Fembot feels

>>38750460
Stay. Leaving wouldn't change anything

>>38750460
I wish the word filter for femanon would go back to being cumdumpster
As it should be.

Too bad he didn't just kill you instead roastie.

Women love dangerous men. I bet he showed signs of what he was capable of and they just made you love him more.

Get toasty, roastie.

If you're scared of him hurting you just call the police, or a male friend if you have friends.

>tfw you finally meet a guy you have loads in common with and you get along great
>find out he's crazy religious, traditional and hates gays, contraception and black people
>naturally get the fuck away (as politely as possible)
>he's now stalking me
>he's at my house when I get home, at work, messaging me across every means of communication I have (even my steam account, no idea how)
I'm kind of scared at the moment. He seemed so nice.

>>38750573
>he's at my house when I get home, at work, messaging me across every means of communication I have (even my steam account, no idea how)
Document his actions and you telling him to stop. If he doesnt go to the police. It's not like there's a magic button to make him stop being a retard.

>>38750610
I have, and the cops in my area don't take it seriously.

tfw men don't like you cause you're a female, yet they still want to fuck you.

>>38750460
Too bad he didn't kill you stupid slut. Women like dangerous men anyway just like they like rape

>tfw men hate women and dating is pointless because it's just for sex on their part

>>38750573
Fuck off roastie whore, that guy sounds based as fuck and like your average Greatest Generation man, aka when men where actually men.

>>38750493
why did the mods ever stop doing that i would always laugh when I saw it

>>38750677
>Greatest Generation man, aka when men where actually men.
What? Being a stalker?

>>38750677
You mean those faggots who fought against a man who was trying to rid the world of the greatest threat to humanity?

>>38750641
It's biological, you don't get the urge to fuck any females that isn't deformed or above 200 lbs, you don't get it. It's not fun if you are not attractive/social enough to do it.

It's hypocrital, I know, but the bast majority of your gender it's as interesting as a potato but annoying as a kid. Sex robots will fix everything for both sides.

>>38750639
Then document it some more. Take pictures of him at your workplace. They may not take it seriously for now, but all you can do is to continue ignoring him and documenting his harassment.

>>38750693
>>38750493
kek
i remember those days
there were so many goddamn word filters it was hilarious
PEANUT BUTTER

Then they say misogyny doesn't exist... If the police won't help then seek help from the community.

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>improv audition to be a monster in 8 hours
>can't sleep
>want to be scary but can't practice without waking up the house
>spent days mentally and physically preparing myself for this audition
>tfw get forced into mazes if I can't compete
I still gotta decide on what kind of monster I wanna be if I get it. I'll decide when i get there.

>>38750460
>invites drunk violent guy into own apartment
i know it's bait but it's funny when women ditch nice guys and label them creepy and then complain that the "only" guy that wanted something to do with them was the asshole when in fact they had hundreds of orbiters with their hearts ready to hand over.

>>38750460
pain is an illusion your black eye is not even real

>tempted to be a shitty bf more and more every day because of scenarios my gf enjoys playing out (safely) feel too good

How do I stop myself from becoming a beast?

>>38751634
You won't have to
She will when she dumps you for taking fantasies too far and leaving your ass

>ywn be baylee

>>38751679
Or I could aspire to be a better person and prevent that harm in the first place?

And frankly they're her fantasies, playing them out is something like a service I don't at all mind rending.

I mean is this scenario close to something you've personally experienced and thus irritates, or do I come off as lacking in mindfulness and conscientiousness to the extent of pissing you off?

>>38751649
C is literally the perfect size but you must be skinny.

You wanted Chad, you got Chad.

Stupid cunt.

>>38751804
this
rip
Bs are amazing too so don't fret
though i still think boobs feel like bags of sand so what do I know

>>38751557
All women are monsters. My mother is one.

>>38750460

Your fault for being a poor judge of character
Or ignoring the warnings because it turned you on
You deserve whatever he does to you

>tfw abusive mother killed my father, who was the only person who ever loved me
My dad was so kind, he didn't deserve all the shit she gave him. She was so awful, it was actually a relief to be put into care. At least it gave me a sense of male suffering as well, I guess.

