Why do "straight" men lie about not being gay? >best

Straight guy here. Blowjobs and handjobs feel good regardless of the gender.
Kissing a man, showing affection, etc is weird and icky though.

>>38682987
>every "straight" guy is just lying
Fuck off to the >>>/lgbt/ board.

>>38682987
I feel the same way about gay guys. They're all lying and hiding their heterosexuality because they think being """gay""" makes them special in some way.

>>38683024
I've noticed this too. Guys pretending that tits and pussy aren't the best thing in the world. They're so insecure about not getting any that they have to pretend to like cock and balls.

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>>38683051
hURR dURR.. I want HOle...
>straight guys

Hello, i'd like an aestheticly pleasing penis please. Extra large, with two hanging balls for extra composition.

>high brow gay men

Is that Ilonka? Do you speak spanish, OP?

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>>38683093
I learned Spanish just for llonka

>>38683084
HURR DURR I WANT LONG STICK AND 2 STRAWBERRIES
>gay guys

I'm bi, but everyone seems to hate bi people except for other bi people. So, I keep my gay stuff on the dl, and pretend I'm gay with them, and when I'm in public, I'm 100% straight.

Otherwise I'd be completely screwed in the female department. I may be bi, but I much prefer women romantically. The other stuff is more like an itch that has to be scratched.

>>38682987

That kids gotta be like 13 what the fuck kinda confusion did you contract at such a young age

>>38682987
Your friend is gay and in denial about it and probably wants absolutely nobody to know and holding his hand makes it all the more obvious. It's probably his first gay experience and confuses the fuck out of him. You should go for the gold and really ruse the faggot by letting him pound your asshole THEN kiss him on the lips.

>>38682987
Well if the guy looks like a girl, and i mean really like a girl. Then i don't mind. But i will only be on the giving end and not the recieving end.

>>38683168

A lot of people think bis don't count. Like, every teenage girl goes through a bi phase at least once, but most of them quickly grow out of it by the time they're 18, and people don't believe that bi men can be a thing because "they're just gay and trying to avoid admitting it."

Either that, or they just want bi people to quit pussyfooting around and "pick a side" for whatever reason.

>>38682987
Is that a boy or a girl?

Originalismoism

>>38683012
>>38683197
in the scenario where you're legit unaware of the dick= not gay. but if you get jerked off/blown, knowing full well of the dick's presence (whether they look feminine or not) you're fucking gay. how is this hard to understand

Lmao imagine being so insecure that you care about your sexuality. Just fuck whoever you want

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>>38683386
I know right? "STRAIGHT" guy memes should just stop lying, especially the bearded cuties

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>tfw no straight friend to jerk off

>>38683412
straight guy here. where are you from anon? it's not gay if we say no homo before, during, and after right?

>>38683350
I really don't give a shit if its gay or not. I just refuse to kiss a man. But i will let him blow me or jerk me off.

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>>38683443
You could have gotten your point across by just saying "i'm a liar" straightfag.

>>38683473
Look, the thought of kissing, holding hands, showing any sort of affection, hugging, cuddling with another man is weird and icky for me. The thought of just letting a guy play with my private place is extremely hot though. You can label it however you want. Gay, straight, bi, i don't care. It's just the way i feel.

>>38683438
M-Midwest
>tfw KHV tho

>>38683168
It's just gross for women to think about you. They find it gross that you are attracted to men.

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>>38683168
>not prefering women for sex and men for relationsihps

hahahaha you're gonna have a hard life my friend, sucks you didn't get the easy genes

If you stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner, are you an objectsexual?

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Faggots need to go back to /lgbt/ and not come back.

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im definetely a little bit gay but why would anyone prefer a man to a woman?

people act like this is some civil rights issue when it's more analogous to playing console VS PC

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I'll hold your hand in public anon. But you gotta call me daddy and take my nut whenever I want.

>>38683723
christ. Are those botflies?

>>38682987
>talks like a priest
>Is gay
Everything checks out

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>>>lgbt
Go back to your containment board fag

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>>38683793
Indeed they are. Good eye.

>>38683861
Fuck off, McCain.