If you hate women so much, why aren't you blowing them the

>>34640526
Why would I waste my time acknowledging them and giving them attention instead of doing things that are more fun?

That's like replying to a shitposter tripfag instead of just ignoring and reporting

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Post some tinder games

>>34640526
I expected to see a roastie get BTFO but instead you made yourself look like a retard.

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>>34640554
Found thee jew

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Fuckingg coalburning whore

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Taras fatass thinks she has a chance with Chad...

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Not today Tara

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Negated

You need to make it snappier. These walltexts show that you put an unusual amount of effort in it.

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>>34640970
>>34640918
>>34640829
>>34640595
>>34640551

The length of their reply directly correlates with how much you hurt them. It is kinda hilarious imagining them typing out those long ass replies. Give me more, OP. This is a good thread

OP, your autism is leaking through in these posts.

Chad doesnt say "I sincerely apologies but it appears i made a manual error when i accepted your profile. You see, i happen to be of the opinion that you are of sup-par appearance. Therefore, it would be better for everyone if we ceased communication".

Chad goes "oops i did a wrong. Oh well blow job anyway". The holocaust one is decent though.

>>34641434
this, continue with Tara, she seems like an obnoxious piece of shit

>>34641316
>These walltexts show that you put an unusual amount of effort in it.
>majority of the text is the womens' response

You illiterate bro?

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>>34641448
No more of her, but have some Charlotte

>>34641451
a real chad would not type out long paragraphs.

>>34641499
What a fucking bitch. Looks like a lardass who eats butter out of a cow's asshole and yet goes on Tinder expecting to be treated like a princess. Immediately assumes you're a cunt who's going to do something weird and then she insult skinny women

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>>34641499
She's going to laugh at my corny lines is she

>>34641559
that sounds more authentic

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>>34641559
I think the tubby got me at the end

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Stacy, Stacy has so many requirements

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Not really sure what happened here

I fucking love these, keep up the good work.
they're SEETHING

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She takes all of my insults in stride

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>>34641776
It's because they're not used to our pain, anon

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I think it's etched in her mind every guy is tripping over themselves to fuck her no matter what they say

>>34641632
Well, do you know what palpable means? lmao retard

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No closure except she'll fuck Chad no matter what he says

>>34641829
>My quirkyness usually works :((

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>>34640526
Thanks for the holy kek anon, that was a good laugh.

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Stephanie you degenerate whore

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I think she's confused

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Now she's just upset

>>34642018
>That's why you're on Tinder looking for pussy because you can't get it in the real world
>Projecting
I think you made a cat lady out of that one

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Another unsuspecting victim

>>34640551
>>34640595
I feel bad for them,desu tho. They probably cried IRL reading those.

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>Roast beef Sandwich

My fucking sides

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Quick and easy, just like her

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Samantha knows she's old and busted

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>>34642157
Hahahahahahaha. Holy fuck. What a disgusting fucking cunt. Why even go to Chipolte at that point? You're just pretending like you have a shred a decency left

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Chinks #1 whores

>>34641741
>"But I think calling yourself 7/10 is being generous"

Note how Stacy will let you degrade and insult her if you are Chad

This is better than most tinder convo threads. I hope he amps up the savagery even further.

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Not a shred of a soul or decency

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Just endless craving for white cock

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And desire to be white

>>34640526
Why are women so.... fucking dumb? Serious question. You can tell by the way they type that they have a double digits IQ

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>>34642468
The worst thing is how she's hanging on every word, fucking roasties.

I will never have a gf will I

>>34640526
Can you help me get catfishing pics that you use for this activity? I don't know where to get 5 to 7 pictures of the same attractive male model that would also be believable.

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>>34642468
Why does she keep talking? She's just waiting until you're a tiny bit nice. Just enough so she can agree to suck imaginary Chad's dick without feeling like the slut she is. Just enough to hide the reality of how empty she actually is

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Erika you stupid fat bitch

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Stupid thirty fat bitch

>>34641559
>"have a great rest of your day"

Holy fuck why do people say this? It's so fucking stupid. Just say "have a good day" or "have a good night" if the day is almost over. Saying "HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT REST OF YOUR DAY" just makes you sound like an illiterate awkward retard

>>34642548
I thought she was at least 30 before I saw the age

do you think she is lying or just genetically inferior

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Stupid thirsty fat dirty bitch

>>34642624
A combination of being genetically inferior and being fat most likely.

