of the wanna-be players milling around will jump on her cleavage if she just lets him

Yeah, perfect robot territory. 10/10 chances

>>38682703
>>38682738
I have literally never been to a house/college party. How do you normies do it?

>>38683058
Dude, both of those apply to bars and clubs
>entry fee
>costly drinks, both yours and theirs
>false rape allegations

Plus with a legal whore your STD chance is way lower than a barslut

>going to clubs
>not going to concerts of bands you like or raves with DJs you like

Just going to a club to go to a club is pleb.

>>38683224
> he likes music by someone not dead for at least 200 years

>>38683154
>I have literally never been to a house/college party.
You missed on a lot of actual fun.
Intoxicated, friendly people to get to know, including legit girls you may even exchange contacts with if you hit it off.

>How do you normies do it?
They have friends or crash them

>be fembot
>go to club with bandmate and his gf and her friend
>gf starts talking shit about me
>ask her to step outside because frankly i've had enough shit talked about me lately and i'm done
>start kicking her ass
>bandmate comes out and sucker punches me in the back of the head
>fall and bang my head on the sidewalk/curb/something
>get a concussion
>other people saying what he did was ok because I'm a crazy bitch and he was just defending his girl
>cops show up
>don't press charges because fukk cops
>go to the hospital

The moral of the story is, don't go to clubs.
And that I need some new fucking friends.

>>38683276
>The moral of the story is gtfo this board, roastie crazy slut

>go to the club
>its awkward because i can only go alone
>go home

>>38682648

I saw this thread and legitimatly though I wasn't in r9k

>Robots
>Going to the club

>>38683276

>Don't press charges because fuck cops


Holy fuck that's absolutely retarded

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>>38682648
Normie here.
>Go to a club
>Rolling balls off MDMA
>Girl starts grinding up on you
>Make out with her furiously
>Split
>When you leave the club at dawn and see her face in the amber streetlight and out of the darkness of that den of vice and sin
>Oh God
>OH GOD
>AHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK