ITT: post the most annoying sounds in the world ill go first

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>>38913827
People chewing with their mouth open/and our making popping/smacking sounds while chewing

>>38913827
Pencil lead at the wrong angle

Also it depends who the girl is and their voice

>>38913827
Sound of someone eating an apple or an orange.

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>mum vacuum cleaning
>mum peeing directly in the bowl water
>mum clanging the toothbrush against the sink
>mum walking around brushing her teeth
>mum pouring drinks to cool them/get the bubbles out
>mum sipping loudly
>mum buzz shaving her body
>mum doing all these things for 27 years
>mum coming back from work
>mum talking on the phone
>mum inviting friends over
Can't wait for my cryptos to moon so I can move out.

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>>38913827
>kids copying pewdiepie's mongoloid screeches

>>38913860
I'm doing this right now anon, can you hear me?

>the tone of voice women get when they think they're free from consequences
Soon, roasties. Soon.

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>>38913860
>sitting in a car with no music
>someone decides to eat something and you can hear every disgusting sound that their mouth creates

>>38913827
>men voices on porn videos
>men voice in general
>i just want to hear soothing female voice because they keep me calm and sane

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>neighbor blasting normie EDM/dubstep, with the windows wide open, basses racked up and Stpotify ads every five minutes

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The noise of peeing into the water of a toilet

>someone talking on the phone whilst peeing
You are a filthy sub-human if you do this

>>38913827
>condescending normie snorttle
>normies doin the "WOOOOOOOO CHUG THAT BREWSKI BRAD"

>>38914075
>people who yell every time they sneeze

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>>38914035
I do this but with jimmy hendrix, steve vai, and ccr lol

i live out in the bush and only have around 5 neighbors and i have a speaker system set up around my property and like to put on music when i go through my obstacle course and shooting range.

>>38914102
thats good tunes, my man.

cotton fields by CCR is my shit

>>38913939

> pewdiepie
> relevant with the kids

is it 2013

>>38913827
>my sister sucking on her fingers and it makes a small slurping sound.
She's fifteen.

>people suppressing their sneezes.
Just let that shit out, my dude. You're going to hurt yourself.

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>Clapping
>kids
>children
>Clapping

I hate clapping more than any other sound and people clap to anything the first chance they get

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Motorcycles.
Before I sudoku I will oil the brakes and torch as many bikes as I can get away with. Maybe hire a van and do my exit at a biker concentration.
Cheers to the FBI.

>>38914222
I have a game theory where normies are in a hive mind that will set all of them off the second they hear one clap in a room.

>>38914214
>not supressing them until you have a tissue at hand and then sneezing through your nose and into the tissue like God intended
What even is the point of sneezing through your mouth?

>>38914214
but what ifs i get boogers all over myself!?

>>38914389
>look around to see if anyone noticed
>lick them off
it's simple, normie

>>38914269
>sneezing into the tissue like god intended

Topkek my bro

>>38914451
that sounds like yucky

your icky go away

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People socializing in the library in the public space.
>I came here to study
>But now I'm fantasizing about shooting everyone in an autistic rage
>REEEEEEEEE

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>good morning!
origiginalo

>>38914555
>people using laptops in libraries and classrooms
It should be legal to kill them on sight.

Fucking dogs barking at nothing for hours

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>parents who take their kids to a restaurant and let them scream
If you're going to a restaurant and you let your kids scream and run everywhere and shit themselves then you should probably just fucking kill yourself

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>>38914590
But I need my laptop onee-chan...

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>surrounded by many people
>hear girls laughing
>think they're laughing about me
>start sweating

>>38914682
Use it at home. It is noisy and visually distracting.