>>38750677
You're such a man creeping around stalking someone who's repulsed by you! Beta

>>38750460
go to the police you idiot

>Tfw accidentally cheated on my bf with the qt black college boy

Feels fucking

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So many Stacies itt, let's get some real fembot feels going

>tfw forever alone
>every day at work
>lunch break, sitting and eating alone
>dreaming about having a bf
>dreaming about my dream guy coming up to me and asking me out
>obviously never happened, except for a few times, but all 3 of them were like 5'8 or 5'9
>still sitting there alone
>tfw forever alone

>>38750460
Real fembots are actually disgusting, may as well be cat ladies.
>Zero sense of fashion
>Smell bad and look bad

>>38752699
>were like 5'8 or 5'9
i assume you're above 5'9 to be this picky

>tfw i will never get a gf because the lesbians are all hyper political and I'm pretty centrist

>>38752679
>Falling for blacked memes
It's just contrast

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>>38750460
why do women always pick the worst guys?
this shit is why I am alone, why puncheMcGee got to sleep with op on the regular.

>>38750460
obvious troll not even funny

>>38752840
Primal. If you were alpha enough to grab OP and order her about you'd be getting called daddy right now.

>>38750460
Call the police on him. he doesn't deserve you, and I'm sorry you had to go through that.

>>38752782
>Tfw no gay gf who dislikes political/religious types

>boys want you to sleep with the straight away
>boys want you to wear trousers
>boys don't like carnivals or fairs
>boys want you to wear makeup instead of having a skin care regiment
>boys think you mean sex when you want them to play
>boys don't play board games
>boys want you to have a smart phone and want you to take "selfies" and post them on social media
>boys don't care about origami
>boys don't believe in fortunes
>boys don't like soup
>boys call you stupid for liking Dr. Phil
>boys want you to play Call of Duty games

I give up, there's just no hope.
They want you to be like a male friend they can sleep with and show all their friends "Oh look at this hot thing I stick my thing in, isn't that cool?"
Stupid

>>38752868
Um yeah a girlfriend who is also your friend is a pretty big point of interest. But I mean, just keep looking. I like board games.

>>38750460
Good, you deserve it
Get off my fucking board

>>38752868
THEN STOP DATING CHAD YOU WHORE

>>38752867
Are you lesbian? Or just a horny robot?

>>38752886
>that they show off and stick their thing in

>>38752892
>don't sleep with anyone
>get called whore
Stupid
Boys like you call me stupid for liking things besides transparent pants.

>tfw my best friend (male) fell in love with me and then went full "but I'm a nice guy" despite knowing full well that I am 100% gay and having been there for me through the whole coming out stage of my life
Why are boys like this? We'd been friends since we were four. Surely you'd be aware it's nothing personal if a girl won't date you because they're a bona fide lesbian?

>>38752926
He's always loved since you were kids most likely, what you had wasn't a friend but an orbtier

>>38752910
As opposed to not show off and keep secluded? Obviously there is levels of "show off" here, but yeah displaying of your girlfriend in some sense is just a basic thing. Displaying of your partner for that matter, cause girls do it with boyfriends too

>>38752926
It's like they want to have something to bitch about

>>38752948
But he's gone out with plenty of girls since I've known him.

>>38752910
You were dating Chads. If you want a boy that doesn't take selfies and likes lame board games you need a robot bf.

>>38752950
I'm sure you'd be fine if you lost the only person you cared about for something utterly illogical.

>>38752909
The former. I'm midget tier though so don't get excited.

>>38752952
Men are horny. Doesn't mean his goal wasn't to have you too.

>>38752949
I mean in that way where they want you to wear those awful yoga pants that everyone can see right through and a tank top and a bunch of make up with contouring and lining and all that, just so they can go parade you around, and you feel like it isn't because they like you, they just want everyone else to know what they have.
It feels bad, it makes you feel like an item.
I get what you mean by varying degrees, I like to dress myself very nicely, I like to look nice.
I don't like to look like a street walker.
I think maybe boys can't always differentiate.

>>38752975
Well, surely 'GAY" is a pretty clear indicator that someone isn't interested.

>>38752699
>that blatant lanklet falseflag
cmon at least put some effort in

>>38752986
You're still thinking of him as a friend. He didn't take any of that stuff seriously, you shouldn't be interacting with him anymore even if he gives you a nice guy apology.