>>34642548
Jesus fucking Christ. Get in the boat, Ishmael, we are going to hunt that beast down.

>>34642100
>I waitress, nanny, and teach so I basically do it all!

Why doesn't she just come right out and say "I know nothing about science, politics, religion, geography, or math. I have no interesting hobbies. I gossip about celebrities and my girlfriends." That would be more honest

>>34640551
Kek, you can tell shes furious.

>>34642657
Wow lad you are pretty good at this craft

>>34642100
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrignalOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

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Ashley is legitimately hot desu

>>34641829
She used a lot of words to describe something so utterly devoid of imagination

>>34641998

That's pretty kinky

>>34641792
>>34641829
"women are funny" they said

Women: not even once

>>34641741
>I'm not a virgin
... and that's supposed to be a good thing?

>>34640526
Because so few people live here I ran out of people in 4 days and only got 10 matches or so. This is a legit Chad Thundercock profile as well. 10 matches.

>>34642508
because they are raised to feel like special queens, working for any achievements, personality or goal is confusing to them

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>>34642812
I'll never have her

>>34642901
How about fakegps into a major city?

This tinder shaming is autistic as fuck but you're a funny bully, I'll give you that.

>>34642901
Use a VPN and you'll have infinite women.

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I think Amber's too dumb to be a surgeon

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Reaaaallllyyy fucking dumb

>>34642384
>>34642447
>>34642468

>Chad can mock and sperg out over and overy
>chicks will still talk to him in hopes he'll be nice so she can take his dick
>most matches don't even respond to my first or second message

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Like mythically dumb

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Brittany, birttany

>>34643084
>I don't take tinder seriously AKA "JUST KIDDING I WAS JUST PRETENDING THE WHOLE TIME THAT'S WHY I WROTE A 5 SENTENCE BIO ATTEMPTING TO IMPRESS PEOPLE"

>>34643161
Why does she just take his shit? She just lets herself get insulted. She'd be a good girlfriend for some guy that wants to beat his gf

>>34643006
>I like tall guys
Weird

>>34641439
What you just described is what makes it good.

>>34643161
keep going man, this shit is hilarious

>>34643161
Are you vagabond?

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>>34641434
>The length of their reply directly correlates with how much you hurt them.

Literally this.

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>>34643204
Because he's Chad all women would make good wives for Chad

>>34642508
Women on dating websites aren't a representation of all women in general. Men on dating websites are just as, if not more, retarded. With the exception of tryhard autists like OP.

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Young naive Kaylee is next on the list

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>>34643301
Kek, what a slut.
I hope she gets herself raped.

>>34643301
Bitches don't give a shit about 'good guys' and getting wet from vulgarity. What a suprise.

>>34643301
That is unironically a fantastic opening line, well done

>>34643327
>women on dating websites don't represent women in general
Do you even realise how mainstream and widely used Tinder is? Sure their responses are influenced at least partially by the context, but a normal guy would never get these kinds of responses.

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Soon she'll know the cruel ways of the world

>>34643541
I've seen this before. Where is the rest of this?

>>34643333
>I love makeup
Yeah I bet you do.

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>>34643558
Stay patient friend

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>>34642267
>You really remind me a bit of Kirk Douglas

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Fat piggy

>>34643592
Shit she got defensive. Looks like you really pushed some buttons there

>Judge not lest ye be judged, tinder girl

Kinda badass desu.

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Getting skewered

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>>34643592

I love when these Tinder sluts give you a paragraph after you insult them

>>34643683
>woo me

Just put some Chad fodder in front of this fat pig bitch and watch her gobble it up

>>34643717
can you post more of these fresh meme?

>>34640918

>I'm clapping blah blah blah

Do they think that fools anyone?

