I need to bring up the word "dildo" in a conversation with people.
I'm suspecting someone of something and need to see the reaction on his face when i say it.
Anyone has any idea how to go about without sounding weird?
we need smart people in here
bump pls bump
guys i cant do this alone
pls help i need it
Call somebody doing something stupid a dildo. Easy.
ok guys its my dildo im scared someone might have found it and trying to find out this way
surely some low scum like me can relate here?
no?
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pls im having anxiety over this
fuck nobody has anything im killing myself
there i did it i hanged myself
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Good thread op
>>38763605
i know im screwed im just bumping till i drop dead
"hey dude did you check out my massive dildo"
>>38763619
"Hey guys why can women use dildos but men can't use fleshlights?"
"Ar dildos gay"
Or "If I had a dildo for every time x"
>>38762134
>Guess what-The CRAZIEST thing just happened! I saw some homeless guy chasing some dude with a dildo.
Or any other similar story.
"i saw a rick and morty dildo the other day....made me want to turn gay"
>>38763733
thx this is somewhat helpful