>>38752953
Well where do you get one in real life that doesn't call you names and get possessive?

>>38753005
But he's my only friend. Why would he fake that for 20 years?

>>38753010
Why is possessiveness a bad thing?

>>38753040
Because it's indicative of worse abuse to come.
Every biography and documentary I've seen that ends with a dead lady buried under a porch begins with possessiveness.
I'm not saying that everyone who acts very possessive becomes more abusive, but I am saying that I don't want to take that risk.

>>38753037
Are you really asking this on /r9k/? People have orbitered their girl friends for decades here too and feel wronged for not getting a relationship as a reward.

>>38750642
>>38751811
>>38752892
>>38752953

Yeah the fat, bespectacled diagnosed autistic draw fag who forced me to kiss him when I had never even spoke to a boy before was a chad. It was so chadly how he took me into his room at his mom's house and tried to take my clothes off while I was whimpering and begging him to stop. He also grabbed my chest. I let him borrow an heirloom book I'll never get back because I'm too afraid to speak to him ever again.

>>38752679
Yeah, "accidently"...
You better fucking say it to him, and leave him since he doesn't deserve a trash person like you

I cheated on a gf once but i didn't find excuses, i was drunk and wanted to fuck this cute jewish girl. I told her and left her, and i felt like a real piece of shit.
I deserved it, but hey most women are weak anyways so you will play victim card etc...

>>38753138
And why did you end up with him in the first place? Because Chad's strength impressed you.

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>>38752776
I'm 5'3 but 5'6 in heels and I don't want a bf that looks like my younger brother

>>38753010
First if you live in US, sorry you're fucked

>>38753212
What is your dream bf supposed to be like other than the height you posted just now?

>>38753211
Because I liked his drawings and he looked enough like a girl that I thought I could overlook the benis. He was a asswhole though.

>>38753212
Why are you so cruel?
[p

So where can i get a fembot friend? Where do the female posters hang out? You can also be on HRT.

>>38753347
well, if you aren't memeing and actually want a friend
I can be that person.
However, I would like you to know I have 2 other friends on discord and i have to make time for them as well. Opinion?

>Why are men so cruel?
I hate to be that guy, but it's not so much that men are cruel as that you have shit taste

>>38753370
Not him but can I orbit you?

>>38753428
I already have an orbiter, thank you though.

>>38753458
I wish you just said no, now I'm envious.

>>38753370
I also want to be your friend.. notice me

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>>38753299
>he looked enough like a girl
>Described as a fat autist

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>>38753292
>ambitious
>caring
>loves anime and cuddling
>likes to excercise
>at least average male height (6'0 or 6'1 I forgot what it was)
>doesn't mind my past

That's pretty much it so you can see I'm not picky, fembots DO excist

>>38753517
Notice me please? I just want a friend atleast..

>>38753517
What happened in your past?

>>38753511
he looked like a fat autistic girl.
>long hair
>bj lips
>green eyes
>no bone structure to speak of
>no facial hair

>>38753506
I don't know if i can handle more than 3 friends but yeah okay, I want to be your friend.

>>38753499
don't be. I seduced him to commit character assassination for reasons.

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>>38753533
How tall are you?

>>38753566
I slept around a lot and cheated on my previous bfs, but I changed

>>38753603
Oh that isn't that bad. Ain't like you were homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack.

>>38753599
Any time you have to spare will be good enough..if you don't like me just drop me i guess... how do i even contact you?

>>38753599
>for reasons.
Go on, do enjoy some drama

>>38753603
Im 6' hopefully that's good enough

>>38753620
>>38753626
okay fags it's time
my email address is [email protected]
i will tell you anything you want to hear on there.

>>38750460
you should have just settled for me

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>>38753603
>i changed
2 weeks later
>anon i forgot to use condoms when i fucked with tyrone behind your back, we're having a baby!

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>>38753685

That only happened once and I did get an abortion anyways, so who cares
Also his name was not Tyrone

>>38753699
What is it about blacks you like? They look like orcs.

