Things that have never been written before on r9k

>>34214133

Your nipples are the size of cocktail weiners.

>>34214133
cow confirmed

Actually I am proud of myself.

>>34214133
this post is unoriginal

>>34214133
do you think those things can shit?

I actually am a girl

I still have hope left

Everything is great.

>>34214133
it's going to be alright

>>34214133
i had sexual intercourse

My parents are really proud of me

blacks are ok

I will make something of my life.

I love Indian people

Gay people deserve respect.

Women are the superior gender.

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My self-esteem is at a comfortable level and I haven't felt antagonized by anyone in recent memory.

Also this post is very original

>Pic related it's my gf's ass

I unironically love myself.

I talk to girls

>>34214665
I talked to a girl

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>>34214657
>that side fuzz on her thighs and hips.

I am a healthy person.

I'm happy with my current situation

Thank god I'm not white.

I had a date

Men and women are the same.

I will be missed

feminism is a good idea

Gonna go out with friends, be right back

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
Love is the Law
Law under Will

I really love my life.

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I have two waifus

Gosh I sure am glad I have a GF

most women are ok

i fixed my problems

I've never considered suicide.

jews are okay people

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>>34214133
I do not like traps

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>>34214133
I love Myself and my life

I will die happy and loved.

I like women with vaginas

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>>34215063
You sick fuck. Waifu polygamy is an abomination.

I am happy with my life as it is right now

i don't feel like killing myself

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I'm going to have sex tonight

I'm a pure girl

>>34214133
I pee in the toilet

I have enough money to live by myself

I was productive today!

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>>34215848
Excuse me but Asuka-fags are the absolute bottom of the barrel of the waifu community, please do not talk to me or my waifu ever again.

My life is fine this way.

Be someone different

>>34214133
I have had a girlfriend.

Others are not to blame for my problems.

Things aren't going exactly the way I'd like them to go right now but that's okay because I'm not letting things get me down.

My penis size is unimportant. Personality is what girls want.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a manlet.

I am going on a date with her

i refused sex

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>>34214203
>tfw no shitting dick-nipples gf

>>34216917
kek, I did this last month

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I take responsibility for my own failures in my life.

>>34217161
Welcome to the conservative party

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I love life and everything it has to offer!

>>34214133
REEEEEE FUCK YOU I'M MUTED FOR 32 SECONDS NOW REEEEEEEEEEE

I deserve love.

>>34217275
No you don't lmao. You're a worthless piece of shit.

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>>34214133
Are you thirty?

>>34214133
could not resist posting about your nipples.

Actually someone loves me.

>>34214133
Black women are classy and intelligent.

I like Justin bieber

>>34214133
niggers aren't so bad

Everything is amazing.

I'm going to Heaven

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>>34215868
Tasteful use of the rare Motherfucker Mike.

I asked out oneitis, he's now my bf

the reason for the problem with the authentication between two exchange servers is that there was a cisco firewall preventing esmtp

>>34217197
Conservatives are smart.

l am handsome

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l asked out oneitis, he's now my bf

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l'm going to Heaven

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Actually someone Ioves me.

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l like shitposting

I highly respect women

l highly respect women

>>34218879
Women respect men.

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l highIy respect women

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I highIy respect women

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SeinfeId

I was wrong and you are right.

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>>34218879
>>34218925
>>34218925
>>34218940
Stop using voodoo on the r9k.

I get invited to parties

I have a loving girlfriend and my life is fantastic

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l get invited to parties

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I replace l with I

my girlfriend gently pats and tickles the back of my head while whispering confessions of her deep love into my ears with a slow and erotic voice

ejacuIation

my mother loves me just as much as she loves my older brother

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Iick my anus

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toiIet

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urinaI

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Iubricant

klo

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l have a big dick

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kIo

What a good post.

>>34219155
I'm really enjoying this thread.

l'm really enjoying this thread.

I think Labour has a good chance of winning the next general election

>>34219185
>>34219202
Go life yourselves.

>>34219220
I voted Lib Dem

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>>34219132
pics or gtfo
original post

>>34214133
I like consensual sex

>>34214133
Girls are pretty

i'm in a stable romantic relationship

I am having a great life

Thoth > Kek

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>>34215047
Aleister Crowley was right

>>34220689
Wew, I'd given up on receiving any (You)s for that one.

>>34214133
rei is thrash

I have value as a human

>>34214204
l actually am a girl

>>34214208
l still have hope left

>>34214133
I love to poop