What if I told you there was a monster in your house right now.

Approximately 3 weeks ago, I relapsed into Chuunibyou at the age of 26. Despite all of the work I've put into having a fulfilling normie life, it hit me like a truck from the blue.

Since that time, I have begun work to found a new school of North American Shamanism, in an effort to give the white man, my people, a new connection to the natural spirits. I have spent two hours per day sitting in a bath, which alternates between near-scalding and ice cold daily. This is my attempt to attune myself fully to the spectrum of spirits. I chant at the moon, nightly, while walking the dog. I sneak away from my job as a database manager to cycle my power into the lake outside my office.

I am fully aware I look and act like a retard.

That changes, if monsters are real.

>>34099732
Surprised no one has said it yet but it's a win-win. Either I become a hero for taking out a monster or else I die. I would love to die fighting a monster desu. Especially if I could save someone. It would be just great. I hope that fucker comes for me.

>>34100015
You are on the right path, my man.

>>34099732
I hope it's sexy, for fucktime.

>>34100176

If the monster is a werewolf, you'll just go to jail because it will revert.

>>34100285
He's still in my house and I'll come out with parallel 'knife' marks and shit. I'm not going to prison. Fuck, I wish I was killing something. Actually feeling something would do.

IS THIS TO IMPLY ITS MYSELF? BECAUSE IT IS.

>tfw I AM THE MONSTER ROOOOOO xDDDD

>>34099732
why didn't you tell me this sooner? I'll go turn on a light to help it find me better, that way I'll either get attention or death, hopefully death