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>>38753603
>I changed
lmfao famalamadingdong

>>38753458
>i have an orbiter
>knowingly having/keeping orbiters
kys jesus christ
why are women such aids

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>>38753758
It's business, kid.
it's for the good of the board.

>>38753632
Tfw fembot abandoned you

>>38752980
Women don't dress any better when left to their own devices. They just follow whatever garbage they see in the latest fashion magazine aimed at women at least 10 years older than they are.

>>38750460

Is he black? I

>>38750460
Burn the coal pay the toll. I bwt a rare pepe your boyfriend is a nigger.

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>>38753517


>be literally all of this
>meet a girl who seems like a fembot
>have only dated normie stacies before her
>ask her out
>after getting to know each other we started dating
>a couple months in she talks about how amazed she is to find someone like me, listing all the stuff you did plus others
>couple months after that she starts saying stuff like how I deserve better/she's not good enough/im too god for her
>couple months after that she dumps me right after she had fucked up something important to me by being careless
>later found out she has bpd and her fear of abandonment was triggering by being with me

my almost bf is fetishizing me being bisexual and id rather die than have a threesome

>>38753517
>(6'0 or 6'1 I forgot what it was)

IT'S NOT THAT

>>38754886
Sorry, he's the man. Your body belongs to him

If he wants a threesome, you're having a threesome

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>>38753517
>>38753603
>when you're a roastie in denial
>when you say you're not picky but choose guys based on height
I mean if you at least admitted you're a trashy slut then i'd have some respect for you. You are the lowest form of scum possible. End yourself please.

>>38754886
Dump him it's not worth it and will probably get worse, coming out to my het male ex wasn't good for me and the threesome was trauamatizing

>>38753603
Whoa. Girls choose friends based on height now too? Truly disturbing

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>>38752868
I'm not sire you've met many boys. Whenever I go to a board game parlour it's filled with guys. Either on dates or with other guy friends like me. And most people who don't like social media are robots. And Dr. Phil is dumb, so are a lot of guy hobbies. Just respond in kind.

Find other kinds of guys "fem" anon

>>38752699
This is literally the kind of girl i want, it's impossible for me to connect with extroverted girls so I go after robots but the area I live in is all stacies

>>38752699
>obviously never happened, except for a few times, but all 3 of them were like 5'8 or 5'9

Get out nigger

>>38750573

Document his actions and call the cops .

>>38750639
File for a restraining order .

>all these fucking betas whiteknighting in a bait thread

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>>38752868
Dr.phil you mean white Steve Harvey.

Do girls really care that much about height ?

Lmao I'm 5'11 or like 6'2 with heels and all my bfs have been my height or shorter. (Current one is 5'9 iirc) I don't pick based on height.

Though desu I've always be paranoid about me being too tall

>play sports with a group
>mostly guys but whatever
>thought everyone was friends with me
>this one older guy is always nice to me, he has a girlfriend who is pregnant now, his gf used to play with us but can't now, they're both super nice and a nice couple
>we go to dinner after sports
>talking about stuff
>end of dinner, he sits next to me on the bench and wraps his arm around me
>panic

I can never have a friend without them trying to get with me. malebots will never understand this feel. Every single time I think I have a friend, it turns out they just wanted to fuck me. This is why I'm a recluse.

>>38752782

All the lesbians I've ever seen are fat and ugly. Bisexual girls can be pretty, though.

>tfw no bff to /u/ with

>>38753652
>[email protected]
Did you recovered your weight??

>>38759199
>malebots will never understand this feel.
Yeah, we're repulsive and no one give a shit about us

>Cheating on boyfriend with robot roommate

The best part is that no one will believe him or this story.

>>38759199
You sound like you were spoiled a lot as a child, you seem very self entitled. I bet if you politely told him no and he cut ties with you completely youd still perceive him as the bad guy.

>>38750460
>Fembot feels
>bf

Post this retarded shit on facebook and not here

>>38757001
>Whenever I go to a board game parlour it's filled with guys.
Yeah, the only girls there are with their boyfriends. Any single girls are immediately picked up and become a girlfriend.

>>38759199
Eh, I have a few femanon friends and half of them tried to hook up with me. I'm currently dating one who said she's obsessed with me and it's really really cute.

