>New friend request on facebook >It's an 8/10 hot

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>>38884876
"This might be your chance, Champ. Talk to that nice girl and ask her out to dinner. Who knows? Maybe she might be that special someone with whom you'll raise children. And raising children is important because it gives you responsibility, a sense of accomplishment, and someone to take care of you when you grow old."

She's collecting friends. To normies, your number of friends on facebook is your power level

>>38884904
Maybe in middle school in 2009. Instagram likes are way more important to a normie, Facebook's fallen to the wayside as a legitimate communication tool.

>>38884904
But where did she view my profile from? Why would she randomly add me? My profile is completely private to people i'm not friends with except for my profile picture and my mutual friends obviously.

>>38884876

The number of friends on Facebook or followers on Instagram or what the fuck ever is the new way to judge self worth to most people, women especially.

Facebook routinely gives "suggested friends" all the fucking time. She probably just adds every single one so she can rack up a higher friend count.

She doesn't give a single fuck about you, the Facebook bots just suggested you since you have mutual friends.

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>>38884900
Why won't he stop having such high expectations?

>>38884951
This desu OP ditch the bitch

>>38884969
Because he didn't raise a quitter, Champ.

>>38885019
This to be quite honest. Ignore the whore.

>>38884936
There's a suggestion box that shows people you might know. Shows up occasionally.

Accept it, but you're under no obligation to talk to her.

>>38884900
Champosting is my new favorite meme.