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GAS THE TRIPS THREAD WAR NOW!

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second for waifus lads
oregano

Gotta go to bed by 12:30 for real wagie hours tomorrow Ebin, but I'll look at your cubing vid tomorrow if it's not up tonight

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>>38899672
Remember to go to bed my wagie friends, you've got a busy week ahead of you!

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>>38899728
GAS YOURSELF TRIP ORBITER!

>>38899728
>wagie hours
When do you start lad

anyone else remember connexions? those cunts wouldn't leave me alone after i left college

>>38899760

9:00am, very uncomfy. Usually start at 11am but have to start early tomorow

>>38899775
I think they might be Prospects or something now, I walked past a place with it pinned up on the high street and my little brother has them in talks at his school every so often

>>38899787
What a madman, 2 hours earlier too
Goodluck anon

>>38899672
yep, slave monkey boy here. get 350pw if i do like 45+ hours of physical labour but I try to think of how much stronger it makes me lol

>>38899849
>under 17k a year
Where do you live lad? Not in a southern city I hope

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w-would it be weird if we did another monitor hug at 12?

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>>38899909
sure lad
not like its serious or anything lad
just ironic right
haha not going to make me cry is it lads

How does one who is too old for the 'mutual friends' arrangement to go smoothly go about finding love in the UK? Tinder? I finally got everything in check enough to have time for romantic pursuits only to realise all the people I know are taken.

>>38899944
okcupid, plenty of fish, eharmony etc

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>Its a crippling hopelessness episode

>>38899728
watching a 30 minute video now

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19th for big titties

>>38899909
sure lad. i will do it with you

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>>38899712
Xth for our cute King.

>spend my time watching other couples fall in love
>other characters going on adventures
I'm sick of being the passive observer. A rope to my gondola

>>38899909
Yea it would actually

>>38899909
Can I join in as a dirty phoneposter?

>>38900064
we should all stick our phones up our bums at the same time as well haha wouldn't that be a laugh

>>38900064
Hugging your phone might be more intimate honestly

>>38899920
Our daily prank is becoming a bit too regular
>>38900038
<3
>>38900058
w-what do you mean?
>>38900064
Of course!
>>38900082
h-haha what have you been stretching your desusan with?

>>38899880
no I am temping in midlands. i have two months to find an internship or a better job before the shit really hits the fan for me.

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>>38899712
I-interesting waifu choice desu

>>38900040
Surely queen? or does she have a dick

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Not really sure what to do with my life lads
I've had plans but ultimately I fail to get them, it's not comfy what so ever

>>38900082
haha i would be up for that. just for a laugh like. nothing sexual involved haha.

>right ball aching a little all day
>wank, cum
>hurts like fuck for a minute then goes back to aching

what does it mean by this

>>38900107
>w-what do you mean
I mean it would be weird for you to literally hug your screen at the same time as a bunch of other strangers as an attempt at socializing

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>>38899984

I've got another cross video, which should explain clearer, uploading now

>>38900127
>Surely queen?
Whoever pulls the sword out of the stone shall be King.
>Spoiler text
Briefly

>>38900150
Sounds like a case of good ol' bollock cancer
Is there a lump? Go to the doctor anyway tbqh

>>38900133
just live for pleasure, have the best quality of life you can whilst working as little as possible

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>>38900133

How would you describe your current situation?

>>38900173
This sounds interesting lad.
What anime does this King come from

>>38900186
I guess that's one way to go about it
>>38900191
Numb, lonely, worrisome, boring, unmotivated

>>38900182
ive been feeling around but cant feel a lump so i think im alright
im seeing a new gp tomorrow about mental issues, think they would mind if i asked them to just check my balls real quick too?

>>38900195
Fate. If you plan on watching it, don't. Read the VN instead.

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>>38900191
oh look a waifu poster just became a trip

>>38900173
>Arthur Pendragon
Kek'd for some reason. This sounds pretty nutty, I'll have to check it out
>briefly
O-oh

>>38900186
>just live for pleasure
Filthy hedonist

>>38900245
That's why I dropped basically everything outside of the VN. It all got... too weird.

>>38900262
what else should he do when he has no other plans?

Do any lads here go fishing? I was on the train back from town today and it was pissing down with rain, we went past a fishing pond, saw a chap under a cover, sorta looked like half a tent, 2 rods, sitting back in his chair smoking a cigarette, looked comfy as fuck tbqh

>>38900242
Why does this Pepe look like the disgruntled and disappointed generically fattening father

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Sunday roast for din dins lads if i eat it after 12 will it be a monday roast.

>>38900107
Can we not include ebin though

>>38900293
because am expressing my disappointed in at the sight of a newfag being born.

4 minutes to the official britfeel monitor hug lads

>>38900293
not a pepe you normie

4 mins until the britfeel hug with my gorgeous lads <3

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>>38900317
>>38900293
am drunk correction

Because am expressing my disappointed at the sight of a new tripfag being born.