>>38759323
>>38759270

I just want to have friends. Everytime I think someone is my friend, they end up asking me out, and then I have to be alone again. If I was a male we would just be friends, but because I'm female I can never have anything.

>>38759343

R-really? Can you still be friends even if you hook up? Although I don't really want to have sex...

>>38751557
I remember you from another thread. Good luck

>>38759377
>If I was a male we would just be friends
>implying we can get friends

>>38759343
>Eh, I have a few femanon friends and half of them tried to hook up with me. I'm currently dating one who said she's obsessed with me and it's really really cute.
Fucking chad

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>be guy
>traditional, hate contraception, faggotry, women's rights, liberal democracy and similar bullshit
>otherwise completely normal and not a nutjob
>in the same time hate pol, natsoc, nationalism and similar with the depth of my soul
>mfw all similar people are total nutjobs who
>mfw i will never ever be able to form a close relationship with anyone due to my beliefs
>mfw everyone will always hate the true me and ill have to live my life as a lie and deception

>>38759377
>tfw friends with a fembot for a while
>crush on her because she's cool
>tell her I'm interested in her and want to pursue something more with her
>she turns me down, says she has no interest in no uncertain terms, and apologizes but says she still wants to be friends
>agree because she's still a cool person
>year and a half since and we still talk some almost every day

It's that simple.

>>38759377
Of course you can, it just depends on the person.
I have a low libido so I don't really try to hookup with people.

>>38759440
No where close to be a chad

>>38752868
I met a boy who liked The Real Housewives, Britney Spears, and Beyonce. He had a ton of really pretty girl friends and he was pretty cute too. His friend told me he liked me and I thought they were memeing me hardcore.
He was straight and got over me by the time I found out.

>>38759343
Pls be my qt arcanine bf. I promise I'm exactly like every other girl you've met.

>>38760786
>I'm exactly like every other girl you've met
Man what a deal breaker. Sign me the fuck up, anon

>>38752868
>boys want you to sleep with the straight away
Biological urge
>boys want you to wear trousers
Yes, I don't like gross men looking at you
>boys don't like carnivals or fairs
Fun then it gets repetitive
>boys want you to wear makeup instead of having a skin care regiment
No
>boys think you mean sex when you want them to play
Foreplay (at least it's what my gf says)
>boys don't play board games
Some are fun
>boys want you to have a smart phone and want you to take "selfies" and post them on social media
I hate that or pictures together
>boys don't care about origami
I love them
>boys don't believe in fortunes
Gimmick
>boys don't like soup
I love soup
>boys call you stupid for liking Dr. Phil
Gimmick
>boys want you to play Call of Duty games
Disgusting

>tfw no obsessive posessive gf who writes me paragraphs of love confessions and asks me lewd questions all day

Can I just make one of you crazy girls happy forever?

>>38760941
>lewd questions
That's too embarrassing, Anon.

>>38752868
you're found the truth, femanon. do the same thing as the other enlightened femanons and switch to girls. we're soft, pretty, our hair is silky and we smell nice.

>>38760839
>deal-breaker
>sign me up
Which is it? I didn't expect to get this far.

>>38760994
How is it embarrassing. Plus it's cute if a girl is so obsessed and in love with you she is the first one to go into lewd territory

>>38761023
>Plus it's cute if a girl is so obsessed and in love with you she is the first one to go into lewd territory
That's gross, Anon. You're talking to gross girls and that makes me disappointed in you.

>>38760941
tell more about yourself. i love obsessing over guys.

>>38752699
>except for a few times, but all 3 of them were like 5'8 or 5'9

Wew you had me going there for a second roastie.

>>38753517
I can't believe you robots are trying to orbit this bitch. I thought you were supposed to hate roasties.

>>38761017
I was just making a contradictory joke
If you want to talk sure just don't expect anything to come out of it.

>>38761065
I'm kinda a clingy and jealous guy who wants an equally clingy gf. Just a student who wants someone to love.
I already don't like you obsessed over someone else though :-;

>>38761107
Have you ever obsessed over someone? It's only fair.

>>38761097
That's okay, I'd probably get overwhelmed anyway. You're very kind, Anon. Thank you.

