Forget all the negatives. What are some good things about you

hmmmm.

>smart
>funny?

i guess i will die alone.

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I'm good at cleaning pools.

>>34645781
there is no things like that in me
>ugly
>shitskin
>small dick
>fucked up teeth
>poor
>black jew nose
>stinky
>overweight
better luck next time i guess

I'm 6'2 and not fat

I've had multiple girls tell me that I'm hot before, so I've got looks. Girls also seem to like me self deprecating sense of humor too.

I have absolutely no idea. I taught myself German (not quite fluent yet though) which shows dedication and determination? I'm into slightly esoteric things (formal logic) that some people may find interesting?

I really can't think of anything. The most frequent comment I get from people is that I'm chill as fuck (whatever that means).

>>34645974
You're able to be negative even when specifically asked not to

That's something m8

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>>34645781
>decent intelligence
>good career prospects
>6in benis
>gentle
>hard to anger
>keep autistic thoughts/behavior to myself in private
>good sex drive
>5' 10"
>willing to learn a 3rd language
>have a moderate collection of the dankest of memes
>enjoy normalfag shit

>>34645781
great body, lots of money, very charismatic, into most fetishes

I don't really know.

I did yome baaad things in the past. Like stealing girls from close friends, cheating on my own GFs etc. I am basically a sack of shit when it comes to relationships.

But I try to change and lived without female contact for the last 4-5 years.

I try to be the honorable, kind and generous person that I want to be.

But I am failing again because a few hours ago I tried to do lewd stuff to a girl that is the GF of a close friend again.


I just can't supress the overjoyment that I feel when doing forbidden erotic things.

Somehow the person I want to be is not compatible with the person I am actually.

Tell me, qt 3.14159, what does that make me?

>>34645781
I'm attractive. Many girls have said I'm attractive and I've actually been catcalled before (I'm a guy).

I also have a deep voice and a big ass.

Still a KV despite all of this.

>>34645781
>loyal
>hygienic
>decent cook
>like to clean the house
>handy with technology
No confidence and average looks are a drawback, I guess.

>>34645781
I am an interesting person apparently

>>34645781
God dude where do I fucking start.
I'm 6'2, not overweight. I've read a lot of books.
I'm 26 with all the experience and cynicism that comes with but I look younger.
I have plans and ambitions. I have passions and enjoy sharing them.

I used to be very unhappy, I would blank every girl that tried to talk to me, I would be polite but never get invested in people who befriended me.
So I have spent a lot of my life being alone. You'd think this would be a downside but it's given me a very great appreciation for my own company; I wouldn't date to distract me from myself. I wouldn't maintain a bad relationship just for company.
Overall I think I'm better for the experience.

I'm a well-adjusted introvert. Or an insane retard who thinks he's one.

I also have really nice hair.

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I can pretend to be smart pretty well

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pros:
willingness to do fun shit
good career
traditional roles
want kids
think im pretty funny/entertaining

cons:
demand prenup
possibly going to be alcoholic

>>34646153
what sorts of plans and ambitions anon? You sound like a cool guy

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>>34645960
I was the track & field team captain.

>reliable
>good hygiene
>plenty of disposable income and savings
>not fat
>active

>intelligent
>hard worker
>good income
>loyal

Those are the ones that are objectively good at least.
Everything else would really depend on her preferences.

>>34646184
I need to get in shape and I'm slowly doing it.
Chin ups sets are getting better. I put running on hold over winter since its dark when I get out of work, should be able to start again in a few weeks.

I was going to sign up for the air force but I want to get my eyes lasered, so that's a one year DQ. Looking into the police instead.

For now I'm going to work to save money and ask one of my long term videogame buddies to bro-mansion somewhere with police jobs.

And I want to get better at two handed tapping.