>>38900291
Afraid not but it does sound comfy tbqh

>>38899775
Had one meeting with them out of the blue. Wasn't sure why and nothing came of it.
Utter waste of time tbqh.

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>>38900242
I shall not be following suit

Disgusting behaviour!

>>38900285
Find something that gives you fulfillment, it doesn't have be pleasure or happiness. If all you strive for is happiness then you will lead a shallow life. You need to recognize both happiness and unhappiness as part of life

>>38900022
>Those
>Big
ffs mate

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>>38900339
What is it then lad
>>38900346
Don't worry lad I understood you

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turns out... littIe monkey fella

>>38900360
You're the one tolerable waifuposter here lad
Good on you

>>38900291
My grandad was a fisherman. They would tell stories about he used to go out on his boat at night, alone, and fish for hours. It did sound really comfy, I'd like to get into it

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>August 7

Let us all work together to have a moderately prosperous day

>>38900392
I can think of a fair few tolerable waifuposters and just about all of them don't use trips desu

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>>38900360
indeed kiddo

I didn't feel anything
D-Did I do it wrong?

>>38900294
It's too late now lad, you'll have to throw it away. Can't have a Sunday roast on a Monday

>>38900291
yeah I go carp fishing with a mate, and go on river as well.
it is comfy. just sit back and wait for the bite alarm to go off

Gave you lads a good squeeze there

i hope you lads gave your monitor a big squeeze

Proper nice little hug lads
Something comforting about fellow brethren embracing their screens united in their feels to overcome the struggles of life

>>38900392
T-thanks! There's a couple of others who are nice also, though.

>>38900372
>the same logic as just b urself
easy said then done. in the mean time he can make himself happy buy enjoying life rather than striving towards somebody elses goal

>>38900405
Make yourself useful and gas the tripfags and their orbiters.

>>38900377
Thos are massive you twat.
Go ahead, post what you think is big and I bet you it will be some landwhale

Felt nice lads, glad I could join you in the hug.

>>38900429
>>38900426
>>38900436
Was nice lads. Comrades through the suffering and loneliness

>Lads hugging their screens

Why not just go full weird fetish and do that hug a family member thread. They are full of tripfags so it's no different to here.

>>38900421
Just think of anons across their country doing what you are at that moment and understand you're all going through struggles in life right now as we speak and embrace the monitor

>>38900378
apu apustaja
i think of him as pepes autistic brother/cousin/nephew

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>>38900378
Night time best time all the wagie and tripfag normies and their orbiters are gone comfy /britfeel/ here we come.

>>38900457
BAD MONG DETECTED REEEEEE

>>38900457
This desu. I'm a pathetic KHV but I'm not hugging my screen

>>38900445
Those are pretty average tbqh. Unless she is 7ft or something mental

>>38900470

>Be wagie that orbits Ebin
>Going to bed now

You win comfy pepe

>>38900451
does this mean im not a virgin anymore lads?

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>>38900457
Touch my monitor boys and ill have your head.

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Daily Mail getting in on the cuck meme

Bravo

>>38900457
Agreed. Just hug your pillow as you fall asleep.

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>>38900423
i am such a naughty boy

>>38900503
Cuckolding is a common literary device, I don't know why people get so up in arms now that television writers are finally getting in on it.

>>38900495
Post the one that has her with the "an hero" sign
Always tickles me desu

>>38900486
I'm not going to sleep though desu

>>38900486
>>Be wagie that orbits Ebin
Fucking off yourself

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>>38900533
It's on my shitposting laptop not my tablet, sorry lad

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>>38900503
seems anti cuck to me also watching poldark you got a fanny but the ginger girl is better than sansa has a waifu
we meet again guardian fag

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>>38900495
MY QUEEN DESU

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>>38900470
/comfybrit/ with night guard is the best Brit desu lad

>>38900564
U WOT MATE
>>38900571
can't wait to watch it tomorrow in non-Aldi quality

>>38900534
What's your sleep schedule usually like? I reckon you're a wake up in the afternoon kind of lad

>>38900538

What's wrong with being a wagie that orbits Ebin?

>>38900560
Proper let down lad
Oh well no problem lad
I see you've still got plenty Sophie's to pass around

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>>38900580
it's on par with /britpol/ during the winter senpai

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>>38900580
>tfw I'm having an early night but I know the night guard will still be there watching over the thread
Feels good desu

>>38900592
In the order of most acceptable to most pathetic
Wagie
NEET Orbiter
Ebin
Wagie Orbiter

>>38900459
I really did try anon...
Am I just dead inside?

>>38900622

>Being a wagie is best of all
>Being a wagie that orbits ebin is even worse than a NEET than orbits ebin

Where's the logic in that?