>>38761142
No I'm looking for the one girl who will be with me forever to obsess over.
Everyone else just leaves, is uninterested or doesn't like what I like.
It's like I need to know the obsession will be mutual in order for me to go ahead. If it's one way, or I'm not her first, I'm not gonna get attached.

>>38761162
No worries, I enjoy talking to people but don't want to lead anyone on.
Hope you have a great day

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How do you even meet fembots in this filipino sandal ethusiast website?

I've tried that zeemaps thing and got ignored like a hobo 3 times by fembots,

Are you girls even real?

>>38761170
>If it's one way, or I'm not her first, I'm not gonna get attached.
i'm >>38761065 and it sounds like we're the same. my obsessions are shallow and short-lived because of this. i'd like to change that.

>>38761265
Where are you from and what do you like to do?
If we're too far or have different interests its rip

>>38752699
lmao

Anyway, this feel isn't about guys!
>earning money through the summer by working as a bartender at festivals
>transported there and given a staff campsite
>spend all day serving drinks to shitty 18-23 year old hyper extroverted party bois
>spend all night surrounded by partying staff who worked the festival because outwith shifts you're free to roam plus they sneak out drink from the bars
>always starts with them being like "anon why you so quiet come join us for a drinkk" and ends with low key insults
>festivals always situated in the middle of fucking nowhere, with all ways but the miles long road only for traffic closed off, spent last time just sitting on a tree stump for 4 hours because I had nowhere, literally nowhere else to go
Tell me if you know a worse feel than this. By day 2 I'm rocking back and forth in the tent saying this isn't worth the mental stress. But next week the money comes in, I remember I have no other options and sign up for the next.

>>38750460
Thats what you get for letting men treat you like trash. My advice? Become gay. Dont let statistics get you down, just dont date butch or trans bitches

>>38761244
Idk what your fembots are like but I haven't contacted anyone on zeemaps even though they're super close because I'm scared.

>>38759377
OK so harsh truth, you're probably boring, or at the very least can't connect to people well.
When I was younger that'd happen to me. I'd have a niche interest, meet a male/males into it, spend time with them based on that interest, be asked out, reject them and be alone again.
But it took me a while to realise that you can have almost no interests in common and still be friends. Just generally a similar outlook on the world and sense of humour, which will open your friend pool by a LOT, plus in my opinion makes for better friends. I've spent so much time with someone who was racist, or a sore loser, or generally unpleasant just because they played Diablo 2 or runescape, and it's time wasted.
As normie a thing it is to say, you have more fun with someone you can laugh easily with, and by that I don't mean obsure inside game references.
Also if you want male friends, try shooting for really attractive males, they probably have their pick of the bunch and it won't be you. I have several male friends that I am very sure wouldn't touch me.

>>38759415
Is that true? Somethin that used to always piss me off was in movies, there's the loser lead guy, and he's portrayed as such by not having a gf. I mean, he has a best friend who he can chill with, open up to and share his feelings with. Like shit, a friend like that would mean the world to me, and I'd feel grateful to have it.

>>38761294
meh we probably are and we probably do.

>>38761092
Want us to orbit you instead?

>>38761092
>assuming they are robots

wew lad

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Fuck yeah, I love breakfast

>>38761244
Listen up, you beta faggot. Any "girl" on this website is either a LARPer or insecure and neurotic as can be. Betas like you need to stop enabling.
>>38752868
leave

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Can't forget fruit, of course

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Yogurt is great too

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>>38761754
>tfw mcdonalds closes its breakfast menu for the day

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>>38761773
>fruit

Candy exists.

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I like steak with Caesar salad. It really tastes great.

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Damn I love muffins

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>>38761754
Egg is the robot's breakfast.

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>>38761788
>out of breakfast
REEEEEEE

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Here's a breakfast sandwich if you like

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>>38761773
>>38761787
Nothing beats a warm McGriddle, cooked heartily by the hard-working chefs of McDonalds.

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remember to keep healthy

>>38750460
remember: if he kills you, you win.

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How many fembots can cook these eggs?

none

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all these fast foods are bad for you i tell you

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This is inside every fembot ovary.

>puke

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this is some good shit
how is my post no original

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No fem"bot" could ever cook this shit for breakfast!
Also, bacon or sausage?

