Femanons, do you ever experience breast envy?

All the time, especially since losing 60lbs. Mine are now deflated and disgusting.
>tfw 24 with granny tits

>>34645588
>tfw 24 with granny tits
be my sag gf please that's qt

Those are some wonky ass titties man. Its like they don't know where to look.

>>34645588
Wonder if theres anyway to restore some of that lost volume.

>>34645672
Yes, there is. Plastic surgery.
I hope I've helped.

I don't, I have small perky tits

>>34645756
Bit of an abnormal way of going about it, yeah I suppose.

>>34645558
They do but it's irrelevant since no man would be the wiser until they get naked and even then it's nothing like having a tiny dick.

>>34645801
>disgusting chestlet
lol
how does it feel only attracting pedos and betas?

>>34645877
Feels indifferent man, I'm okay with it and no longer use bras with wires/padding to make em look bigger

>>34645820
this thread isn't about you, dicklet pls go

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>>34645820
Is 7.4x5.6 big enough stupid roastie?

>>34645588
how much sag we talking?

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>>34645955
>freedom unitss

>>34645588
post sag.

asymmetrical tits are amazing desu

>>34645558
Nah, if they were bigger they'd bounce around and get in the way of things.

>>34646323
how big are they if they dont bounce?

>>34646354
They do bounce, but not enough to hurt or be annoying.

>>34646323
chestlet are you white? if yes are you in america

>>34646383
Yes and yes. Why?

>>34646382
ah, how big are your areolas?

>>34646409
>Yes and yes. Why?
Because my follow up question is
will you please post contact ;_;

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>>34645588
How sag we talking, like nipples directly point down sag or nipples up sag?

>>34645588
Take a pic, so some of us can jerk off.

>>34646505

I've fapped to this pic 216 times.

Yes, I keep track.

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>>34646601
>no slim and cute gf with big pendulous breasts

>>34646642
Nice chesticles. Too bad about her teeth and smile though.

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>>34645588
If you don't feel comfortable posting a picture, here's a chart you can refer to purely for science.

>>34646698
She's hot you normie faggot

>>34646698
Those are the best parts. She could just look like every other Stacy. The art is the details.

>>34646727
far right is absolute shit tier desu

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>>34646698
Perfect girls aren't sexy, just pretty. No one wants to fuck a statue, she has to have something that makes her stick out from the plastic dolls.

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>>34646773

>Massive cleavage in a sweater

>>34646773
reminds me of that zizek lecture where he says that the most desirable things have a slight flaw to them, precisely to excite you by convincing you that perfection is just within reach (when in reality there is no maximally satisfying object, and infinitely close to almost there is the closest you can get). Take Marilyn Monroe's beauty mark for example

>>34645558

Not really. I have face envy though.

whats the female equivalent of a sissy?

>>34646921
Who is it you envy, anon?

>>34646921
Be my ugly gf
I want a homely girlfriend

>>34646934
>whats the female equivalent of a sissy?
A reverse trap

>>34645801
As if perky is a positive adjective in this context... Fuckin sub D's are disgusting

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I sincerely hope there aren't any girls actually posting here
This site is supposed to by my sanctuary damn it, don't you know I already hate you all enough IRL?

>>34647042

Nobody cares what some autist thinks, lmao, that's why you're still alone despite the anguish it causes you. I post where I like.

>>34647085
be my girlfriend please and shitpost with me

>>34647085
I'd rather be alone and happy than with some ugly 3D skank
And no I don't have a waifu

>>34645558
I envy titlets tbqh. They can wear more fashionable things.

>>34646698
I find it really cute and charming in a way

>>34647254
What kind of things do you wear? Are you fat?

>>34647254
how big are ur tits?

this is original

>>34646910
That makes a lot of sense, I have a class with a bunch of Hollywood movie tier babes and while they're hot the one that drove me the most wild was the tall girl with a somewhat goofy voice and chubby cheeks.

Slight flaws add a lot of character.

>>34647262
I dress like a hipster librarian, so a lot of cardigans and skirts etc. I mean everything I wear looks slutty, even if I'm wearing clothing that should be conservative. I want to wear cute collared shirts but if I buy them to fit my chest, they don't fit my waist and vv. Same with crop tops.

>>34646754
Far right makes me sad to see, pseudoptosis and grade 1 & sometimes 2 ptosis are okay though.

>>34647262
Also I'm not fat. I would have an easier time finding clothes that fit if I were built like a brick I think.

>>34647338
>>34647351
>I dress like a hipster librarian
Cute
>I mean everything I wear looks slutty
Also cute
will you be my gf
>>34647351
> I would have an easier time finding clothes that fit if I were built like a brick I think.
Really? Are fat clothes easy to find?

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>>34646063
>using eurocuck units instead of standard units

>>34647338
How big are your tits?


Originals

>>34647338
Being a girl with really big titty would suck, limited fashion options, heavy intrinsic sexualization and back problems.

I'm almost glad I'm scrawny lanklet, I can wear anything, besides muscle shirts.

>>34647393
I just wish we would swap over so I didn't have to swap between Fahrenheit to Celsius since all the coefficients are in SI notation.