>>38900630
I believe in you anon don't worry <3

>>38900589
for years its been 10am-6pmish with outliers, recently (Comeback August) its been 2am-4am till middayish

I'm feeling incredibly hopeless though, looking at jobs makes me feel even worse knowing I'm below supermarket level, in the middle of my weekly existential crisis. Not to succumb to nihilism but whats the point in doing anything for me? I'll just make an embarrassment of myself failing to land a barely minimum wage supermarket job because I'm a failure. I """Could""" learn a trade but I really don't have the motivation to do it, I'd rather not put effort in because i'd survive easily on my own on minimum wage

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>>38900586
doesnt matter lad had a arugment with some fag who was bitching about the daily mail because his dad reads it and he thought the guardian was better i disagreed but why you watching poldark

>>38900639
If wagie is best, why would you then want to orbit someone who hates people who works, is proud to roll around in his own shit and fuck up threads?
At least the neet orbiter orbits someone of a similar situation to them.

>>38900630
Sorry anon. I forgot to reprogram the wired in your machine so you would feel the effects

Try again next time, it should be fixed by then

>>38900704
Ebin doesn't hate all wagies, he even said that in a blog, as he aspires to be a wagie himself one day.

>>38900470
Working the late shift this week so will be up late each night

>>38900721
I'd accept this Aldi job but i'm hesitant to apply because i'll completely fuck it up and embarrass myself for even trying

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>>38900227

I see.

What would you consider to be the source of the unfortunate feelings in question?

Would you consider the way in which you feel to have been detrimental in trying to achieve the aforementioned plans?

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watching a aussie police show on pick
police ten 7 it's called
bants are coming in strong fucking abo's are a mess what you watching or listening to lads

>>38900688
The Guardian is a great paper if you avoid the opinion pieces. The AP is obviously the best place to get news but the Guardian's certainly better than the DM

>>38900741
Who gives a fuck? Apply for it and if you get a no, delete the reply and move on.
You will be one of countless others to get told no, it's not like they print your application out and laugh at it in the staff room.

>>38900741

Might as well apply, as then you won't keep thinking "I've never even applied for a job in my life". Anything is progress.

Did you watch the 30 min cube vid? I made another one about the cross explaining stuff better

>>38900741
Just go for it lad and stop messing around
Comeback august, apply to these places get interview technique nailed, it's super easy and then go for it lad

>>38900752
>watching a aussie police show on pick
>police ten 7 it's called
>bants are coming in strong fucking abo's are a mess what you watching or listening to lads
Fucking hell lad. Had to read this a couple of times to understand it.
Format your message better next time.

No reddit spacing

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>>38900740
Good good hope you arent a trip looking forward to talking and having a lark.

>>38900688
The guardian probably is tbqh. I'm as socially conservative as almost anyone, but the mail spews out some complete bs. Paul mason and George monbiot are stellar journalists that work for the guardian, the mail has no redeemable writers.
I only (you)d because you mentioned that roastie was better than my waifu

>>38900753
>>38900754
I've been reading about the process, they invite all the candidates for a group interview and ask them to introduce themselves, I might just buy a camera and hide it on myself and film it if this happens.

>>38900761
no, I've been hit by a bout of depressive feelings

I've managed to not drink yesterday or today, smokings out too, thats 3 days in. I'm feeling really uncomfortable here at home, and I got neighbour with a friend round who's making a lot of noise, bass coming through walls slightly and i hear really loud laughs and also hear them outside talking when they go out to smoke.

I've been in a real bad depression lately too, but paranoid about a lot of stuff too which hasn't really improved even with medication. Might need larger dose..

Sorry for blog posting but I need to get this off my chest before I take part in the thread

>>38900752
Watching Point Break on channel 5. It gives me intense feels.

>>38900592
I'm a wagie and i like ebin, makes me feel better about a chunk of my wage going to NEETs

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>>38900774
drunk lad deal with it or dont reply
>>38900753
it's meh but i read it for a laugh sometimes

>>38900749
Probably a number of things, I feel like a failure and that in many ways life isn't all that fair to those trying to just get their foot in the door in their respective field
My family don't seem to like me and other people don't seem to like me either, so I'm a failure and an outcast - I don't have any motivation left so I'll spend days in a state of numb and sadness
I do try when I can but it's really hard
Concentrating in general has been quite hard in fact
There's tonnes of little problems that seem to have mounted up honestly and sometimes it feels like I should take the easy way out

>>38900686
You can't be as bad as this guy can you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE&feature=youtu.be

I'm NEET so I can't help you with my own experience but I'm sure these job interviews are all bullshit, everyone fakes their way through them. I reckon you could lie, especially if you prepare for the questions and have an answer ready. Don't build it up too much in your head, give it a try and see how it goes

>>38900822
>deal with it or dont reply
Because everyone was meant to know you were drunk and not just mentally retarded?

