>This is a first date in 2017 >If you don't eat a

I want to eat pussy but not ass.

>>38956657
You are saying it like its a bad thing

>>38956668
>I want to eat pussy but not ass.
>t. beta male

Weird, usually I have to wait eighty or ninety dates to even get to that point. And by then I still get the cops called on me.

>>38956679
Why would you want to put your tongue in the hole where her poop comes out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfH98Cqetbg

I'ma eat the whole ass bruh, SCRUMPTIOUS!!

>>38956739
Because it's kinky and safe. It shows her that you're so enamored with her that you're willing to put your mouth on her dirtiest spot.

>>38956764
I don't want to do something just because it's kinky. I'm with that anon who thinks eating pussy is better than ass. Girls like it and it's a fetish of mine.

>so enamored with her that you're willing to put your mouth on her dirtiest spot
This is also really dumb reasoning. Should I be into water sports then or have a scat fetish but only for her?

Is that Christopher Cantwell?

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>>38956657
>eating a girl out before she's gf

>>38956764
So, a huge beta?
Doing anything submissive (eating ass, pussy) is disgusting and beta.

>>38957054
>He thinks making a woman cum is beta

t sad virgin

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>>38957026
>Not kissing the assholes of strangers

>>38956739
well pussy is like an inch away from the poop hole. what do you have to say to that?

>>38956739
Because women actually clean themselves unlike /r9k/

Also you have buttcheeks on your face

I would, I have an incredible lust for female buttholes.

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>>38957012
No it's me OP and this is my lubed up peepee

>>38957162
A true alpha male

Assholes are easily superior to vagina

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>>38956754
Based God on da real shit bruh