We're finally getting our movie, robots. https://www.y

>>38759310
"nobody's normal"
LOOOOOL

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>>38759310
this better be bait...

desu desu desu desu

I hated this fucking faggot in its kind of a funny story.
And he was supposed to be a teenager in that, which was 7 years ago.

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>>38759310
>has an intact family
>has friends
>a girl like him notices him at school
>has a psychiatrist
>has a supportive environment
>not repulsive
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38759428
>I've got 1/6 of the things you listed
jelly, faggo?

>>38759428
this and
>chad helps him to become a norman

the fuck is this shit

Ah yes the Hollywood interpretation of what an antisocial person is supposed to be.

Do you think people will see the movie and take pity on you?

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THIS IS JUST A MOVIE FOR FUCKING NORMIES TO IDENTIFY WITH BEFORE YOU KNOW IT SLUTS AND WHORES EVERYWHERE WILL BE LISTING IT AS THEIR FAVORITE FLICK BECAUSE OMG ITS SO LIKE ME WOW NOBODY UNDERSTANDS I HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME FITTING IN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>tfw normies claim to be just like the main character after watching this shit

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>>38759310
>finally getting our movie
>what is Zero Day

>>38759310
>is he going to get falsely accuse of sexual harassment
>is he going to get cucked

I bet not but these are the things that happen to these sorts of people.

>>38759428
Most of the films, series, games and other stuff is aimed at normies and are created by normies. What the fuck were you expecting?

>>38759310
A show about being a robot created by normies. Why do I not have high hopes for this

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I'm not like this at all tbqhf. I have a perfectly normal understanding of social rules, I just never talk because I'm extremely insecure. Are any of you actually like this?

>>38759310
Fucking christ, the first 20 seconds of the commercial is enough to make me despise this. This isn't a movie for robots, it's a movie for normies who are "totally diffferent and socially awkward xD" to circlejerk about how they relate to the main character.

>>38759310
>has a job
>has two parents
>has friends
>everything is light hearted

>>38759310
>Hello fellow robots
FUCK THIS SHIT AND THIS FUCKING NORMALFAG. Even hardcore Aspretards learn how to smile at some point.

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Okay, so we all know this is just another normie teen drama for themselves, but how exactly would you guys write a robot movie?

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A good movie about us would be a 3 hour hard to watch repulsive art house movie where we witness the miserable life of the protag by the means of trippy art house visuals

>>38760182
Like this
https://youtu.be/V1zFeHJzS5E

>>38759310
>haha I'm so different right :D

>>38760182
Video-record my whole day. Everyday for a year.
It sure would get boring fast but thats how it is.

easy predictions
>main character is a normie or at least a cyborg by irl standards
>token black character(s)
>token lgbt character(s)
>movie appeals to normies who think they're "different" just because they're a little shy and like "nerdy" things

>>38760244
Robots think their Travis. Their actually the kid from Worlds Greatest Dad.

>>38760182
Chrischan YouTube playlist played on an old TV in a dark room in an art gallery

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>>38760322
This hurts far too much, fuck

>>38759310
What a piece of normie shit, gtfo balls wiper pile of reddit trash

>>38760182

Honestly 'Submarine' is a decent R9k style movie if you cut out he ending and ignore the hipsterism. 'Kikujiro's Summer' is a good robo movie.

>>38759310
Man, even Mr. Robot was a better interpretation of bots than this was, and that dumb chad faggot got laid in the first episode.

>le quirky introverted normie
Not a robot

>>38759310
We already have a movie newshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo_LYkn88o8

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>>38759310

Rrrrob Schneider is a popular Chad who gets all the girls... only problem is, he's about to become... an Autist! and he's about to find out that being an Autist... is harder than it looks!

Rob Schneider is the Autistic Beta! Rated Peeee Geee Thirteeen.

>>38760182
just adapt Dosto's Notes from the Underground

>>38759310
No, this is simply going to drive us into greater isolation. It is going to portray a romanticized version of autism which the normies are going to adore, while despising real autists like us. It will result in emulation from normies of this romanticized portrayal and it will turn into the same "muh depression" type scenario we've already seen.

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>redditflix

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>>38759310
>childish, bubbly-like font
>happy hipster-style music
>token minorities
>"le introverted and quirky normie"
>"weirdo" but "has friends"
>no display of harrowing pain, despair and hidden personalities
>literally "kek I'm a virgin that makes me a robot"

This shit is made by and for women. You can just smell it. No man will ever enjoy that show.

>>38759462
You have a psychiatrist? That's cute! I used to have one too but she didn't really help.