>>34645781

>white, blue-eyed
>beardy and hairy for the girls who are into that
>can cook, not just bland white people food either
>intellectually curious and open-minded
>good at math
>been a virgin for a long time so you know I won't cheat lol

My dad died before he could use any of his retirement money, so I have a decent chunk of change to my name, but have no great career to keep the gravy train rolling. Everything else about me is sub-replacement level.

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>>34645781
>>34645960
Sauce me on these anon

>>34646098
What kind of lewd?

>>34646320
>bland white people food
chicks dont like cucks, try visiting tumblr a little less and maybe you'll get laid finally

>blond-bluish green eyes-fit-tall-living in a spic shithole (only tall white guy around)
cons:
>extreme social anxiety

>>34646443
I never go on tumblr, I just like spicier food than you tend to find in Europe.

>>34645781
>smart
>very honest
>creative, music skills
>The Meme Master
>insightful, can read them
>they can't read me, which is good if you like "mysterious" ppl
>confident and relaxed on surface
>plausibly may make them feel protected
>some kind of charisma? I stand out in a way that mostly seems to cuase positive reactions from people
>generous
>strong brow
>some women like builtfat
>6'2"
>dark hair blue eyes masterace
>beard is neat
>hair is thicc
>some girls have fantasies of healing a tough seeming dude who is broken on the inside.

>>34646061
>5'10"

He said not to list negatives.

>>34646122
having a large ass as a male is a good thing?

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>>34645781
>cute
>have a car
>make people laugh
>earn more than most people
>high self esteem
>can draw
I love myself but I'm still a kv because I don't like going outside and relationships scare the shit out of me

Right now I'm revealing my power level with a girl just so I can kill any possibility that she might get interested in me from the get go

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>tall
>intelligent
>generous
>duty driven
>compassionate
>"romantic"

All of those are tentative except height but it doesn't matter when your negative traits preclude you from relationships

>>34646061
manlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk17NoHmbP4

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>can cook
>good at music
>multilingual
>excelling in uni (electrical engineering)
>blonde hair and blue eyes

I'm kind of autistic and have extremely low self esteem but there's a part of me that thinks I'm cute and falls for the "you'll meet someone who appreciates you someday" meme

I've even romanced a few girls who genuinely liked the things about me that make me unique, but whenever this happens it inevitably falls apart because I act like a sperg and ruin it

I try to keep a plucky attitude about things though because that's part of being cute. I'm much too autistic to lose my virginity though

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>>34646378
Yamatogowa.

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I'm not 10/10 at all but I was always a pretty kid and some people seem mesmerized by my appearance

I am autismo tho

>>34646656
Apparently so. I've had girls grab it and everything.

>6'1, blonde, blue eyes
>Some muscle and frame to build more
>Fairly intelligent
>Usually the "funny one"

too bad I'm fat, ugly and about to drop out of uni :^)

>>34646209
What events and times did you run? running is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet

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Reading through this thread just affirms my theory that women value social capital over looks, and that you're better off being an ugly fatass with charisma than a Chad-tier body builder who's even slightly eccentric (much less autistic).

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tall
somehow smart
honest
decent face and body, i'm a bit too skinny but still in the healthy bmi
like hugs and cuddling
i don't really have many experiences with outside world so exploring it would be probably fun experience for both of us

too bad that im socially retarded and can't speak properly, i guess that it would just take some practice but i'm too afraid to get embarassed for dozens of times and get labelled as a weirdo until i start doing it right

>>>34646818
>I'm kind of autistic and have extremely low self esteem but there's a part of me that thinks I'm cute and falls for the "you'll meet someone who appreciates you someday" meme

i'm a lot like you in this, anon

>>34646525
but Europe is an islamic continent

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>>34645781
>moderately intelligent
>6.5 x 5.5 inch dick
>am hard to anger
>loyal
>nice

>funny
>musician
>get called cute and handsome (usually by women in their late 20's and early 30's, i'm 19)
>good at chores
>can cook and bake
my standards are probably just too high

>>34646952
kek

Arab food is not really that spicy either tho desu

>>34646387
Nothing too bad.