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Robots, why aren't you eating this rn? There is literally no excuse.

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srsly foodposting should be original enough by itself

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Who else loves Rayburns Roast Beef Sandwiches?

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Any other fembots get bloated when on your period?

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haha I think i'm neurotic!

>>38750460
>fat pig roastie
>dating fat pig white trash
>he's just there for a roof over his head
>forced to drink to deal with constant bitching and moaning, and so he's able to overcome his disgust and pork you when you demand
>intentionally start shit with him because he isn't giving you enough attention
>probably slap him
>He hits back
>equality.gif
>come to 4chan to amass orbiters who don't know what you look, and smell like.
Fuck off cunt. Even if this isn't b8, no one gives a fuck.

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>>38761882
yeah there is shops are closed

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Just had some bbq pulled pork for lunch today

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>>38761882
Fucking gross, the only sugar I accept is the sweet syrup filled in every McGriddle bun

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hey now
youre an allstar
put your game on
go play

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Boneless wings are the best foods around.

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Are these eggs to safe to eat? I'm not sure guys

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maybe I have Prosopagnosia

>>38761945
How about boneless pizza?

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>>38761932
i had burgers the past two days i finally wanna get fat

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>>38761944
Any other robots milk their sisters every morning for eggs?

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>robot feels the hollow chipping away
>"fembot" feels chad cock plowing six ways

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>>38761957
MCGRIDDLES FOR AFRICA

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yum yum pareidolia

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>>38761973
yeah self-milked eggs are the best

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oh we're posting eggs. Ok, do these count?

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post youre drinkfus

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this one really CRACKS me up

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friendly reminder to stay healthy so you dont end up dying at 40

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>validate my feeLings...................... must feell......

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>>38761944
>bleh

>>38761933
>>38762016

Pic related is best sweet.

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>>38762026
thats one sad egg

>leading to road
deep captcha

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Happy Fry-day!

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He's Probably mad you didnt make him delicious pasta dinner that night

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>>38762005
Eggs can get bretty racist desu senpai. /pol/tards need to go.

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bow down robots.............a real chad has entered your domain

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>>38761973
haha well eggd my friend :)

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>>38762016
thats gotta be the yellow monster ripper
cant get enough of that shit

remember to balance it out with some healthy food like pic related

>>38762042
pass me some then

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Lets hatch a plan

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hush now fembot... you musn't speak over your superiors.

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>tfw you realize chad dynamics are in food too

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I bet you weren't Rice enough to him

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You're so hard boiled

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>>38750460
Maybe if you actually did something around the hoise, rather just mooch and watch blacked porn all the time, he wouldn't have to put you in line.
Make that man a nice shepards pie, I always love it when a woman makes me one.

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>>38762095
that plan looks pretty cracked tho

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Make a few more of these bad boys and I bet that will never happen again.

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>>38762110
>tfw egglet
why even live

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>>38762092
Brother, they cost cents. CENTS. No excuse.

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>>38762082
That looks tasty desu. Can you make that?

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>>38762144
shops are still closed
why is there no delivery for these yet

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>>38762141

>tfw egglet
>tfw ginger too

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Are you egg-noring me? Don't you like my egg-cellent jokes?

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you did this to yourseself now fuck off outta here

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This is what nature intended. Gummy worms are literally the only robot food.

>>38751557
>audition for the part I want
>try to lunge at producer
>end up sliding
>sign outside says don't do any stunts that might hurt you
>I went blank minded spur of the moment
>didn't get part I wanted
>stuck in maze
Close enough, maybe next year.

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look at these beauties

i wish i could cook so i could actually use them

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oh please , don't be so corny

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You're poaching my best yolks

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kiwi is tasty and healthy
just take a spoon cut it in half and eat it

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fembots in a nutshell.

Why don't roasts get circumcised???

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>>38762194
be sure to soak them in baking soda and water the day before so you dont get the rooty-tooties

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>>38762212
>poached
>not scrambled
wow you fucking normie get OUt

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>>38762212
get out

ok here are some actual kiwis

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I'm Lovin it!

Fuck McNiggers

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>>38762194
just boil him or make soup. The bigger ones you can fry and add flavor to.

