>tfw i get 500 euros neetbux because my borderline personality disorder
>tfw i wanna start my own bussiness (fuck with hookers around the world and upload the videos to my webpage, full of ads)
>tfw parents dont wanna give me the money because 'MUH WE WILL DIE SOMEDAY AND U WILL BE ALONE WE CANT LET YOU SPEND THE MONEY IN USELESS THINGS)
feels like i will die a virgin lads
>>38682563
You get 500 eur for BPD? shiet where do you live
Lol they're right, that's not a great business plan. I wouldn't fund you either.
Come up with something better (like something that's not a high school meme level business and has an obvious cash return) and maybe they'll help
>>38682563
You really think anyone will pay to see your ugly ass in a porn?
>>38682629
Oh shit, sorry, I didn't realize you actually know exactly what you're doing. Yeah, I'm sure a master like you already knows everything he needs to about shooting porn (including the proper lighting and sound equipment), having sex on camera without a cameraman to get better angles, designing a website, promoting a website so people actually know it exists, and getting advertisers that won't just flood your page with pop-up ads and detract anyone who doesn't use adblock from using your site.
I bet you're a master. You've got it all down
>>38682629
Lol, you won't make a dime, especially in porn. Most people don't. Have you ever sold anything online? Do you even know the first thing about driving traffic out how to monetize?
Here's what will happen. Mom gives you the money, you shoot videos, post them, get two cents in revenue which you won't even get because it's below min payout. Then you'll be 'oh well I guess it didn't work. Thanks for the money, f u'
Like I said, you want an online biz, start with affiliates or something that won't cost you anything. If you can make steady income from that, then use that to fund your next business
>>38682563
they don't let you have your own neetbux ? dont you have a bank account ? arent the neetbux directly deposited in your account ?
It just sounds like you're trying to con your folks to pay for your fun trip using a thinly veiled excuse.
>>38682563
>500 euros for a silly brain
>I receive nothing for Crohn's disease
I'm not asking for money, but why do you deserve money for having BPD?
>>38682563
>tfw want to be a political e-celeb
>tfw young and handsome male so not sure if to go for Alt-right or left tumblrinas for the most money
If you want a vacation, just get on a plane and head to Bangers.
>>38684781
start making videos for the alt-right
then get a coal burning gf that cucks you to appeal to the left