I tried to rub my thigh on hers while sitting next to her watching a movie with her boyfriend being right next to her.

Also I tried to touch her every now and then when I did stuff like getting up from the couch or changing my position.

Then when they went home I put my hand way too low for a friendly hug.

I don't know, she just has such a fantastic ass that I really want to just grab it.

Also she is always so annoyed by her boyfriend that she is almost literally inviting me to try something.

>>34646925
It was almost 10 years so I don't remember specifics, I used to be into athletics a little too until I blew my knee out and had to get surgery. I was under 12 seconds on the 100m, and under a minute on the 400m. I ran tons of relays too but I don't remember times. I ran a pretty fast mile but I wasn't a distance runner. I also long jumped and threw shot sometimes. Basically I could fill in wherever the coach needed and everyone liked me including the coach she was my aunt.

>>34645781
I am semi-Chad from the face up
I have gorgeous eyes apparently from my coworker
I am healthy
When it's warm I'm always outside with my pupper
Can draw decently

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>i can drive
>rich parents
>not shit at computer.
>little bit of drawing skill
>trimming and shaving my dick every week
>not fat
>interest changing every time
>living in not 3rd world country
>i can speak pajeet tier english
>life full of memes

>>34647204
everyone drives dickhead

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>>34647333
But some one can't drive

>>34647120
Geez I don't know how you do it.

It literally took me months to get past friendly hugs with a girl who was very clearly flirting with me. Meanwhile here you are and you can't keep your hands off of them...

I just don't know how people ever escalate intimacy.

>6'2
>slim but not hungry skelly
>strong jawline
>pretty diverse tastes in media (anime, books, movies, music, tv, vidya) so we'll always have something to talk about
>own my own house and car
>shy when I first meet someone, but eventually open up
>rough and dominate in bed, especially into bondage

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>at therapy
>she makes me do an exercise where I try to list all the positive things about myself
>can't think of any
>she keeps suggesting things and I disprove them
>this goes on for 15 minutes
>the list we've created is "good at spelling" and "self-aware"
>she ends the exercise because I'm getting visibly sad

>>34647386
I have friends that are like you.
I really do not know what is the difference.
Though I could tell you some bullshit explenation like "Just be yourself" or "Don't overthink it" but I know people and some deal with this topic like I do and some deal with it like you do.

I am honestly too young and too unexperienced to give you solid advice on that. I do not know if your or mine method is better in the end.

I tend to put much thought in the topic of relationships but after all whan I see a nice looking girl my brain just tells me to take her.

I think you could say I am just more dick controlled in that regard.

But I think it is okay how it is. That's the best about humen. There are so many different flavors that you can literally just look for a very specific kind of partner and chances are very high that you will meet him/her.

So don't worry too much and especially don't let pessimistic internet people pull you down.

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>>34645781
>meme machine
>serious motivational type, I like to inspire others
>I try my best at everything I do
>kind and accepting of others, don't get bothered by small stuff
>I work through my CP despite it hindering me in ways
>ambitious, like to go outside my comfort zone and plan to do a lot in life

>>34645781
I'm all right outside of being a lanklet and too scared to talk to anyone
>6-7 on /soc/
>6'1
>Deep voice
>Academic full ride
>Played baseball thru high school
>get $4500/yr for free from pell grant
>used to be known as funnyguy
>not particularly degenerate/atheist
>have a car
>easy-going, quick to laugh
going to a college with nobody I know was a mistake, I've been here 5 months and the most social thing I've done is turn down a Bhagavad-Gita salesman.

>>34645781
Not a Single fucking thing. I have a jacked up face, I'm short as fuck, and I'm pretty autistic. I'm a nerd too. I'm disgusting. Luckily I'm also a pretty apathetic person who doesn't need romantic human companionship thanks to going through an entire childhood with minimal interaction with my parents. I'll be happy living alone and socializing with my friends, doing a job and living according to my own personal values and virtues.