>>38900686
Why not just become a janitor or something? You could be like goodwill hunting

>>38900854
Fuck right off with that idea

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>>38900792
>I'm as socially conservative as almost anyone,
not at all then
Paul "the marxist faggot" mason and George "don't eat beef it's bad for brown people "monbiot
really hope this is bait lad.

>>38900810
Good on you with the drink and smoking, keep your mind off it lad whatever way you can. I'm sure you can get along lad don't you worry about a thing, you keep doing as you are now and you'll look back and be greatful trust me

>>38900838
Worse probably, I haven't interacted with anyone outside of my family properly in years. I used to go with my mum into appointments till last year and now I just hand them a note. I'm not exaggerating I haven't spoke outside of mumbling a few basic words

>>38900854
I didn't see any, I'd do a driving job or something. I'm an academic dead end so its whatever

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>>38900846
have posted before saying so keep up lad >>38900346

>>38900931
Should have used a trip so everyone could keep track of your previous posts.

>>38900931
What have you been having tonight

>>38900918
But they hire legit downies to stock shelves. I watched your scratch card video, you can talk just fine, you just need to bullshit your way through a short interview and you're set

>>38900897
>he can't separate economic policy from social values
Capitalism famously promotes social cohesion, community and morality
>conservatives don't want to actually conserve things
your bait was commendable, you really did the reading friend

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>>38900962
I can't lad i have stated before how much i hate them and the people who reply to them, it wouldnt feel right doing trip now.

>>38900872
no u lad

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>tfw fish out of water

>>38900912

Cheers mate, I'll do my best, I think I can do it. Having a coffee because I feel it's gonna be a long night with all the laughter I'm hearing and anxiety I'm having, but I'll be OK and things will improve as the week goes on I'm sure

>August
>Have to put central heating on

What is this madness

I am so fucking done with job searching, Jesus Christ.

Nothing comes of it, after all these months and all these hundreds of applications. I'm going to be a NEET forever, just fucking watch me.

>>38901036
It's not that cold mate. Just get a blankie or summat

>>38901021
Tbqh if i became Janny I'd delete every trip post in /britfeel/

>>38901012
He is one of them muh white people journo's
once watched him call david dimbleby and racist on question for hosting the show in a place at used to sell slaves fuck him he is owen jones tier
george isn't at bad just too much of pro eu eco fag for me

>>38901094
Have you done any interviews? Any qualifications/education?

>>38901094
This makes me feel better about living

>>38901032
Yeah don't worry about it lad. Bit of coffee and maybe some toast if you fancy or whatever

>>38901123
I have a degree, but it's only in English, so not worth a huge amount. I've had 4 interviews since March though (and another 2 that I didn't go to because they were group ones and I lost my nerve)

>>38901094
>Gonna try to be a neet without looking for a job
Well enjoy those sanctions

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>>38901094
Don't worry the revolution is round the corner comrade.

>Burp
>Smell of that Chinese Chicken from 6 hours ago

Shouldn't it have passed my stomach by now?

>>38901198
shurp

Ebin, you can't find the motivation for 15 minutes of a book, or 30 minutes of a movie, or 30 minutes of a game, but you can find the motivation for 12-14 hours of /britfeel/

How does this work?

>>38901216
14-16 hours after I stopped drinking and 6 hours after I had brought it all up the smell of alcohol and cigarettes would slowly creep up from the back of my throat no matter how many times I brushed my teeth too desu

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>>38901107
Lad, did you think I meant 4chan janny as opposed to real life profession?

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>there was an attempt

think i need to go to bed lads, see you in the morning

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>>38901198
hahaha don't why i found this so funny

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>>38901276
Nice filing format. And no, I assumed an actual janitor. I could see Ebin in that role, especially in a school. Mouthing off at all the kids under his breath

>>38901276
You know full well the only janny Ebin would want to be is a 4chan one. Would justify his time here.

>>38901252
You gotta brush your throat mate don't be silly

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Mummy May Masturbation Militia reporting.
Our prime minister needs your CUM.
Drain your testicles for the most fascinating woman in the entire United Kingdom.

>>38901229
I just default to it, requires no further effort or motivation. I don't have to force myself to pretend its fun or educational either like everything else, just mindless

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>>38901304
cheers lad, have another. Ebin would be a perfect janitor.

>>38900813
>tfw no buddies to have twilight surfing and football parties with on the beach

>>38901398
But that's a fox lad what are you like

>>38901398
Ebin would be a perfect parent for my kids not even gay

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>>38901429
>for my kids

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>>38901429
so that would make you a female?

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It's another Ebin tries to use /britfeel/ as a dating service thread again.

>>38901477
Ebin is the gayest not even gay

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>>38901198
Dont mean to piss wipe my arse on your toast buttttt.....
It would be a race war more likely than a class war, you just have to look at current trends in demographics and the ever growing resentment that the majority of working class whites have towards mass imigration on construction sites that I work on which you would have thought were the bastion of marxism.

