The Virgin scrape
>uses good cream yet cuts himself every time
>bleeds profusely
>uses multiple strokes
>has to shave every other day despite lacking the ability to grow a nice beard
>hunched over sink
>dirty mirror
The Chad shave
>skims his entire face in one fell swoop
>not a single scratch
>blade never dulls
>has never bled in his life
The Virgin's sentence.
chads wacky 1liners lol :p
>>38687058
>johnny is 5' 9"
not a chad
Virgin Music:
Anything from image.
Neutral Milk Hotel
Animal Collective
Kanye West
King Crimson
Modest Mouse
American Football
Chad Ctunes( (Pronounced Chu-nes)
Katy Perry
2pac
Kendrick
Kanye
ASAP
Anything top 40
>>38687370
Why is kanye in both?
Virgin Caliber
22.
9mm Parabellum
5.56 NATO
Chad Bores:
7.62
50 BMG
20mm
>>38687417
DON'T YOU FUCKING QUESTION CHAD!!
>>38687058
Johnny Bravo never had any women interested in him except that 6 year old girl he would babysits or whatever from time to time
>>38687370
Virgin records co
>>38688238
That was the joke brah. Johnny was the typical alpha archetype that would be swimming in poon in the real world. Instead he would be bested by unattractive men who would fit the m'lady stereotype. Pretty smart show if you think about it.
>>38688609
I take it (((they))) were behind this.
>>38688911
It's not always a conspiracy. The guys on the animation team were probably just betas trying to assert their superiority.
>>38687058
>chad is literally in overwatch now
>>38687058
Chad is more like Duke Nukem
>>38689667
Johnny Bravo is the actual, non /r9k/ paradigm of Chad.
An obnoxious guy always trying to hit up on girls without discretion.
>>38687305
Conor McGregor is also 5'9.
>>38688238
Its a joke, retard. Go back 2 reddit
>>38688238
Wrong.
There was that blonde bombshell that was just as vane as he was.
>>38688942
The women were also beautiful and indipendent feminists with superior physical strength.
Sometimes they would womansplain Johnny after kicking his ass and it would go over his head because he's a dumb hetero male.
>>38688609
>>38691156
There's also the fact that Johnny was ridiculously forward and abrasive. Only the roastiest of roasties would go out with a guy like him after having had him hit on them.
>>38688205
He's got something for everyone. I'm sure he's annoying in person, but his music is popular for good reason
>>38687370
>Kendrick
He's actually good though?
Main thing tho: Johnny was desperate
>>38691489
guess that makes you chad
Virgin Sleep:
>Always tired
>Despite that doesnt manage to go to bed a bit earlier eventhough he knows in what condition he is
>severe sleep disorders
>spends literally hours in his bed stalking girls he knew (who may have not even recognized him) with fake accounts on social media
>eventually cries every now and then
>cuddles his pillows or puts it or the blanket between his legs
Chad Sleep:
>ALWAYS with a partner or girls he picked up
>the last time he slept alone was in elementary school
>falls asleep as soon as he wants to
>he lays however he wants to. The girl changes her sleeping position according to him and huddles up against him
>>38687058
In that way I'm glad I'm not a guy and don't need to shave my face. I'd probably fuck it up every time, or just one side. Like my face would never look or feel completely smooth.
My legs are already like that, I always manage to get razor burn my entire life or it looks like stubble but it's actually smooth.