>>34647645
>>I work through my CP despite it hindering me in ways
Excuse me?

>>34645781
i cant think of a single thing except my mom and dad have lots of money.

>>34645781
qts wants to be taken care of, they are secretly submissive in general. besides, i can't really hold conversations for long, it is always a one sided thing.

but i don't have that so why would one want to date people like me (majority of r9k mind you)?

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I make a mean chicken sandwich

>I'm not fat
>I'm smarter than average (graduated second in my high school class)
>I'm funny sometimes
>I'm very ambitious
>I have a good work ethic

Almost makes me sound kind of desirable.

>>34647834
kek
I hope it stands for something else in this context, but I don't know what he means either.

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>>34647956
>pre-frozen french fries
>Burnt chicken
>Moderately fat cock
>Putting said cock onto plate
4/10 desu

>>34645933
i get those both too, but i can't pass mandatory core classes
and people only laugh at me when i don't want them too.

Some people seem to like my singing/guitar/songwriting.

Nothings really come from it though.

Intelligent, am not a manlet, have great ambition

Basically it.

>High IQ
>prominent jaw
>high cheekbones
>can occasionally be funny situationally


That's about it, though, otherwise I'm a fucking wreck.

I'm YUGE so people generally don't fuck with me.

>>34648444
Alright, show me your chicken sandwich Ms. Delouise

A girl complimented my eyes once.

>>34645933
This, but lately im not even sure about the "smart" part.

I honestly have a hard time thinking about good things about myself.

>Farrah faucet hair
>jaw
>blue eyes
>WHITE

>>34648550
Next time I get some breasts I'll school the fuck out of you.

I'm financially responsible, too autistic to ever commit a crime and wouldn't let my children fall into the poorfag trap

>funny
>athletic build
>lots of money
That's about it. Still khv regardless. Even having a nice body can't change having a horrible face.

me:
>6'1 tall
>honest, caring and loyal partner
>will always try to do something to make you feel better or to cheer you up
>can cook pretty well, specially pasta
>multilingual

desirable in my qt:
>shares similar interests (vidya, anime/tv shows, cooking and travelling)
>loves cuddling
>honest and loyal
>caring and kind
>would love to have pets and to travel around the world
>short and long hair is a plus

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>>34646061
>5' 10"
Being the king of manlets isn't a positive

>>34647834
Cerebal Palsy?

>>34648741
>me
>Beta bucks
>nice guy


lmao you're gonna enjoy the red pill in a few years bud.

>>34646948
How tall are you, anon? And what are your hobbies and interests? You've listed a few things that make me want to get to know you better...

Non beta passing by
Seriously guys being a nice guy, knowing how to cook (most people do), being funny/romantic dont matter for shit
Work in your looks, get a good haircut some nice clothes and start going out more and you may make it

I have been approached by girls many time. A lot of them tell me i'm cute.
I'm patient.
Nice person.

I guess that's it

>>34647834
>>34648870

I should've remembered where I was.

6'
nice
go to relatively good school

i thought this thread would trick me into beign happy bugt it has only made me sad

>>34650271
>I have been approached by girls many time. A lot of them tell me i'm cute.

how are you robot?

reminder that this would have saved elliot

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>>34645960
Hi derek gos

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>>34645781
>I'm tallish
>I'm not fat

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Im an asshole
I will treat you like shit and a fuck doll
I will manipulate you to love me and have stockholm syndrome
You will go down and suck my cock when I tell you.

I am the most attractive male here.

i play bass. I guess im decent
freckles make me weak

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>>34645781
>have 2 dogs

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>Good things
Kek there are no good things about me.

>>34645781
The only thing I can do is think of is that I'm kinda strong, that's it.
>acne scars
>dopey eyes with bags mean I always look high
>receding hairline
>bit of a weak chin
>shit autistic personality
>NEET
>No future

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>>34645781
Maybe she finds Aspies cute or something.
Thankfully I'm 6'0 so that might be a plus.
That's about it though.