However from experince, conversations and eavesdrops construction workers have turned their backs on lefties and imbraced nationalism and imigrant ressentment.
Politcally the left has gained strives, but apolitcal and those who dont normally vote has shifted to the far right within working class sectors that have been taken over by immigrants.

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>>38901380
already did lad check these sweet pics

>>38901518
stiffy willy tug tug

>>38901518
i would unironically shag her. i wonder what she sounds like when she cums. she deffo loves it up the bum

>wake up thinking about rubik's cubes instead of feeling the usual crushing sense of despair
I like this. This is nice.

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>>38901491
sftu you evil nazi reddit cuck go watch ur sister get blacked and meme a jew lovering president

>>38901477
not happening or ever happened

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>>38901560
>>38901560
here lads mummy may 4 da win

>>38901635
couple moar pls then that's my wank sorted for tonight

>>38899672
Feels good knowing we in Northern Irealnd area leaving the UK in the next 15 years. Sinn Fein taking over. Fuck DUP. Your days are numbered.

>>38901665
Sinn Fein looks cool, what's their stance on heterosexual anal intercourse?

>>38901688
>>38901688
pro
>>38901661
google cfake theresa may you will get a few pics

>>38901665
So what? I don't want you Irish as part of the UK anyway. Proper can't stand you lot

>>38899775
The old connexions office here is flats now, feels strange walking past it to think of all the shit i had to put up with in there

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In ordinary daily life our consciousness works ceaselessly to protect and maintain our interests. It has acquired the habit of utilitarian thinking, looking upon things in the world as so many tools-in Heidgger's phrase, it treats them in the contest of equipment. It looks at objects in the light of how they can be made us of. We call this attitude the habitual way of consciousness.

This way of looking at things is the origin of man's distorted view of the world. And he comes to look upon himself, too, in the context of equipment, and fails to see into his own true nature. This way of treating oneself and the world leads to a mechanical way of thinking, which is the cause of so mch suffering of modern man.

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Going camping in a week, should be comfy as fuck tbqhwu all
there's also gonna be a party while I'm there, any advice from a non virgin lad on how I can leave not being a khv?

>>38900231
Dunno if you are still here lad, but I have to tell you, no lump doesn't mean no ball cancer. There can be no lump at all but still cancer. Any persistent (more than 24 hours) pain in the ball sack should be seen by a doctor.

>>38901775
>camping
comfy
>party while camping
highly uncomfy

When I woke up I saw the position of the moon and thought it was about 8 PM, then I check and it's actually 1 AM wtf

The moon looks really nice tonight though right?

>>38901775
Just take it easy and enjoy the night mate.

Trying to be like "Ok I have to leave not a khv!" will just mean you'll fuck it up.

Enjoy talking to people, meeting new people of both genders, and having fun.. If something happens, great. If not, then your new connections will help for the future.

But don't try to push it!

>>38901790
not gonna be camping, it will be at a house and I'll be staying the night

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>>38901775
where you going and i would say get a drunk ugly girl or be devilish and ruin some girls sleeping bag and offer one of them when they are drunk to come in your cosy sleeping bag with you then snuggly kiss then fuck

>>38901720
I can't wait until we deport the 900k of you scum living on our Island. Enjoy losing Belfast,Newry,Lisburn, along with billions of dollars of industry. And just wait until the overseas terrtories like Bermuda,Cayman Islands,Virgin Islands, and most of the other territories gain Indepdence. You will become even more irrelevant. Soon Scotland will leave along with us, and it will just be England and Wales. Enjoy all of that lost land area.

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hello friends, best site for an escort in London? Lonely NEET with some disposable income here.

>>38901836
sounds absolutely bonkers mate, like something that would only work in a film.

>>38901856
adultwork

Use ukpunting to find reviews as well though

London is FULL of eastern european whores who are owned by the mafia or some shit and you don't want those. Stick to native British

the whole of england my castle and parliament my kennel

i dont even like that queen, i fucked her because i can.

>>38901836
also I'm going down to Devon, not to far since I'm already in Somerset. Gonna be camping for a few days then get absolutely fucking smashed at the party on the final day

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>>38901894
thank you very much anon and yes the ones I had browsed were either extremely fake or looked like they had been subject to some sort of human trafficking.

>>38901924
All the best lad! Reviews are a MUST, especially if you're new to this stuff

>>38901890
nah i done it and didnt get caught just cut a few up and wet the others when i done this everyone got laid inculding me felt like a naughty cupid
how many girls and guy are going

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>>38901856
an e-scort?

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>>38901856
kek i get sex for free on swinging sites

>>38901948
im not trying to be disrespectful, im just curious. why do you never use full stops?

