So you browse 4chan, mind explaining that?

Who is 4chan?

>>38771892
Yes, I am the elite hacker that goes by the name 4chan. It's a pleasure to meet you.

4chan allows me to read interesting things about complete strangers. People tell stories here that I can laugh at, feel sad about and happy about. Its like a tv show or a book with unlimited characters that never ends.

>>38771892
I don't browse here or visit anymore. Came here to post my last meme. It feels pretty liberating. See ya suckas


>inb4 see you tomorrow no. You'll know and it'll hit you when you no longer find this place of any use, relevance, or purpose. I'm off but your choice to rot heh

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>>38771892
>female boss

>>38771930
>4chan allows me to read interesting things about complete strangers

This is actually kinda useful

>>38771892
I bought you your mail. Please let me leave.

>>38771930
>>38771969
>People tell stories here that I can laugh at, feel sad about and happy about.

You guys don't have friends? Stories of cool people are a lot more interesting.

>>38771892
What are you talking about? I don't even have an account.

>>38771995
>Stories of cool people are a lot more interesting.
Stories of strangers, no matter how dull they are, tend to be much more interesting.

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>>38772063
Yeah I don't give a fuck about (pic) retards

Couldn't pay me to be interested.

>>38772063
You stay in your cesspool of anons

>>38771892

it used to be fun to read

because mods on some boards are manchildren

>>38771892
Thank you for asking. See, I'm a complete mentalcase that barely functions outside of my bedroom. If it weren't for the funny stories about the hacker known as 4chan, I would have offed myself a long time ago. Do I get the job?

when the meme wars are upon us you'll be damn lucky I did, fucking maggots

"I browse some boards of interest, mainly for fitness and health advice. It's just like a regular forum."

>>38772429
I agree. The other day I got a 1 month ban for talking about a topic it's discussed all the time here. It was pretty obvious I was banned because the guy I was disagreeing with was a mod.

Which is kinda pathetic on his part. To think someone would try to become a mod or janny just to have power over other user and ban the opinions he doesn't like from any board.

Even if I was a little butthurt for that I still felt pity for him, I know very well how is the kind of person that would do that.

>>38771911
How did your 400 pound ass get out of bed?