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I'm artistic, funny, play vidya, voice actress and I'm good at tennis. I'm a landwhale desperately trying to lose weight tho

>>34652150
Less calories, move more.

>>34652150
>voice actress
>actress
A-A U S T R A L I A

>>34646948
>can't speak properly
what do you mean?

>pussy has a vice grip and gets wet enough that we don't need lube
>fertile, will bear you many healthy children
>will indulge in most of your kinks and might grow to like some of them. same goes for your hobbies
>loyal, would rather die than cheat
>can cook and bake
>virgin
date me

>>34645781
>$$$/prestigious career
>Over 6ft
>Not overweight
>Know what feels good
>Nice facial-hair
>Self-aware (no sperg)
>Open to marriage

kv still, I think it'll stay that way too

i have a good personality

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>>34652206
What's the catch here? Do I have to sell you my soul or something?

>>34645781
im 6'4 muscular good facial aesthetics chad

>>34652206
where do you live
organelle

>>34645781
I'm actually intelligent (not in the meme sense)
I'm short (if there are really qts with this fetish
I'm not bad looking

>funny on occasion
>quite caring
>supportive
>motivating

Over 6'0''
Can read a book
Might fail hs, never kissed a girl (probably never will)

>>34652225
the catch is that i get to extract your sexual energy through your dick whenever i want and you don't cheat on me. though you can joke about it if you want to trigger me into angrily riding you to mark my territory.

>>34652239
aus

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>What are some good things about you that might make you desirable to a qt?
I don't know.

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>>34652304
>the catch is that i get to extract your sexual energy through your dick whenever i want and you don't cheat on me.
Deal as long as we cuddle after.
>aus
W-What state?

>Post good things about yourself
>Implying

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>>34645781
>6'1"
>no micropenis
>6/10
>not too bad teeth
>funny
>do what I want attitude
>unique
>not obese
>can do manual labor
>low maintenance
I don't even want a gf, I just want to be able to continue my bloodline one day.

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>>34645781
I can go really fast. Long legs + short torso, and light. BTFO all the chads in sprints back in the day. I'm fast as fuck, don't know if you guys realize this

>>34652150
What kind of voice acting?

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appearance:
>not hideously deformed
>kind of interesting looking, have long hair sort of like pic related
>can grow a full beard
>6' tall
>average build, perhaps on the lanklet side
>apparently an above average dick

personality
>"well-educated" (this is a meme but oh well), working on a graduate degree
>pretty well-read
>can talk at length about "higher-level" academic topics, people are sometimes impressed by this even though it's mostly meaningless
>not particularly argumentative, good at calming people down
>pretty good at talking to parents/old people
>people laugh when i say things that are funny
>willing to sacrifice a lot to make people i care about happy
>good relationship with family
>not actively misogynistic, pretty standard lefty-socialist politics
>no obvious mental illness
>some prospects for future employment

>>34652325
>Deal as long as we cuddle after.
of course, my tits were made for resting heads on after a long day.

>W-What state?
i don't believe you're an australian. vic

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>>34652403
>i don't believe you're an australian
I am Australian!
QLD though
I can post a throwaway email if you want and autistic lanklet bf

>>34648919

something around 187 cm
my only freetime filler consists of playing computer games nowadays. i'd love to go outside to do various outdoor activities like travelling, hiking or even a bit adrenalline filled ones, but it's just too weird to do them alone
and i probably wouldn't get to enjoy them that much while being alone
also things like science and math
despite failing the most difficult cs uni in our country atm

>>34652196
i have problems with expressing myself a lot. to begin with i'm getting quite nervous during the conversations, stuttering etc. but even if i get used to talking to someone, i often have difficulties with making up sentences. my high school teacher once told me that i'm able to think faster than speak and that i should value this skill, but i don't really see anything positive about it.
who cares about what you have on your mind, when you can't express it properly?

