Where do all our robots go for uni?
>pic related
>inb4 I have a job
starting this september
>>38956857
UWE was my backup, now im going to Kent. We could have been bros.
>>38956857
>>38956879
meme schools with meme programs
i bet you kids are majoring in something useless too (protip: computer "science" isnt a science)
>>38956857
York is very comfy.
>>38957188
>majoring in something useless
well I actually am majoring in something useless, but how is comp sci not useful you cunt
and btw not all science majors are useful
I know two other anons from there
>>38957266
oh cool are you an exchange student?
>>38956879
Fair play lad
>>38957180
Ah shit man, Kents miles better anyway, only went here as its best for my course. Probably full of normies too
>>38957188
Anything to prolong wage cucking, nice shitpost btw
>>38957292
Nope, I'm in for the full 4 years until I graduate
Halfway through tho
>>38956857
Middlesbrough was a mistake
Undergrad: Cornell
PhD: Duke
>>38957324
how did you get in? are you japanese or maybe fluent in japanese? or are you doing some kind of an international course
>>38957405
The latter. Although by now I'm able to speak Japanese, I still need to take the JLPT test before being able to take classes in Japanese.
>>38956857
Proper pic related
>>38957352
Why's that Teeside bro?
Uni for idiots like myself
Few incels and robot lads from college lost their virginity first year despite being autistic and ugly
Gives me hope but I'll probably drop out in January
I go to Vanderbilt
Can't tell if I'm king of the robots or the lowest of the chads here desu
>>38957471
What do you mean m8?The town is on the side of the River Tees
>>38957468
Jealous of you m8
>>38957499
anybody can get some Pu$$ at uni, doubt it would kill the crippling loneliness though. I believe in you brobot
Does anybody actually go clubbing much?
>>38957592
He's saying: "Why's that, Teeside bro?"
As in why is middlesborough a mistake.
>>38957435
that's really cool anon, i'd like to study in a japanese uni someday
also thinking about taking the JLPT
>>38957592
>>38957816
This guy's right, Rip grammar
Venice is pretty cool
>>38957766
Thanks mate I hope so
Ideally a cute redhead but most likely a fat whale will take it
>>38957887
Not too happy with the never ending roadworks in Middlesbrough and there isn't really anywhere to go .
I'm not a /pol/tard, but coming out of my village into Boro really did feel like walking into Baghdad.
Aren't they doing up the library again?
I actually love my university, it feels like it's own city
>>38957266
What are you studying there?
I'm surprised that any other anons there browse 4chan honestly, are they also foreigners?
Saint Vincent College.
Originalgji
>>38957499
I'm going here. Meet up Scouse lad?
University of Waterloo
I fucking hate this place thank good i will graduate in like a year
>>38957188
>Computer Science isn't a science
That's literally the first thing said in the MIT Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs lectures.
Starting at USC (socal) in a little over a week
>>38957400
Are you the genetics guy
>>38956857
you can't inb4 in the OP norman
I keep fucking up and having to repeat classes, im going on for my sixth year right now (Computer engineering) and I feel horrible for being so late. Im not even sure ill complete this year (itll be close), what do guys? I cant help but not put in the effort to really try, i do great on homework/programming assignemnts but I just flunk exams, I play video games all day
>>38958656
You just have to study every subject every day even if it's only 20 minutes per subject.
>>38957549
Respect to getting in hombre
>>38958265
is that nephew?
Vienna boys
>>38957549
Just graduated from Vandy
I'll miss my friends but I'm generally happy it's over
>>38958826
What was your major? If you were CS I probably knew you
>>38958197
Wahey I've found one
What course you doing lad?
Spaghetti richfag reporting
>>38956857
lot of meme goers here
>>38957321
>>38959100
**but I must add he is right, got to enjoy the years being a non wagie. that's why I'm not letting the fact I'm pathetic ruin my time.
I am going to this thing here. Anyone else?
>>38958954
Comp Sci lad.
>>38956857
Sheffield hallam business and economics
Freie Universitat Berlin
>>38958073
International relations, but it hardly matters, everyone gets hired as a manager in a Japanese firm because of the ability to speak both Japanese, english and whatever other language you know
All others are also gaijins
>Going to any UK university that isn't Oxford or Cambridge
Splitting my sides at you brainlet virgins.
>>38959410
>tfw severe depression most my life and dropped out at 16
>went back and got A*A*A*A* A levels, never applied anywhere good due to awful GCSEs and lack of confidence
>get triggered hearing anything uni related at all, but particularly oxbridge
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEE
>>38959410
>not going to MIT
Hmm, seems like you're just not smart enough. It's ok though, you have fun at your little Harry Potter school :)
>>38959317
I'm doing comp sci too
Compscibro
>>38959480
They wouldn't have let you in if you have bad GCSE's anyway. The standard is A*s everywhere, THEN they start selecting.
>>38959410
t. a NEET who didn't finish high school because he was "smart but lazy"
>>38959480
Depression isn't an excuse for failing GCSEs. There literally isn't any exam easier in the world than a GCSE exam you braincuck.
