If you are a robot born via C-Section, it is entirely possible

>>38761883
I was born via C-Section, but i never considered that fact. hmmm

And if you weren't breastfed you could go your whole life without ever touching a titty. That's depressing.

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>>38761883
I was born via a c-section but I stuck my hand out of my moms vagina about 3 hours before the operation so technically I've touched one once.

>>38761883
that's me, literally will never touch a vagina ever in my whole life
feels pure man

>>38761883
me
born from a c section, unless i find my ideal gf i will never touch one

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>>38761883
>doctors wanted to perform a C-section
>roastie mom refused because she didn't want a scar
>birth complications ensued
>I got choked by the umbilical cord for an extended period of time and had no oxygen to the brain
Thanks for the brain damage, mom, I know how awful it would've been for a 30 year old married woman to have a scar on her belly.

>>38762600
How has this brain damage affected you throughout your life?

>>38762643
Hard to say what things would be like if it didn't happen. Some things I have that may or may not be caused by it are:
>autism
>poor motor skills (can't even hold a pencil the right way)
>physical tics
>lack of depth perception (my brain doesn't merge the picture my eyes see together, it's like I'm always closing one eye)
>short term memory loss (if someone tells me to do something it has to be written down or else I'll forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it)

>>38761883
Yo and I'm 26 too
ecks dee

>>38761883
Would you brag if you touched your mums vagina on the way out? Weirdo

>>38761883
Me, i was born via C-Section.

>>38761883
>tfw I've been aware of this fact for a while now

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>my birth was completely natural
>no drugs, no shots, no c-section, my mom didn't even feel any pain
Suck it, birthlets.

>>38761883
Yes.

How was I supposed to know I was supposed to flip myself upside at a certain time and remain that way?

>>38763622
*upside-down

>>38762600
Similar story here, anon.
>Mother's obstetrician was on about to be on vacation so he rushed the labor by a c-section.
>Thus I was born two weeks before I should have.
>I almost choked to death with amniotic fluid. I turned blue. That may well did some minor brain damage to me. Nowadays, I wish I died that day.
>Spend two week in an incubator to complete the rushed gestation process.
>Mother never really wanted a boy, she always wanted a girl.
>My father is the typical hardworking TV-dad, goofy and pretty much useless as a father figure.
>And the icing of the cake, my granny (with assorted ailments, Alzheimer's among them) took care of me while my parents were out working on their jobs.
What can go wrong?

>>38762788
Honestly, your mother deserves horrible things for doing this to her own child. Then again, having you for a son is already quite a brutal punishment.

>>38764053
>Mother's obstetrician was on about to be on vacation so he rushed the labor by a c-section.
United States?

>>38764114
Honestly sounds like some made up bullshit

>>38764114
South America.
And it's not made up.

>>38764135
I believe it.

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