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Moving on to this thing

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>>34643729

This bitch is annoying as fuck on Twitter

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She might have gotten a little upset

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It's a legitimate concern desu

Oh shit. I love these. I'm an ugly ass grill and okc has been such a shithole. It's nice to see some hot girls actually get some shitty messages.

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Just looking for friendship

>>34643836
Jessica is not hot though.

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Was just being autistic here

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>>34643777
i know who she is sweetie,

just need more photos of this spicy maymay

>>34640526

hAHA, GOOD TROLL OP

YOU SHOWED EM

>>34642384

>She got fucked in the backs of cars in high school

Really turns the gears

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Alexis is next

>>34642384
>>34642447
>>34642468

An average dude would've failed by now, but she keeps clinging on. Amazing.

>>34643917

https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/822209731632607232

Enjoy

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>tfw zero likes on tinder

i just want real likes
i dont care about trolling for them

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More triggered autism

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>>34643826
Still got her snapchat whatttttt

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>>34641559

sorry OP but you got BTFO

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Elizabeth think she has a chance

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Little does she know...

>>34643333

>Taking a picture while a flashbang went off

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Just a poor worthless dog on it's last leg

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Kicking it while it's down

Done for the day guys. Might come back some other time for more

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>>34643592

Loves her body so much she hides it in all her pics. Yup.

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>>34644103
fucking savage the wall is real

>>34643799

>You're old
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>THE CASHIERS DO THEIR JOBS SO HA

Goddamn

>>34644103
>bitch gets mad because you don't respond to her message

I'd love to see how many men she ignored for not being "entertaining" or "interesting" enough in their first message.

I love the fucking smack down you bring on her. More women need to be brought down a few pegs. Doing gods work anon.

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>>34640526
thx fo sharin anon, dis sum good sheit
post chads profile thou

>>34642468
We need more of this thirty chink. Get her to send a pussy pic.

>>34644085

>Oh shit I'm about to get banned from the cock carousel time to "settle down"

>>34644188
*thirsty

oregano

did this make you fulfilled op? fucking faggot

easily one of the best of these type of threads I've seen in a long while. Some of your put downs are genuinely hilarious.

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>>34641741
>"y r u still talkin?"
>proceeds to type three messages in a row
P O E T R Y

>>34644230
A little bit, yes. Not as much as it made you upset though

can i see chads profile? Jesus all the women that takes shit off this profiles, its crazy.....

>>34643999
They are just happy not to be flooded with dick pictures. Send them dick pictures. See what happens.

>>34644230

Get the fuck out of here roastie, go get free compliments on /soc/

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>>34641998
>female entitlement
FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34640526
>all the spelling errors ITT
>sentence fragments
>bad grammar

Jesus fucking Christ if these roasties are going to lure men online at least put effort into your words. It takes 20 seconds or less to type out a medium to long message with functional grammar.

>>34644254
>>34644313

Wew fucking lad, what's this roaster look like?

>>34644313

Can you imagine if the roles were reversed and it was a guy complaining like this? Jesus.

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>>34644332
>grammar
Lol, your one to talk. Its grammer.

>>34644379
>Can you imagine if the roles were reversed and it was a guy complaining like this?

Literally rape

>>34643006
I'm in medschool and the amount of dumb women is legitimately scary desu

>>34644254

Wow, that juxtaposition is astounding

>>34644403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nqhA8f1k8U

(Yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu)

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>>34643663

its eggmans long lost sister

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>>34642657
>this guy clearly insulted me but he's hot so lol its k

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34644483

Where did this come from? I need to know what this girl looks like.

>>34644313
Jesus fucking christ.

Can you imagine how many times she's blown off sex with guys who've bought her shit and paid for dates and put a disproportionate amount of effort in? BUT I HAD TO SHAVE MY LEGS. Absolutely no self awareness.

I love threads like these because whenever I feel horny or looking to meet girls this makes it all go away.

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>>34644483

holy fucking shit
>no means no when i say it

women, not even once

>>34644505

LISTEN TO THIS ANON

originansi

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>>34643084
>on tinder
>"i dont date random guys"

Fucking females.

>>34644483
It's crazy how better guys are at dealing with rejection. Even the sweetest girl will feel like shit if a guy turns her down for a date or sex, like they don't know how to possibly go on and suddenly get really insecure. Maybe it's just because we are used to it more?