>>34645781
Physical
>Mesomorph
>Attractive face(in a boyish, cutesy way)
Could be a downside since people think I'm gay when it's coupled with never had gf
>Naturally strong, surprise people in arm wrestling
>A lot of people like my curly hair
>Eyes are pretty neat, green with brown flare + blue circle around the outside

Mental
>Above average intelligence
>Highly introspective
>Been told I'm a deep thinker, mature for my age, shit like that

That's it, the rest I can think of are neutral and could go either way

>>34646034
Means you're not annoying to be around
Thumbs up

>>34645781
Conventually attractive, big dick, good prospects in life.

Too bad I have shitty social skills and can't care about other people.

im good at videogames

>>34652171
U.S. Sadly.

roboboobblox

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>>34652384
Animation, high pitched female to low pitched teen. I do ads as well.

>>34652480
Stop pretending to be me reeeeeee
Seriously, we're basically the same person.
I can make people laugh, question their own opinions, 5'11" (almost not a manlet, still growing), white, 7/10 face, skelly body type, good test taker/critical thinking skills, good career prospects, good hygene
Cons:
Skelly body, virgin, emotionally detached, overconfident, deals poorly with failure, curly hair, bad interests (vidya, anime, etc)

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>>34652161
I've been doing so. It's the motivation. I'm an extreme shut in. I try my best to get out there but once I go I start having panic attacks and crying and sweating. I hate people too. I've tried to do stuff inside but it's so depressing.

>>34645781
>tall
>not fat
>potentially handsome face
>naturally tanned looking skin, but still white
>don't get acne, allergies or have any weird skin conditions
>perfect teeth, no glasses
>funny, smart, very committed to relationships
>money-conscious
>in shape and build muscle fast
>over 6" dick

Basically I have great genetics and apart from some shitty mental problems like depression and social anxiety, I've got the potential to be a superchad.

>>34646818
I'd hug you Totori

>>34652550
What is your rate
im making a shit movie

>>34652150
Oh man, voice acting is cool as fuck, I love listening to good voice acting + cool voices desu
I wish I could into voice acting

>>34645781
i have a good face and i dress well. that's all.

>>34652571
Kek, you do sound pretty similar, except I'm 5 ft 10 and not growing, and not overconfident just expect too highly of myself. People like my dry sense of humor, although if I forget to input some emotional warmth every once in a while they can get sick of it.

What ethnicity are you? I got my eyes, freckles, and hair from Irish blood, and then a sorta attractive - sorta faggy face by being 1/4 Asian.

>>34652652
What kind? It all depends on what I'd be doing. Like sfm?

>>34646098
I am like this too anon. But I don't feel that I get real joy from it. More like thrills. I do it because I like challenges. What about you? It makes us thrill seeking assholes, that's what.

>>34652686
A mix, some russian, german, a bit of askenazi jew.
Feels bad that I'm not Jewish enough to be let in on the global conspiracy though.

>>34646137
What makes you interesting?

>>34652574
Just eat less calories then. You will eventually lose weight, you don't have to exercise.

>>34645781
I have absolutely no redeeming qualities

I dunno. I'm fat so I'm huggable?

>>34646137
What makes you interesting?

oreginalio

>>34652738
We're both mongrels then, sucks that you're not jewish enough to get shekelbux from the world-wide secret Jew force.

>>34652716
Nah no sfm, it would be a live action, but I need someone to do a voice for a friend in a mask.

>>34652777
Nice trips, good luck on getting a gf brother.