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Stay on the sunny side up

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>>38762202
wrap it up
wrap it up
wrap it up,
bro

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>>38762227
Fuck you asshole

El originale

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>>38762257
how long did you need to prepare these puns

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>>38762270
You're such a rotten egg

>>38750460
Call the fucking cops on his ass to get him out, it's your apartment

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>>38762268
Wrappin' them up!

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dude i love coq

origongl

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this the only acceptable robot food. The rest of you are normies. Kindly fuck off.

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>>38762284
dont be eggdy

at least i tried

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>give me REPLY
>make THREAD

>>38750573
Get your key back, maybe?

>>38759145
Wanna be friends? I need more tall female friends to chat with. We can talk on discord or email etc

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>>38762284
Bro please , don't be so eggdy

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>>38762274
I'm scrambled

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>>38762295
/lgbt/ is that way lad.

This food is for straight virgin males only.

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>>38762298
>implying robots can cook such culinary wonders as pic related

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>>38762329
do you even try mate
>>38762316

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>>38762329
>tfw when you're the bad egg
>tfw when even robots bully

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When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie.....

>>38761720
Are you a real fembot?

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Don't yolk with me

>>38753603
Do you wanna talk femanon? My email is [email protected], we can chat there or email me and we can talk over discord too. You seem p nice and chill and wouldn't mind becoming your friend.

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>>38762336
>implying simplicity and affordability isn't the robot's choice.

Chad

>>38750460
>Why are men so cruel?

Because women make us that way.

You say there wasn't a reason, but you know that's not true. You've spent years nagging him, and bitching at him, and making him feel bad for being masculine. You think that shit just slides off him and doesn't leave a mark?

You drove him to this, and it's nothing less than you deserve for being such a cunt.

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>>38762347
Im doing the best I can allright

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How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.

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I'm telling you
>walk into that kitchen and give those utensils a firm hand grab. Take those ingredients and show them you mean business, and make that man a Shepard pie. It's the only way he'll be able to forgive you for making him hit you.

>>38750460
>tfw only sucked 6 dicks this week

I'm such a loser xD

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You are guys are really going off topic here. I think is what suit Op best.

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Who else here /cums in their gfs food/ ?

What y'all niggas think of turnaps
>inb4 shit-tier vegetables

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>>38762378
>tfw sour candy make my mouth hurt
>tfw mouthlet

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Any jews want to buy my invisible egg? No low balling.

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Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.

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>>38762450
just eat sneks then, mouthlet.

>>38762362
No

Mute this, bot

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What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.

>>38762411
Oh ui ui le Citroen ulala Croissant le surrendeur

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I am the only girl here?

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>>38762481
baguette baguette fromage

found some more healthy food

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Ok since this is a food thread, someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK ARE GRITS???

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>>38762464
thanks for the help anon, have a roast

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>>38762500
Fucking foreigners and their gay fruity colors. This is the food of the best country in the world.

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yare yare brekofastu daze

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What kind of jam do you guys prefer on your pancakes?

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kono breakfasto da

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>tfw saint anger around my neck
>tfw he never gets respect

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>>38762528
pb and j masterrace

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A breakfast without eggs is not a breakfast

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>>38762525
dont think youre special
weve also got bacon trees over here

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Fucking kikes just look at the eggs of the bourgeoise.

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gill nibbers >:DD

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>>38762559
amen brother
orkigigion

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>>38762573
>roasts hanging from trees

At least you put your women to good use there nigger.

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Pasta or potatoes?

>>38750573
> Brb have to drain Chad/Tyrone balls again

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>>38762500
Oy vey goys, wanna buy my eggs?

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This is a fembot feels thread you fat autists.

>tfw chestlet

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>Reminder that eating bacon is similar to eating out a roastie so >>38762596
Is basically chad

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>>38762633
Goddamn immigrants. THIS is AMERICAN FOOD. You know, the one that WINS EVERY WAR.

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>>38762648
>implying chads ever kiss a roasty's roast

wew lad. Make me a sandwich.

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The smell of cheese arouses me

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It puts the

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the lotion on its skin

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Retards this is American ROBOT food.

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Varg says "stop posting heresy and go eat breakfast"

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or else it gets the hose again

>>38762539
*kore wa. nihongo wo korosanaide kudasai.