>spend all your time studying
>suddenly die in a car crash
Life well spent lol.
>>38959523
Speak for yourself mate. I study Natural Sciences at Cambridge.
>>38959537
>brainlet thinks he can trigger anyone with tiny mind
Maybe go back to fixing toilets, ok sweetie?
>>38959517
>They wouldn't have let you in if you have bad GCSE's anyway
I'm aware my GCSEs are way too shit hence I didn't apply.
>The standard is A*s everywhere, THEN they start selecting.
Lol no it's not, the average person there doesn't even have 3A* at A level.
>>38959530
Yeah since people who get C's at GCSE usually move up to A* at A level. Fucking normie
>>38959572
What sciences do you actually study? Natural sciences means nothing to anyone.
>>38959585
>Yeah since people who get C's at GCSE usually move up to A* at A level. Fucking normie
Doesn't matter if you were "mentally capable". If you were that stupid at the time to not realise that it was worth putting in the TINY MODICUM of effort to succeed at GCSE, you deserve to get cucked.
>Lol no it's not, the average person there doesn't even have 3A* at A level.
Stay delusional, brainlet.
>>38959580
>he thinks conformism and diligence are the same as intelligence
>calling others brainlets
>>38958876
I am an Economics major with a minor in Chemistry. I had a few CS friends though.
>>38959658
>brainlet thinks he can trigger a brainchad like me
Ummm, try again sweetie.
>>38959480
>tfw didn't get into Cambridge
>mom keeps trying to push me to take a gap year so I can get into cambridge
>only got 1 A* at GCSE
>beginning to mentally implode
>>38959741
Your mum just wants bragging rights on facebook. Tell her to fuck off.
>>38959658
Diligence and charm are more important for success than intelligence.
>>38959732
Just admit you are nothing but a hardworking sheep so I can go back to fucking your crush.
>>38959100
I went there. Good laff
>>38959627
>If you were that stupid at the time to not realise that it was worth putting in the TINY MODICUM of effort to succeed at GCSE, you deserve to get cucked.
Home was awful/abusive and school was just as bad. Do you really think someone aged 13-16 whose suicidal is going to be worried about getting good grades or more worried about staying sane?
>Stay delusional, brainlet.
It says it on the Cambridge website, and it won't be any different for oxford.
>>38956857
>see university thread
>click on it thinking I'll see fairly average people and robots who did not necessarily get good grades talk about experience
>90% are people going to God-tier unis that I'd kill myself to get into
>somehow they are still robots despite gaining inevitable careers and possessing amazing intellect
>>38959760
Enjoy being successful when you're 6 feet under getting eaten by insects lol.
Death is the ultimate equalizer, I don't know why you faggots try so hard. I mean who are you trying to impress? Your parents? Pathetic.
>>38956857
There's already a uni thread up. Originally discuss there, and always make sure you check the catalogue before posting. >>38942568
>>38959770
Sorry sweetie, but if you haven't figured out I'm just replying to piss you off you really are retarded.
*drops mic*
*leaves thread*
>>38959741
Are your parents "pushy" and did you go to private/grammar/very high performing state school?
I know tonnes of chinks like this who are constantly on suicide watch
>>38959784
Whenever anything academic comes up, high-flyers go and rub their balls all over it immediately which means more average people are less likely to post.
Happens like clockwork.
I still have no idea what I want to do at uni t b q h friends, I started of with Maths but realised that I was probably too retarded for it, so I changed to Mechanical Engineering instead (and ended up having to make my shitty insurance choice my main choice because my main choice didn't offer it) but I have minimal experience doing any engineering other than watching Curious Droid videoes on YouTube and kind of liking A level physics
The only other degree I think might be worth doing is computer science but I'm pretty sure I'd hate being a fulltime programmer.
>>38959823
>>38959784
I thought robots were meant to be people who didn't socialise in school, and therefore had time to focus on important things such as studying and grades.
Don't complain because you were too retarded to foresee that being BOTH a friendless virgin AND a school failure would fuck you up in life. That doesn't make you a robot, it just makes you a brainlet.
>>38959800
If you think you are pissing me off then I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Also, you can run all you want, but you can't outrun death ;)
Have a nice day.
good at taking photos but don't like to leave my house why has god forsaken me?
>>38959837
>>38959854
>smart enough to get into Cambridge
>not smart enough to know what degree to do
>not smart enough to only post once
>>38959875
Half of this site are bitter angry reee normie robots and the other half are regular people here for uni threads and other shit.
Do 90% of my studying from home. Both a blessing and a curse.
>>38959809
my mom was a HS dropout and her parents did badly on their GCSEs
However, I managed to move up to a grammar school for my A level and my mom started doing a degree and now she's obsessed my "academic achievements". So yeah, I guess so in a round about way.
>>38959755
already do, multiple times a day. She keeps calling me weak willed and too soft for the world, it's pretty annoying.