> Baltic or Scandinavian, but ideally Estonian
> loves animals
> curious, skeptical scientific mind
> 5'5 130lbs / 165 60kg
> physically and mentally tough
> workfit without a gym
> high pain threshold
> never gets sick
> can walk 20 miles / 30km in a day with a heavy backpack
> comfortable in a broad range of temperatures
> sleeps 7.5 hours a day max
> only goes to the bathroom 3 or 4 times a day
> has never unironically said "I hate conflict"
> is mean to most people but has a soft side once you earned it
> has lived in a car at one point or some kind of extreme poverty
> drinks small amounts frequently
> weed 5 or 6 times a year
> drugs 3 or 4 times a year
> piercing glare
> rarely excited
> gets along with my mum
> pragmatic
> can change a tyre
> motorbike experience
> fluent in Spanish

Obviously I am not holding out for each of those, but in an ideal world that's my dream qt.

>>34646527

What's your end goal m8?

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>>34652783
Throw away email?
dsrhejerajajajkurjeth

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>>34652442
>tfw you don't get a reply
Why do women even bother posting shit like that here if they're just going to turn anyone down.
Do they really needs (You)s that badly?

>>34647410

>shy
>rough and dominant in bed.

Marry me?

>>34652906
[email protected]

>Book smart
>Good career prospects, stability is no concern
>Tall
>Reliable, serve as the rock in most relationships I have.
>Want kids, assuming you also want the family life

>>34652848
>Baltic or Scandinavian, but ideally Estonian
Never understood why people get so specific about these sorts of things

>>34647909
You don't have positive traits anon?

>>34648741

If that's the case, we'd so match, anon.

pros:
I'm artsy, and kids like me (I'm a scout leader). I'm completely unable to lie or be dishonest, and I have a strong moral compass. I'm passionate about something (unfortunately that something is fractals).

I'm only slightly overweight, not to the point where that would hold me back.

I wrote a long list of cons but nevermind. That's what every other thread is for.

good things about me (am male):
apparently I act really cute/adorable (?????)
I like to think I'm kind and empathetic
I think a lot about how my words and actions affect others, almost autistically so (maybe this is a bad thing)
I'm kind of good at games I guess
People have told me I have a nice voice
I'm very honest about my feelings and in general

there are a lot of bad things but we're not supposed to talk about that today ;)

>>34646098
cheating actually turns women on. they consider it to be masculine for you to put your needs first above hers.

i've never cheated but witnessed how they fall for the cheating bad boy over and over again.

>>34645781
Nice thread

>kind
>helpful
>patient
>forgiving
>selfless
>funny
>educated
>hard working (unemployed currently though)

wow, now that I think of it all these are negative

So the only positives are
>clean, shaved, wash daily, smell good
>not ugly
>not fat
>not short
>healthy

wow, these are hadly enough when I have no confidence or self esteem and a I have an avoidant personality

>>34653143
Attractive at least for mentally immature women, for that matter.

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28
No kids
Fit
Can run 3 miles under 28 minutes
live a tranquil drama free life
Own a car
Have my own apartment
My current job doesn't keep me away from my free time for too long
Plan on joining the military soon

>>34652442
I'll reply to you, lanklet QLD bro. Sorry I'm not a cute girl though.

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>>34653390
Well than (You) for the (You) anyway after I feel for some normie's "epic joke" baitpost.

>>34653299
>3 miles
>28 minutes

That's nowhere near impressive. If you want to brag, then at least don't post babby tier stats.

>>34653451
Hey, im not gonna lie, its not a big boast but i bet half of /r9k/ can't run a mile

>>34652575
>I've got the potential to be a superchad.
No you don't. If you did, you'd already be one. Instead, you're a basement-dwelling kissless virgin NEET.

>>34645781
Hmm.

I've heard that I have pretty eyes from girls.

Besides that, almost certainly nothing physical.

In terms of personality I'm steadfastly loyal. I'm not too narrow minded. I wouldn't cheat. I'd do whatever I could to make her happy.

That's about it.

>>34653482
This dude clearly doesn't know what "potential" means.

>loyal
>honest
>not stupid
>not hideous
>artsy?

