Are you lonely? Do you have no friends?
Do you live alone?
Do you wish you had a friend who's always ready to hang out?
If you answered "yes" to these questions, then allow me to offer you my sincere friendship in exchange for a place to live and a stable internet connection.
If you live in the US, I will relocate to wherever you are and be your best friend.
I am talented, intelligent, witty, empathetic, and a good listener. If you want, I'll do your cooking and clean the homestead. I could even get a job. We can go hit the bars together or just watch your favorite hentai while sharing a back-to-back fap session. The possibilities are endless!
What are you waiting for robit? The path to friendship is right before you!
How about a discord server I could invite ya to
>>34214421
Would go for the faps
>>34214421
I actually want to do this myself, OP. I'm a manlet though and would be scared of most guys here tbqh. Plus I'm retarded and can hardly talk to new people.
bumping for friendship
>>34214421
GODDAMIT OP LMAO
>>34214421
>Are you lonely?
no
>Do you have no friends?
yes
>Do you live alone?
yes
>Do you wish you had a friend who's always ready to hang out?
no