>That feel when you take a massive shit after being constipated for 2 days
Feels great.
>That feel when you take a shit once a week minimum
Feels bad.
>>34099824
>that feel when you're constipated for so long that you start to think that the shit-muscles are permanently broken and shit pressure will build up until your intestines burst and you die of sepsis but then slowly you start to shit normally again
Usually my ass bleeds and hurts the rest of the day.
>>34101479
After you see your boyfriend?
>>34099824
>tfw taking a shit in the shower
that is pure ecstasy
>tfw constipated with hemorrhoids
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME REEEEEEEEEEE
>>34101553
Eat more veggies, dingus.