>>34644483
Im dying here anon this is gold

>>34641998
>instead of just feeding you my dick

audibly kek'd

>>34643799

lmao these long-ass toasty replies pretending not to be toasty are so funny

>>34643940

Why are women so fucking snobby when they don't deserve to be?

>98% chance I won't like you

bitch have you seen your face? you're lucky if 2% of men would like you. and a huge amount of girl profiles are snarky like that. like what the fuck

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>>34643592
>triggered over weight
KEK

>shits on the guy for being on tinder
>doesnt realize she is on tinder too
FEMALE GENIUS

>>34644565
Guys have to deal with constant rejection to get laid. Even Chad has to sort through the ones who expect to be wined and dined or taken out first before he can fuck them. It gets worse the uglier you are. There's a reason guys are so scared of rejection at first, until they've been rejected a few times and realize its just modern life for a man.

You couple in the fact that women get constant solicitations inflating their ego and that they live in the special snowflake generation that teaches them they're flawless with the fact they don't deal with rejection and it gets ugly.

>>34644510

this has happened to me lad

>go on date with girl from ok cupid
>she gets a fucking personal pizza and her own appetizer and a few drinks
>~25-30 bucks just for her
>i order a chicken sammich and a soda
>she gets a fucking chocolate cake for desert
>bill is like 75 dollars
>tip the guy 20%
>spent 90 fucking dollars for her just on dinner
>see a movie with her
>spend 20 dollars just on tickets
>she gets a drink
>~130 dollars on her already
>hang out after the movie in my car
>drove across town with her
>she gets a lift from her dad home
>she says she was all mad we didnt makeout during the movie
> damn right we didnt, i wanted to watch the goddamned movie
>says a relationship wont work out (thats cool we didnt have much in common so whatever)
>text her and tell her she owes me 65 bucks
>she flips out, calls me and screams at me
>hang up on her, never call her again

am i a cuck or what

>>34644552
Something tells me she's lying.

Maybe she means she only fucks randoms guys.

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>>34643768
>i'm thick
Translation: I'm fat and ashamed

>super sarcastic
Translation: I'm very bitchy to other people

>brownie points if you message first
Translation: I'm trying to enforce my female superiority by making betas message me first.

>>34644552

I need more, please

I love seeing women told no for once in their lives

they absolutely cannot fathom it

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>>34643799
>lmao so your coomment legit does nothing to me
>proceeds to be triggered for two messages and an entire paragraph
Holy shit OP, you're the best. You're bringing life back into this board.

>>34644709
You're not a cuck, you just fell for the Vaginal Con man. I hope you learned your lesson.

>>34644760

>daddy what does "no" mean
>you see, it means the opposite of yes
>but, since you have a vagina, men will never say no to you, but also because you have a vagina, you can say no to them all the time, its called teh "double standard"

>>34640526
I don't know what happened that made you so hurt as to lash out at random women on tinder, but the whole situation is fucking hysterical, cheers OP

>>34644565
boys have to deal with constant rejection growing up that's why. They are told to scramble and struggle and settle for what they can get so they do. doesn't just apply to sex too

>>34644403
It's grammar damn it. It doesn't have an 'e'.

>>34644771

i did my dude.

i still like going on dates though just as long as the girl offers to pay (lol) or i ask for seperate checks

>>34644865

why yout talking about my grammer, shes at the home with grandpa

>>34644475
Where did Eggman get that microphone?

It is an aesthetic Yeti.

>>34644510
This is the real red pill
We need to meme this all get the jet.

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finally a decent thread on /r9k/

a good ol fashioned women hate thread with a good eggman reference

>>34640526

>that screencap

thats pretty funny mane

>>34643301
op pls teach me how to talk to womyn youre a master at it

>>34644687
And niggas give me shit for fuckig crack whores for as much as a few 20$ bills

>>34641998
I remember this thread.
Damn these are old. Vagabond? Is that you?

>>34644403

Trolling right?

>>34642157
Top kek
Originalmente

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>>34644667
Because it makes it seem like they're better than you. It's a common female tactic.

