>tfw you lie to your doctor about being sexually active to

>>34035467
Don't lie to your doctor you fucking idiot.
He is the one person you should never lie to under any circumstances.

this is why you're a virgin in the first place

stop being such an insecure faggot

>>34035516
I gleefully let everyone I'm a virgin because it's a good talking point and nobody respects me anyway.
gf when

>be 5'5 manlet
>doctors asks if I'm sexually active
>say no
>both seemed a bit surprised
Th-thanks doc.

>>34035467
what does 'sexually active' mean? like how long ago must it have been for you to be 'active'?

>tfw haven't gone to the doctor in over 7 years because I've never really had a reason to

>>34035609
it's an euphimism for "have you swallowed semen, got assfucked or had unprotected sex recently"?

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>tell dr i'm a virgin at 26
>"Well good for you, that's rare these days!"
>"Th-t-th-thanks"
>can see the look on her face change as she looks at her computer

>>34035467
>he subsequently misdiagnoses you and the pills he gives you make your cock drop off

>>34035609
This
I had sex once in highschool with some weird emo girl but that was 5 years ago
Is that sexually active or no?

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>>34035736
obviously not you mong

>do you excercise?
>yeah doc I once ran 200m when I was in school

Why would you lie about it? They're just gonna find out anyway when they do your penis inspection

>>34035768
That's what I thought
I just don't want to see my doctor's face when I tell him I'm not sexually active since I haven't seen him since high school and he's a chad that knows my father and I'm already pathetic enough

>>34035571
>Doctor asks if I'm sexually active
>Tell him no
>Asks me again at least 3 more times to see if I'm telling the truth

I'm not sure whether this is good or bad

>>34035786
>penis inspection
>anon gets hard immediatly
>doc will just think he's gay

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>>34035467
>mfw lying to my psychologist
He's starting to get frustrated because the treatment isn't working, but he has no idea why. What a retard.

>>34035929
I don't know anon, at the end of the day your psychologist goes back home to his family with money while you still stay mentally retarded.

>>34035786
>had short Japanese woman doctor in her 40s or something
>inspected my benis
>think she might have wanted some fug, maybe, possibly, perhaps
>insurance changed my doctors
Kill me senpai.

>>34035929
why the fuck would you lie to your psychologist

>>34035991
If he wants me to stop lying he should stop asking me inappropriate questions.

>>34036007
I can picture it know
>anon what do you do in your free time
>I-i... don't masterbait
>uh huh so how many times do you "not masterbait"
>ONLY 1 TIME A DAY!