>>38760322
Wow that was fucking great.
Kudos to the people behind that short.
Every robot should see this

>>38759467
If you had any self-awareness you'd realize that most of the Chads in your life probably extended you invitations to hang out and become normal too.

This looks like shit.

Why is it so bright and bubbly? Its pretty obvious whoever wrote this has no idea what it's like to be in that kind of position.

Looks cringy desu

>>38759310
ahahahahaha
the first 15 seconds are great already!
ahahahaha
this is hilarious thank you for linkin it

>>38761461
Why are you spacing out

all of your sentences

like this?

it's not necessary

and it's annoying

to read.

>>38759310
They better make him browse /r9k/ in the show, and stumble upon this thread.

>>38759310
great, another hollywood virtue signal about what they think it's like to be autistic and how you can overcome it.

They have no idea what's it's like to have autism, and fucking shows like this just devalue the entire disorder.

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>>38759310
This isn't a movie "for robots," it's for kids with legitimate autism. The majority of them have actual loving families and a (generally) supportive environment and even go to therapy. The main character is not a robot, he's just a regular kid except for the fact that he has autism. It's going to an average high-school drama-comedy, just with an autistic lead character. It's very open in its advertising as to who it's targeting, and it's not robots. The only reason someone would want to think that is to get upset about it and complain.

>>38761505
>my eyes hurt when I try to move them more than 0.1 degrees at a time

>>38761458
nice try normalfag now fuck off

I hate how these things always act like the big issue is sex. Just like that stupid Buzzfeed video that got shilled here. Yeah, I wish I could lose my virginity, but I'd be much happier overcoming some other problems first. Sex isn't the only problem a robot has

>>38761614
Sex is also only tangential to the real thing we desire, which is love and affection.

>>38761563
This.
but also,
>>38759595
this

It's not made by robots or geared towards robots-just for people who hapeen to have a trait commonly exhibited by robots.

Or we could just live vicariously through this show, and enjoy the fantasy of the experience.

>>38761667
I watched 13 Reasons Why and it was not half bad. I felt really hard for the main girl when she met her fate at the end

>>38761433
I'm in France and is blocked here
What is it called please ?

>>38761751
"Dennis" It's a short danish film about a buff robot dude named Dennis

>>38761751
It's called "Dennis" so you'll probably have an awful time trying to find it anywhere else

>>38761751
>click on youtube link
>type "hooktube" instead of "youtube" in the url
>voila

Remercie moi plus tard, compatriote robotique

>>38761751
Why is France so backwards with its censorship?

>>38760322
wtf, the /fit/ /r9k/ crossposters must be in anguish after watching this.

Also, what the hell happened at the ending? He sleeps in the same be with his mom???

>>38761433
There's a full length film based off it called teddy bear. Worth a watch

The only robot movies are He was a quiet man and Taxi Driver.

>>38759310
Oh look, 13 reasons why was popular so Netflix decided to make an even shittier follow up series to tap into the same 15 year old audience.

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>>38759310
it's another failed normie that wants to be a normie series.

well, if it wasn't about drugs, sex or friends no normies would watch it

>>38759613
Zero day is a movie with EXTREMELY poor acting about two edge lords who want to be Eric and Dylan so they shoot a few normies. and kill themselves

>>38760322
what differs here is that he consistently is robotic. He never breaks character to give coy looks like "muh muscles, bitches" Robot is a mental thing, not a physical thing.

>>38762379
can you provide a link with english subs?

>>38760322
Is this real or did they follow this guy?

>>38762615
>Robot is a mental thing, not a physical thing
This is why it annoys me when people assume you're automatically Chad when you're good looking. It doesn't matter if girls like me, I'm too socially autistic and broken to do anything about it.

>>38760322
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
fucking cunt

>>38759310
He looks like such a fucking jew holy shit.

>>38760322
This video made me sad, i just want to be loved, but that won't happen, it really makes me sad thinking that i will die alone, but it's gonna happen eventually

>>38762668
It's on Dailymotion, search it on google as "teddy bear english subtitles"

>>38760182
Ben X was very good portraying a robot, the girl was just a delusion of his but the ending sucked

Let me guess the message of the movie is to "jus bee itself"
It ends happily too.
Motherfuckers seriously?

>>38763920
>seriously

how are you surprised

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I want to throw up. Fucking normieflix is going to convey the robot experience. I bet he ends up with a quirky 8/10 cutie in the end though because they need a positive message rather than showing the reality. Otherwise the normies might feel bad.

>>38759349
>aka: JUST B URSELF BRO

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https://youtu.be/ieHh4U-QYwU?t=89

Father confirmed for being cucked right in the trailer dudes. Roasties must die