Just like having a face of disgust posted. Look at her eyebrows.

>>34644313
wheres this from?
is this oc?
;_; how do you get a female to want you that bad

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>>34642100

>on a dating site
>her picture is of 3 fucking girls

W H I C H O N E I S S H E

shits annoying, just have a picture of you, strangers on the internets have no idea which one you are RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING GIRLS CANT EVEN USE DATING APPS RIGHT

keep em coming lad, i'm loving these

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>>34644085
>27
>looking for a gentleman
EVERY DAMN TIME

>>34644195
This.

>>34644709
should have fucked her man wtf you had a chance

>>34644046
>says she's 21
>was almost married 3 different times

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>>34645148

her dad had to pick her up m8 we didnt have time

>>34644709
Again crack whores for a few 20$ bills

>>34640550
First reply always best reply?

But if you must, keep posting results.

>>34645115
Always assume it's the ugliest one

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Oh hey I found some more chat pics.

>>34645363

Oh, I can't wait to see how this unfolds.

>>34645363
good little cuck, arent ya?

>>34640526
You really don't speak to any women at all do you? Because you have to do that; why would they talk to you? Do you think they owe you something?

>>34645484
Found the roastie getting toastie

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>>34645363
Original comment.
This is not my OC.

>>34645484
>You really don't speak to any men at all do you? Because you have to do that; why would they talk to you? Do you think they owe you something?

entitled roastie cunt

>>34645071

>that palpable lack of interest

>>34640551
This is J.K. Rowling twitter levels of petty.

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>>34641792
>I made my profile a joke but I am also serious

>>34643592
>no wonder you're here because no one wants to be with you
Says the woman who's also here

TOP KEK

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>>34644483
Oh man, if you reverse the sexs this would be a whole different story

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>>34644046
>Has been married 2 times
>Then has had another 6 year relationship
>2 kids
>Claims to be 21

>>34640526
Cut this shit out. At least they like white guys. Make a Tyrone profile and btfo all the coalburning whores.

All you're doing is driving women further away from white men. They're going to see "your" personality and think "wow white guys really are rude self-centered assholes, I'll date black guys instead!"

Make them hate niggers instead

>>34645562
Grand kek at that last text.

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This is actually pretty mean OP. I feel like you're just a Normie that wants to get back at the world.

>It's okay OP everything is going to be alright

>>34646647
stfu stupid bitch

>>34642531
just google "instagram *random male name*" and go to images, you should find a ton of chad profiles

>>34642548

>20 years old

WEW lads

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>>34645562
originalus commentus no jutsu

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>>34646689
>implying that I'm a female dog or a human female

>>34646881
what a fucking whore
cheated someone shes engaged with and then refusing to give him ass and acting like its not a big deal
only a fool would marry this one

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>>34647049
"I cheated on him with the same guy I always cheat on so it's okay :))))))"

>>34646881

>EAT COCK

lol

>>34646881
>>34647132

post faster anon, the suspense is killing me.

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>>34647268
That's all I got on that series anon. Here's something else though.

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It's too easy to put down guys, but this guy is just too fucking pathetic and desperate

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Fucking annoying faggot

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Ridiculously desperate

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Deserves to be put to death desu

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Hope he's still a virgin and his friend fucked Chad in front of him

>>34647611
>this is our competition
It's beyond me how these guys get girls...
Is it all about having no self awareness?

>>34647590
>>34647611
you're cringey and boring. its pathetic really

>>34647692
y-you too faggot

>>34647691
Honestly I think the only people that sue tinder are Chads who easily get laid and betas who never get laid irl

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>>34647776
>2013+4
>not suing tinder
ISHYGDDT

One last pic for today from me.

>>34644483
>no means no
Classic

>>34645363
>>34645562
>>34646881
>>34647132
this makes me feel bad... poor andrew

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I found it lel.

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I really need some rest my dudes, but here's another pic just for you guys.

I rejected some asian whore's sexual advances on tinder because of my social anxiety so she told me I look like a rat.

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>>34648023
>female disagrees with you
>immediately insults some irrelevant shallow thing about you
Every time.

