Which one of you retards was this? I have experienced true autism
>be me last night
>go into fancy sushi place to get a rice burger
>sitting by myself, just chilling out
>suddenly this dude with school shooter hair sits down across from me
>takecover.tif
>decide to play it cool
>ask him what's up
>"what's a lovely lady like you doing in a place like this"
>did he really just say that
>"...eating"
>"c-can I buy you a drink"
>stare at him
>am I on the receiving end of a greentext right now
>"okay sure"
>he walks off to the counter to get a coke or something
>leave
>laugh in the car all the way home
And I thought I was the autismo
>>34099940
Should have exposed your penis to him.
>>34099940
many audible kek's
>>34099940
>Autism
Bullshit. At least he's brave enough to try. That's more than almost everybody here can say.
>>34099940
cool story, bro
You should just have said him you're a fuccboi
>>34099940
You're a meany :( poor autismo