>>38959875
tbqh most robots I know, from shitty schools and from grammar schools are lazy depressed wrecks who play vidya all day
Pretty much everyone I know who's going to Oxbridge are turbochads from super rich families, and the few that ain't are either pure intellectuals who wouldn't waste time browsing 4chan, or are just plain normies.
>>38959949
>She keeps calling me weak willed and too soft for the world
Christ, your mum sounds like a massive cunt. My mum didn't do well in A-levels and didn't go to uni so she's overjoyed with anything I do, it's quite nice.
i had the grades to get into a higher uni, but not the ambition.
>>38959799
bite me cuck
>>38959894
but I couldn't get into Cambridge, I accidently replied the wrong person
fuck I'm probably not even going to make russell group at this rate, I had an offer from York but had to throw it away because they didn't offer Mechanical Engineering. I'm going to have to gamble at Clearing
>>38959100
i go there too. memechester :^^^)
Results day coming up soon boys, AS level was a complete fucking wreck for me, I got BCC. I worked much harder (and smarter) at A2 but I'm still pretty worried for results day.
>>38959990
I bet the only white people there are the staff
Where my Soton mates at?
>>38960052
Good luck, I got ABCC at AS then AAA at A2. Have you got a firm choice uni?
I'm actually excited for results day even though I'm in uni because I like watching all the A-level results videos for some reason.
>>38956857
where are my GIS bros at?
>>38960060
yee p much, they also put in a transgender bathroom not to long ago.
luckly i was just finishing my final year.
>studying for a year
>Then taking a break from studies to join the army as an officer
>>38959658
>muh smart but lazy
>muh "why doesn't the goberment gib me dats why does that guy get to live in a comfy house with a comfy car with comfy holidays and comfy life goals and achievements while I beg him to walk his dog for 2 shekels hurr capitalism is not fair and racist and fascist"
I'm hoping to go to university next year.
I'm going to be starting a bit late. I'll be 20 years old, its not that much older but older nonetheless.
I'm not sure what to think about it, or if I even should.
>>38960432
I'm going at 20? There's nothing weird about it people all kinds of ages go to uni.
I think you should attend if you actually give a shit about getting a diploma
>>38960317
All those luxuries and all you had to do was to sell your soul.
>>38960469
>sell your soul
How retarded are you? Going to uni is not selling your soul.
>>38960469
Enjoy your soul at 30, living with your parents and planning out how to best look like you are retarded for those government gibs, while moaning about how roasties only care about money and don't look at the good guys
Have some self respect you pathetic loser
>>38960014
what year/ what studying lad?
>>38960559
well ...going...
1st year compsci
>>38960507
>go to uni
>get a job
>retire at 70
>too old to enjoy life now
lmao
>>38960537
Imagine being so close-minded there's only two options in your life: living in your parent's basement or becoming a wagecuck.
I honestly feel sorry for you.
>>38960659
stay brainlet
>>38960757
You're the one '''''''''arguing''''''''''' like a brainlet, though.
>>38960757
ASIAN MILFS ARE GOAT
anyone else /PotatoNiggerUni/ here
>>38960788
you're like a fat slob on disability benefits sitting in his armchair and downing a cheap beer while screaming at the TV instructions to football players and calling them retarded for not doing "the obvious thing"
>robots are brainlets
hmmm...who would have thought...
>>38960844
For someone who's supposed to be smart you sure like your ad hominem.
You're probably still young, I guess it's not your fault. One day you'll realize that so called fat slob was right all along, but you'll probably have to stare death straight in the eyes first.
Anyone go to cmu??
>>38960931
>ablooblooblooo look at me I'm a brainlet
>look at me I'm much wiser than these cucks who work for a greater purpose
>>38960972
>muh greater purpose
Hahaha, oh man.
I guess time will show you, there is no hurry. When that time comes, remember this day.
>>38961025
>abloooblooobloooo :((
>remember to vote for comrade corbyn goy
>pol sci
what am i in for ?
How are non-USA/UK'ers supposed to even compete with their own country's universities?
Starting medicine this September, really excited!
>>38958054
are you going to be first year in October?
Should I take a gap year just so I can spend more time thinking about what course I wanna take and hopefully apply to some better unis? I fuck up by UCAS application by being a depressed retard and got an offer to this uni, it's okay but I think I can do better desu.
>>38962024
Second year, living in Canley
>>38962056
same but living in leam
I will be first in my family who go to uni.
>tfw everyone told me im too dumb for uni so i applied for college and even now im scared it's gonna be too hard
>>38958054
>I actually love my university, it feels like it's own city
That's what I hate the most of Universities, how large they are compared to school. Probably because of my social anxiety.
>tfw CS at Imperial
>need to grind hard to get good marks
>everyone super active in nonstop hackathons and competitions
it's literally full of ubermensch, majority are both smart and chads
the asian qts you see everyday make you slowly die inside and cause depression (they rarely go outside their own cliques anyway)
>>38962323
>tfw could've gotten into CS at imperial because of how I spent my time before but instead applied for a course for which I didn't have any relevant shit and was rejected
worst decision in my life so far