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>>34644723
>Never mind. Blown the fuck out.

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Not a chat post, but I'd like to point out the "unwanted" part.
As you know, when a female says something is "unwanted", it almost always means that it came from someone SHE doesnt find "good enough" or "attractive".

The real kicker here is that this type of disgusting roastie mentality is already present in pre-puberty kids.

There are roasties who havent even reached PUBERTY and they've already mastered how to manipulate others.

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Second to last post.

My head is starting to ache. for originality

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Aaaand, good night, anons. Enjoy my half-conscious autism.

>>34648250
I don't even have the will to muster up a reee anymore

>>34641704
Just what the fuck is wrong with these whores? Why are they so entitled?

>>34648250
The last one was really a keeper desu.

>>34648389
If Chad walked by she would fuck him in a cardboard box no questions asked.

>>34648250
Last one confirmed for keeper.
Jess confirmed for trash. Someone please make her a single mom.

>>34648561
Yeah, I really like how calm and sensible the last one was. Turns out she's an Indian though by her name. I mean she does wanna fuck the guy but at least she's not spreading her legs widely like the other chicks did.

>>34640918
>>34640970
TOASTED
O
A
S
T
ED
D

>>34643252
stop he isn't nearly as good as him. ill give him props for the patrick line tho.

>>34648692
Can someone lead me to this Vagabond?
I love threads like these.

>>34648612
I mean, I'm totally straight and I would fuck that guy no homo so I don't blame her.

That whore Jess though.
Also to all those sluts who said yes with so little from the guy.....lol later in life.
They'll be the burnt out single moms caring about being patient and complaining about being used and lied to.

Can't see the irony when it's right in their fucking eye balls.

>>34648921
Jess sold his daddy out for a cock lol

>>34644085
>27
bahahahahahahaahahah

>>34648250
That guy isn't even Chad looking, his nose is all fucked up

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>>34640918
TOASTY ROASTY
>TOASTY ROASTY

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>>34644552
>>34644483
>>34644313
This same thing happened to me once, I didn't wanna fuck her because she was a little too fat and ugly so we just awkwardly watched movies until I made her leave so I could go to bed. She chimped out at me even worse than this over text afterward. I never thought about screenshotting it.

At the time I was a beta and it made me anxious and upset but looking back it's funny as fuck.

why do i feel bad for all of the girls? I really want to comfort them and compliment them to feel better. Am i a beta?

>>34649541
You are even worse. The job that you wanna do is done by gay friends.

>>34649541
Yes, you are the problem. You're probably a footfag too.

>>34640782
why the fuck would she choose a photo with a faggot standing in front of her? is she retarded?

>>34643427
I love being vulgar and shit but problem is I'm terrified to talk big about this shit in case they do want to fuck they find out I'm some blundering virgin with no clue what to do.

>>34650173
fake it. you have already watch too much porn to know what to do. if you get excited and screw up, blame her that she's too hot and such a turn on. don't worry though, your primal instincts would kick in when you are about to fuck.

>>34643006
Holy shit she looks like she's made of plastic. Why do women think this is attractive?

>>34644254
Holy shit is the someone you know IRL mate? This is astounding.

>>34650206
I suppose I'll have to do that I guess. Just have to find a woman to talk dirty too now and hope I don't fuck up like all the other times.

>>34650266
Best of luck mate. If that doesn't work, get a clean hooker and tell her straightaway that you wanna practice. She can help you out to better understand sex in practical.

>>34643006

>basketball

Coalburner detected.

>>34641927
What State is this roastie in?

>>34647993
>hairy and weird looking

LOL obviously a Pajeet

>>34641559
>larger bodies don't have more gravitational pull
So she's fat AND stupid.

>>34651549
>tfw pajeet
>tfw not hairy
>but weird looking

At this point I'm convinced pajeets are irredemable, we don't even have the big dick type of stereotype going like niggers do.
I wonder if some girl in this world has a fetish for guys who can cook good curry kek

>>34640551
I love you anon. I hate pretty girls. This reminds me of the early days of MySpace when I used to do that with a fake Chad profile.

