>post bait >several angry replies >excitedly pace around

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>>34100151
was that you on /tv/? same picture to right?

Oh and let me guess, now im the first post AGAIN

>fury road
AUSKINO SUCKS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>34100151

I'll never know this feel. By my own personal score-keeping system, a troll's score is:

(Number of replies) / (number of words in all bait posts and images ^ (number of bait posts))

By this, a successful troll maximizes response while minimizing effort. Follow-up posts are never worth it.

That's exactly how I picture aussies

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>>34100151
>Be randomly just doing something around the house
>Start getting lost in thought
>Come up with a great shit post
>Start giggling to myself about posting it

I'll give you a tip

next time you shit post close the tab as soon as you can

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>>34100404
>forget about it before you can post it

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>>34100404
>Be randomly just doing something around the house
>Start getting lost in thought
>Come up with a great shit post
>Start giggling to myself about posting it
>never post it
bad feel
>>34100419
I do this

Fucking aussies go back to sleep.

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>post bait
>more you's added

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>Make thread
>Claim that I don't wipe my ass to bolster my immune system
>Call myself a pioneer and compare myself to the Wright Brothers and Neil Armstrong
>An actual immunologist loses his shit and starts getting angry with me

>>34100489
Unless I see the archive post calling this too good to be true

>>34100562
It was close to a year ago now, I couldn't find it even if I wanted. It was here on /r9k/ though. I kept claiming that I would survive the post-antibiotic era and that people like him would die out - because I didn't wipe my ass and he did.

>>34100640
Found it you absolute madman https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/31834206/

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>>34100151
I do this except when im.cornering someone in an internet argument.

I am very pathetic

>>34100151
why the fuck do you call Australian shit poster
do you even know what the fuck is going on in Australia
within 10 years we are gonna become a minority
These shit post are our anger and resentment
you cuck's are the next to replaced by Indians and chinese muslims africans remember that

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>>34100688
Yeah that's the one kek, well done on finding it anon.

>>34100151
>have a wide catalogue of shitposting topics on several boards that I cycle every few months so I always have fresh victims

Sometimes they're so good I even see copy-cats.

The easiest bait ever is to make a race related thread, especially one that offends white people. Whites are surprisingly, the easiest to trigger here.

>>34100640
i vaguely remember that thread desu

>>34100805
>Whites are surprisingly, the easiest to trigger here
>tfw your advice on baiting people includes bait

nice

I love you, Australia.
Can we do gay stuff plz

>>34100404
>do this
>post falls flat
ree