>>38901948
like 8 dudes and 5 grils, including a couple and another dude who has absolutely no chance of getting his willy wet

>>38901991
I hope you're prepared for the fact you may be hearing people fucking whilst you try to sleep

I know I wouldn't like that

>>38902013
Doesn't really bother me, at least for now. Chances are by that time I will be too drunk to give a shit or already passed out

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>>38901968
aint got time for at
>>38901991
mmm try my plan anon or just be urself drunk girls do stupd shit ill pray 4 u

Only 30 minutes until GoT, lads :3

>>38902117
ill spoil it for you if you don't stfu about it.

>>38902117
Jon snow makes dragon babies in dany while tryion watches
oops sorry lad didnt mean to spoil it for you

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babestation

lori

>showed my young cousin the jackass movies

Am I a bad role model?

>>38902062
Thanks lad, could be my last shot for a long time, absolutely my last shot to fuck anyone under 20

Interesting how /r9k/ doesn't allow the pound sign yet other boards do.

Quite racist tbqh

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>>38902434
i was wondering this

>>38902452
I bet it's a limitation of the useless robot.

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>>38902434
>tfw can't type this letter on any 4chan board at all
THIS is racism

>>38902467
Too many yanks who would be confused by it i just say quid or bob it confuses them aswell.

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Rest I seek.

Please have a nice evening.

>>38902520
Can we use the $ sign?

If so, gookmoot needs to make some changes.

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>>38902434
what the fuck is a pound? I thought we used good boy points and bong?

>>38902549
>good boy points
Grow up.

remember when you where about 15 and people at parties would play a game to see who gets the most necks. i remember some fat girl went around kissing pretty much everyone at one party.

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>>38902537
FUCK OFF TRIPYANK!

>>38902567
what does it mean to "get the most necks"?

>>38902584
Hangman's talk

>>38902539
THE BLOODY RACIST BASTARDS

>>38899672
what is this place vs brit/pol?

>>38902584
dont know lad. i guess people just played the game so they had an excuse for kissing girls. i never done it myself because i found it weird

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>>38902567
I don't but remember when you and your friends found porno mags in the woods and you would go and wank over them together. pre internet i miss those times no homo

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>tfw sleep 7am-6pm
>actually feel tired enough to sleep about 12am
>got to bed
>wake up feeling refreshed as fuck
>2am

>>38902648
i didn't grow up in the 1960s, so unfortunately i don't know this feel

>>38902616
had a good chuckle at this desu lad
t

>>38902664
am talking around 2008-2009 was a poor boy back then parents didnt have the interwebs

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i wanna go shopping as soon as asda's opens at 6am, but i'm tired as fuck and if i go to sleep now, i'll be conked out until around midday, when the shops are crowded

on the other hand, i don't think i can make it another 4 hours

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>>38902567
>remember when you where about 15 and people at parties

no haha

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>>38902808
i know this fucking wished adsa was 24/7 still

>>38902648
I remember when people in school would send each other porn videos via blue tooth on their phone. They were proper shit porn videos now that i think back and i remember i deleted them because my younger brother threatened to snitch. My brother was only like 11 or 12 lol

Is streaming illegal, lads?

>>38902852
Yes, using iPlayer is the biggest crime out there.

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>>38902648
>be young as fuck
>9 or something
>having sleepover with friends at my house
>watching movie in bed
>hot woman comes on the screen
>she's in a bikini
>we all make comments and say we've got boners
>I jump out of bed with my hard on
>think it would be funny to rub my cock against the screen
>do it
>gets some laughs
>mum walks into the room
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>manage to grab pillow in time to cover myself
>she looks at me weirdly and tells us to keep it down (in more ways than one eh).
>spend the rest of the night in shame

>>38902871
I meant Game of Thrones desu.

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>>38902839
i wish i was still nocturnal and then this wouldn't be a problem, but my sleeping schedule keeps rolling forwards and now i accidentally having a normal person sleeping schedule again

>>38902911
You didn't state that though.

>>38902848
kek yes i kind of do

>>38902923
I know desu.

knowledge bl0x

>>38902896
i also know this feel all to well
>>38902917
shitone lad

>>38902940
And to answer your question, if you stream it off anything that isn't a licensed service, it will be classed as illegal.
Not sure if they fixed that loophole in regards to streaming though, not like they could trace you for it.

>>38902648
friend used to steal porno mags off his older brother and a load of us would go back to his room to wank over them many years ago

Alright boyys im gonna go for beddy byes now
can I have some quick (You)s to help me to sleep pleeeeeeaaaase?

>>38903106
(You) (you) (you)
Here (you) go

>>38903106
good night dont let the bed bugs bite ;) xoxox

https://youtu.be/4Oyo4Bcy1Sc
banger this

oi oi lads i have just finished my daily meditation

>>38903124
>>38903132
thanks me lovers

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This is the best part of the night. All the normies have gone to sleep, even the ones that go to sleep 'late', yet the normies who go to sleep the earliest won't be awake for another hour or 2

It's real NEET hours.

