>There's a guy in my class who is literally the definition

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>There's a guy in my class who is literally the definition of a neckbeard virgin
>Smells like piss. One of my friends says this is because of his cat pissing and him leaving his dirty laundry in a big fucking pile. Let me remind you that he has smelled like this for at least 3 FUCKING YEARS.
>Is fat and actually has a well developed neckbeard
>Once asked my friend out multiple times when she said no and also hugged her sexually (touching boobs).
>Asked my other friend out even though he is straight and still hugs him
>Says he lost his anal virginity even though he 'doesn't want to talk about it' and 'doesn't want to brag'
>Pats me on the head like I'm his pet
>Says that he literally sits on his cat because he can't be bothered
>Never studies
>Talks about Japan all the time
>Talks about rpg video games all the time
>Literally can't take a fucking joke
>One time I said to my friends that I mainly do work when the teacher is here and at home and, being the inconsiderate bitch he is, tells me that "yeah you are pretty lazy"
>Hangs out with a group where they just sit on their phones all day
>Doesn't get the fucking memo when someone tells him to stop something
>Literally thinks that the spaghetti monster was from Japan and people unironically believe in it.
>Now he wants to hang out with my friend group.
>Did I also mention he smelled like cat piss?

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