Holy shit, I am no good

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>>34645781
My meme game is on point
I don't eat poop
I am above 6"
I don't have weird fetishes
My mommy said i look handsome

>no tattoos/piercings
>normal hair/clothing
>not obese
>want a traditional family
>decent at homemaking (cooking/cleaning/ect)
>will take interest in your interests (depending on if i like it, may actually become an interest of mine as well)
>140IQ
>EQ (if you consider that a thing) is excellent
>naturally empathetic
>caretaking personality
>motivated (albeit usually for useless stuff)

also i'm a virgin, which most consider a good trait in women

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>>34653426
There's always fiction I guess. The lack of physical contact does start to hurt after a while though.

>>34653646
Why though? Is there something wrong with you that you're not telling us about? How old are you? Are you a NEET?

>>34653646
Sorry normie you're too late, someone already made the "Teehee I'm a perfect virgin girl" post in this thread.

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>been told im funny
>6'4

it's not like either of them have helped me so far but i guess they're positives

>>34652972
>Never understood why people get so specific about these sorts of things

In an ideal woman I'd find a supermodel tier tough outdoorsy type with blonde hair and blue eyes who killed a lamb.

Estonian is the tl;dr for that

>>34652534
what state tho?

originalgoo

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>>34652150

Be my gf, we can go to the gym and cuddle together. I live in NC

I'm a straight male but I've been looking real pretty lately(no homo, I just have a naturally youthful, feminine face and stay out of the sun).

>tall
>strong face
>above average dick
If only it wasn't for my shit hair genes.

I guess I look alright. I'm pretty slim too, enough for my muscles/veins to pop out at the slightest exercise.

It's my personality that is shit.

>>34653646
Post a pic, obviously there's something you're not telling us.

>>34653035
Can you please drop me a message with your contact info so we can talk? I'd love to talk with you, anon. - [email protected]

>>34645781
attractive facial structure
really nice hair
thats about it

it ends up going downhill when im only 6'0'', have no muscle at all, and have mental disorders

>>34645781
Nothing really. I'm completely useless.

>>34652469
You pretty much match perfectly the type of person I'm looking for. Can I please have your contact, anon?

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>6'0
>140 lbs
>decent looking
>22, so I still have a future ahead of me
>own a car
>can be funny, witty, clever, etc.
>calm
>loyal
>like to do creative things like draw, write, etc. (At least I used to)
>Currently enjoying playing the guitar
>Open-minded
>Non-confrontational, somewhat of a pacifist

>>34645781
I can spin a wrench, swing a hammer, operate a saw, weld. That's about it.

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>>34645781
>somewhat decent intelligence
>on nofap
>good grades
>want to get a decent well-paying phd, not a meme-degree
Basically I'm prime beta supporter material but I refuse to sink that low.

>>34657798
then go for the sprouts.
Get that sweet dosh and stalk high schools.

>>34655969
If you don't mind a throwaway email account, I don't feel comfortable posting my main account here

[email protected]

>>34655969
>>34657869
I've accidentally closed the tab and didn't realise that I won't get back to that mail so here's the new one

[email protected]

I am tall, muscular, intelligent, educated (bsc in physics, currently working on a second bachelors), funny, respectful, friendly, outwardly humble, will inherit 150k euros soon. Face and dick are subpar tho.

Hmu babes

>>34657846
No, you retarded pedo.

>>34655969
I've added you on skype and discord I think. Did I get to the right person?

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>>34645781
>decent intelligence
>good culture
>won't cheat
>somehow like cooking when i have time and a decent kitchen
>always drink moderately
>have a balanced bank count
>hard to anger
>Hide pretty well my power level

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I have only two or three people I could call friends, and they are shit anyways.

Pic related

>6' 2"
>decent sense of humor
>not fat
>reliable

Literally

>won't cheat
>not fat

6'3
model looks
talented hentai artist
white
dad bod
very smart and very funny
26 year old virgin

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If any of you can name "some good things about you that might make you desirable to a qt" besides your height and being white, you're not a robot. Kindly leave.