>>38902940
>is watching something for free that would cost money otherwise illegal

Get off 4chan Gran.

>>38899672

I'm an American spurs fan and my dad is British

Can I be an honorary britbot

>>38903220
football is a normie interest. no one likes football here

>>38902980
It would be very easy to trace unless he routes his traffic through a proxy which he's obviously not tech savvy enough to do, given the question he asked.

>>38903203
>real NEET hours
>tfw just a night shift wagie who's not working tonight

>>38903203
Hey papi
You're right tho

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>>38903243

S-sorry


Comeonyouspursblox

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>>38903203
>tfw wagie but love real NEET hours

ITS 2 45 IN THE MOOORNING

AND IM PUTTING MYSEELF ON WAAARNING

BA DOO DAA DEEE DOOO DAA DAAA

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>>38903203
been laid on the floor for an hour just thinking about stuff

how many of you guys got a vitamin D deficiency? i found this out in my blood test

i work nights on break right now, and can't get much sunlight

took some pills as a supplement i feel way better apparently it cause a fuck load of problems like depression

>>38903297
whats up ebinlad

>>38903300
can you go and get tested for something that minor, or do you have to have an excuse to go and get a blood test first?

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Took a pic of the dessert I had when I went out to a restaurant yesterday. Was extremely dense and delicious and I had to take it home with me because I couldn't finish it all. For my main I had a mixed grill (steak done medium) and for starters cheesy chips. Was lovely

>>38903320
just be like im here for a routine checkup and want to get my blood tested. specially ask for vitamin D levels. it's probably why i went bald

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>>38903374
wait a minute, a vitamin D deficiency can make you bald?

>>38903203
i'm a wagie and i'm still here. just rolling a bedtime smoke now

>>38903384
yea it can be one of the causes. it also causes a lot of other problems get it checked next time you're at the doctors. it's pretty common cause we live in this sunless shit hole most people have this deficiency

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Lads should I join the army even though I'm a social fuck up and don't know how to talk to people. Currently a neet with no job prospects, thought I'd wait till the normies have gone to sleep to get some real answers.

>>38903312
usual feeling of hopelessness and dread

Watching out for /basil/ atm, I haven't seen him for about a week or so which has been very saddening. I wondered if maybe foxes aren't active in August (maybe they were just in July getting food for their cuba but in August the cubs find their own food) but it says here that they should still be about http://www.nfws.org.uk/fox-calendar-of-events.html

>>38903478
its not a good idea to try and handle being a NEET without a goal or a hobby lad

>>38903474
I'm thinking of getting into proper shape and joining the Royal Marines, I think socially it could wear me down a lot as you're around the guys around the clock but I found lifestyles like that, scheduled meals and exercise through the day / jobs and scheduled meals / sleep etc are usually quite beneficial to me.
Also a chance I would be deployed and have a quick one smash through my cranium which would be a plus

>>38903474
k mate let explain this. im a dual brit canadian wanted to join in canada for infantry after high school but got denied cause of my piss poor eyesight.

the army and military is really good and you can get a lot out of it. look into things like trades and other things that will be helpful after you leave. if you're going for combat jobs go for it but it might not be helpful after you quit or your knees blow out

before you join you should get fit for whatever your job you want to get. ie if you want to be a royal marine you're going to have to be fit as fuck compared to something like a plumber or technician of some sort

as for being a social retard you basically just need to follow instructions and not fuck them up. you'll get used to the culture there quick. it's going be REALLY shitty at first but you should get the hang of it

i got a lot of friends who are in the canadian army and my cousins are royal marines

feel free to ask me shit man

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>>38903474
already done start basic pretty soon and pretty much in the same boat as you

>>38903474
Don't do it mate, if you're a real robot it will be hellish. You won't make a bunch of mates and grow as a person like they show in the ads, you'll find it very overwhelming, you'll probably be picked on for being weird (but it's just 'banter') and you'll wish you were a NEET again. What's even worse is you're not allowed to leave if you don't like it. You'll be surrounded by aggressive and stupid chads

>>38903474
>tfw fat as fuck and can't run for 10 seconds before everything hurts and i want to die
i would be a really shit soldier

>>38903569
fuck off snow yank

I'm so hype. This is better than sex I imagine

https://yourcountdown.to/rick-and-morty

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>>38903523
I'm definitely fit enough to be an infantry lad I reckon, and I do really like the idea of being a soldier and being a part of the British army and all that.

It's literally just the social aspect which is putting me off, I really don't think I'd fit in with the other lads and this would result in me getting bullied or something.

Thanks for the answers lads

>>38903638
Is there a more reddit show?