Why do none of you faggota get them wet and get photos of depraved kinky shit? Surely that's funnier than just pissing them off in the first 30 seconds

>>34651589
>At this point I'm convinced pajeets are irredemable
The girl was all over his dick until he told her off. He's still in college so he's probably broke too.

Pajeets arent made fun of because they're brown. It's because they seem to hate showering and tend to ignore things like personal space.

>match with fat girl on tinder. She has no body shots so i dont know how fat
>we chat briefly, shes looking for something serious so I stop talking
>I'm drunk at a party and she messages me "come over"
>no prospects at the party so fuck it. I'll do it. I'll fuck a fat girl.
>tell mate as I'm waiting for a cab that I'm off to harpoon a whale. We laugh
>go to her house, drink most of her vodka, fuck her a few times and pass out.
>wake up, unforgettable memories of shaking rolls and just... so much flesh.
>Her friends arrive as I'm waking up and they are all going to the train station. One of her friends is actually hot so I think fuck it ill walk with them.
>friend is dumb as fuck, I get on the train and never speak to her again.

Even if you're drunk bros. Never fuck a fatty. Its not worth it. It's all lies. There is no beauty. Just rolls and a mountain of jiggling flesh.

>>34650316
That's a last resort thing but I'll keep it in mind. The temptation has become a lot stronger recently though.

>>34641792
At least she dropped the purposely un-punctuated and casual style of typing. People have autocorrect so they actually have to consciously type like that, which is just sad

>>34643836
Will you be my girlfriend, origigamyo commentus

>>34644379
You mean like most people on r9k

>>34652556
except r9k posters know its unacceptable, thats why we post it here

>>34644483
Lol fucking roastie bitch. Feels bad when the shoe is on your foot huh? Fucking hope she gets hit by a car.

>>34646440
Leave /pol/shit

>>34653454
Nothing worse than a coal burner, anon.

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>>34641704

>I take really hot showers to practice burning in hell

>>34642384

>i've had enuf unique in my life
>18

wat?

>>34643872
looks like Rihanna

would invite under umbrella

This thread has me in stitches, god bless you OP.

>>34648250
>>34648392
>>34648561
>>34648612
are you guys dumb? how is that slut a keeper? sure, she didnt say "fuck me daddy", but do you guys think she actually wants pizza? wat

>>34640918

Went from

>Learn to be nice sweaty ;)

to

>ur pathetic fk u fk u

Fucking roasties man

>>34647993
Hiding "Indian" was really unnecessary here, and poorly done to boot, but then it is what a pajeet would do.

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>>34640970
with no survivors fammy

>>34640782
>>34640595
I just laughed out loud for the first time in weeks

thanks anon

>>34647461
>>34647489
>>34647590
>>34647611
>>34647436

>When a roastie tries to be hilarious and steal the spotlight

Kill yourself

>>34656008
>>When a roastie tries to be hilarious and TRIES TO steal the spotlight***

>>34643940
This bitch is not even a solid 4/10 and has that attitude. Americans, what the fuck are you doing over there?

>>34640551
rip zyzz

EFF

>>34656251
>Americans

Pretty sure this has spread worldwide. Even ugly women have hundreds of guys hounding them on tinder and other dating sites

>>34641792
ROASTY BTFO HAHAHAHHAHA

>>34641632
>actually posting the formula

Thanks a lot for the laugh my mawn

>>34640782
Ask her "which one are you?" and post results.

>>34643592
This shit is absolutely hysterical

I enjoy the methodological approach

>>34640526
Could you put together a guide on how to do this effectively? Does it require a Facebook with a bunch of chad pictures and shit?

sorry, am an oldfag who doesn't understand all these weird apps

>>34656251

Blame the internet anon. It's now super easy to put a picture online and instantly have a hundred or more people call you pretty and offer to buy you stuff and get offers of all sorts, ranging from casual sex to full blown relationships. Women have it easy when it comes to mate selection, and the internet made it even more easy.

I thought this was common knowledge at this point.

>>34641829
>>34641792
>head technocrab at university hospital
>talks like that, especially the sacrifice part
Jesus christ. She's probably an actual serial killer.