>Anon? Chad's having one of his fits again after his

I wouldn't be able to turn her away.
I hate being so fucking soft.
I wish I didn't want to help people.

Yes, but only if you eat a bowl of eggs.

>>38956888
>Can I stay at your place tonight?
No

I don't talk to girls with piercings like that.

>>38956888
man that obvious makeup sure is obvious. work on your MUA skills then maybe.

>>38956888
You know I like you, and you came over here after chat hit you again because you knew is be there for you. you made your bed now sleep in it, then again who am I kidding. You're just going to go to some other desperate guys house and sleep on his bed while he sleeps on the couch in the next room. No more of these games, never talk to me again.

Those freckles are adorable

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>>38956888
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING ROASTIE, STAY TOASTY!

I knew it would be extra work for less benefit to be friends with a girl. For what? Social capital? Sounds like you got the short side of the evolutionary stick! AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Slam door
>Go back to reading SnK manga

>>38956888
>Thank you anon, you're my best friend
>Sharin the bed? Don't be silly. You can sleep on the couch. Thanks!

>>38957256
Couch?
Nigga you is my guest.
You sleep on the couch or you fuck off.
Also buy your own food.

I'll have to ask my mom first...

>>38956888
I mean she can sleep on my couch and buy her own food.
But if she stays for more than a day we need to discuss bills and rent.

>>38957304
Don't worry, she'll leave you.

>>38956888
>implying chad would date a fatty

>>38957428
Sounds good to me.
I'll guilt her into buying me subway the next morning.

>>38957442
Chad dates whatever because he can, just to spite you.

>>38957584
>guilt her into buying me subway the next morning.

That sounds pretty alpha. Are you sure you're not Chad?

Tamara? Is that you?

>>38956888
Uh yeah sure, just stay away from me and don't steal anything or my mommy gf will beat the shit out of you worse than Chad ever could.

No but I will drop you off at the ER. Have a nice night.