>>38903577
what job you going for
>>38903581
that might happen or he could also get aggressive. honestly if you do what you're told it shouldn't be too difficult to get into it

>>38903523
don't forget lots of flexibility + mobility to prvent injury. my cousin told me half the people washed out from knee and shoulder injuries that could have been prevented

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>>38903661
>Is there a more reddit show?
PICKLE RICK

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>>38903569
You can't just join the royal marines you have to of served first beforehand it's a elite unit like the para's also don't join snownigger i don't want some specky french cuck covering my back.

>>38903662
>that might happen or he could also get aggressive.
So basically it comes down whether a robot who obsessively browses Vietnamese berry-picking forums can magically turn into turbo-chad

The kind of people who join the military are the kind of people who bully robots in school

>>38903662
Combat engineer you get to blow shit up and i could get a cushie well payed job as a demo man once i have finished.

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Tbh all the different units and regiments confuse me, I just want to bog-standard infantry soldier. Too much of a brainlet to go in for anything elite or intellectually demanding like engineer or something.

>>38903716
is this a new rule? when i was in middle school my cousin just dropped out out of high school and went straight in selection. this was when they used to take commonwealth applicants

>>38903748
only a small % of people in the military are turbo chads combat roles. you're forgetting the vast majority of people are working in support trades like management clerk or chefs

>>38903790
Just be a squaddie then become a mp or combat engineer am a total brainlet senpai didnt even finish high school you will be fine.

>try to take cute pics of me last night
>take hundreds but I think they all look ugly
>get really sad because I'm really ugly and wonder why I ever thought I could pass as cute
>next day
>look at pictures
>some of them are actually really cute
Why was I cursed with a penis?

>>38903794
what you can join the army but you can't just become a royal marine or a para you have to of been in a frontline role 1st

>>38903948
post pics to judge cuteness post best ones 1st

>>38903948
>some of them are actually really cute
we'll be the judge of that

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>>38903841
>turbo chads in combat roles
Is everyone in combat roles like this though? surely there'd be some other lads there who don't fit the stereotype personality wise who I could get on with.

Fear this anon >>38903581
is most likely correct though, I was always the weird kid in school who no-one wanted to talk to, the possibility of being me singled out, picked on and having a melt-down is very real but I feel as though my options are becoming very limited, NEET life can't go on forever.

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>>38903993
2bh i am a ex chad who bullied people and i wanna be a squaddie

>>38903993
there's skinny guys short guys and every other type in combat roles

like honestly as long as you don't fuck up and do what you're told i don't think they'll do anything more than tease you for being quiet or a loner

if you fuck up a lot that's when things go bad

>go on /tv/
>they've replaced the cursor with pickle rick and have the song playing
wonderful

>>38903993
also with the amount of running you do most people will be jacked

>>38904083
no music for me just a pickle

>>38904064
>even if you do well you will still be picked on
Oh gee sign me up

>>38903975
Horseshit I've never heard of this, RMs have been recruited fresh and I've never heard otherwise however SAS and SBS take the cream of the already served crop

>>38904139
Maybe it's only this thread then

>>>/tv/85988080

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>>38904039
I was never bullied per say I was just treated like I didn't exist, I didn't talk to anyone and spent breaktimes and lunchtimes alone but normies were always hostile to me whenever they were forced to talk to me or sit by me whatever.

>>38904064
Thanks for the reassurance lad, I probably will apply in time, for now though I'm just doing things to get out of my comfort zone and socially interact more so I'm not a complete sperg when I go in, martial arts classes to be precise.

When it comes to fitness I don't think I need be concerned desu, I do quite a lot of running already.

>>38904130
won't be jackeD***

Who else /longhair/? Mine goes down to just above my waist. Straight too, none of that curly/frizzy crap

>>38904153
Look it up cause on their site it says what roles you would have to be in to get into the RM'S and the guy at the recruitment centre told me the same thing.
>>38904165
Nah it starts when you go on any tv thread bet gookmoot got payed to do this shit.

>>38904203
>per say
It's per se you pretentious twit

>>38904228
used to be when i didn't know better.

>>38903384
>>38903426
Lack of magnesium can cause it as well. The best way to get it is via magnesium baths.

Remember D3 is the D you need.

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>>38904203
kek i can see you ending up like this guy i suggest the navy all the qt's are in the navy

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>>38904247
I will never understand people who get riled up over minor spelling mistakes and grammatical errors desu

>>38904245
You can go to their site right now and it doesn't say anything about prior service, especially seeing as they're taking on under 18s.

>>38904203
>per say
wew lad

>>38904290
It's not this one that bugs me because it means you're trying to use a word you don't understand just because it sounds smart

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>>38904285
Not going to lie having access to guns for an easy suicide is part of the attraction

>>38904296
scroll down should tell what roles you need to be in also under 18's just do the training and become cadets

>>38904344
who his the tea loving pantyhose wearing slag

>>38904290
I understand the cause is autism

Girl, you need a shot of b12

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>>38904385
Darjeeling from Girls und Panzer lad