>>34647411
thats like saying have a 9" dick sucks because of limited fashion options from bulge and heavy intrinsic sexualization. The good outweighs the bad my man

>>34647385
>will you be my gf
I either look like a bimbo or a matron, you can't take me home to your family like this. Find a modest small titty gf.
>Really? Are fat clothes easy to find?
Women's clothing is designed for rectangular bodies, so girls who don't have much difference between their measurements have the best time with it. Fat girls have their own plus sized lines to cater to them. I have to go to a tailor.

>>34647399
2 handfuls each.

>>34647411
>limited fashion options, heavy intrinsic sexualization and back problems.
You summed it up pretty well. Feels bad, man.

>>34647525
>I either look like a bimbo or a matron, you can't take me home to your family like this.
According to who? Be my gf
>Women's clothing is designed for rectangular bodies
That's stupid

>>34647525
You sound hot anon, desu

Any guy would probably be happy if you were their gf, you know

>>34647385
>Are fat clothes easy to find?
Fat women tend to have more bust just because of all the fat. I assume her comment has something to do with that.

Honestly womens clothes are sized really weird. My friend has a BMI of 19 and a medium shirt was too small for her when we were shopping earlier.

White girls, how do you feel when robots make
>tfw no Asian/Arab/black/etc gf
treads?

Non white girls, do you get jealous when people lust over white girls the most?

>>34647544
According to me. I'm nothing special anyway, you don't really want me to be your gf.
>That's stupid
Women's clothing is stupid. Shitty materials and fake pockets.

>>34647554
>Any guy
Where is this Any? He will be happy with me for how I am? I want to date him.

>>34647555
>Honestly womens clothes are sized really weird.
That's vanity sizing to make women feel better about themselves. Luckily I don't have to deal with that bs here.

>>34647739
>I'm nothing special anyway, you don't really want me to be your gf.
That's for me to decide. Please be my gf Nobody on this board is anything special

>>34647739
do u have big areolas anon? or are they small?

>>34647520
Eh it's different, most girls will reject a man with a 3-4 inch dick, most guys won't reject a girl with A/B/C cups.

Problems from a big dick aren't the same either. unless you're a monster even when completely flaccid it's not an issue until you get a chub.

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>>34647338
>>34647525
>>34647739

Be my friend.....

robo no

>>34647789
I'm a dude with no tits, will you be my friend too?

No because I want to look like a loli and have a loli's body and I have that right now, so I'm happy.

>>34647739
Well I mean, where do you live anon? Don't you have guys asking you out?

I live in the US on the East coast, so..

>>34647801
Are you also a little?

>>34647812
No, I'm a switch, more of a dom tho.

>ever experience breast envy

Nope, also the girl in OP has those freaky disgusting hips that are weird to look at and her underwear looks like a diaper in the front

What a weird, gross picture to post.

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>>34647812
>a little
Adding a single letter before a word has never made me want to vomit before I saw this.

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>>34647797

Sure why not?

robo leave

>>34647826
>Loli dom
You're not a tranny are you?

>>34647858
Trannies are disgusting and should be gassed i'm just a tsundere edgelord who likes to be worshipped

>>34647828
t. Hiplet

>>34647828
t. a jelly chestlet

>>34647882
>Trannies are disgusting and should be gassed
We should be friends

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>>34647854
Haha you fell for my trap, my crippling social anxiety prevents me from making friends

TRICKED

>>34647890
Sounds good, I could do with some human interaction.

>>34647916
Post contact tranny hater

>>34647739
>Where is this Any? He will be happy with me for how I am? I want to date him.
N O R T H E A S T U S

>>34647883
>hiplet
Are you referring to me? LOL

>>34647884
>chestlet
NOT EVEN CLOSE

if yall have been on this board for more than two years yall have absolutely seen me naked and believe me, hips and tits are definitely not things I have ever been remarked on as lacking

>inb4 fattycakes
Pretty much, yeah. I just had a kid

>>34647997
You've posted nudes on 4chan before? How voluptuous are you?

Meh, it falls behind most of my priorities.
They are growing because I've gotten bored and decided to induce lactation.

>>34647997
Are you German and post on /b/?

If so you might've been the cause of the time where my dick forgot its refractory period.

>>34648082
>They are growing because I've gotten bored and decided to induce lactation.
Where I do I meet girls that are this kinky? I want a titty milk gf

>>34647932
[email protected] hmu

>>34647644
>tfw the roasties ignore your question

>>34648117
Post tiddy for me, femanon?

>>34648082
Any tips for inducing lactation? I want to do it too.

>>34648029
Yes; quite.

>>34648095
German, no. /b/, formerly yes.

>>34648191
I see my >>34648105
question was answered
Be my gf

>>34648219
post your tits pls, they are very relevant to this thread femanon desu

>>34648219
What's your band and cup size if you are quite big?

all chestlets should be exterminated tbqh

gas the chestlets
tit war now

>>34648133
In response to the white girls half of the question, I don't feel anything because I don't really want a mate that doesn't want me--especially for a reason that I feel is so petty and ridiculous. Or maybe I get a chuckle out of the whole situation

>>34648191
Hormonal birth control helps trick the body into thinking it's pregnant- that's as much as I'm doing chemically so far, but I apply suction to my areolas and massage my breasts three times a day, it's been about a month but they've already started growing so I feel fairly encouraged.

>>34648277
Do you think miscegenation is disgusting?
Would you ever partake in it?
If you already have please kys

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>>34647910

Damn, bamboozled again.

[robo-ward]

>>34647644
>White girls, how do you feel when robots make
>>tfw no Asian/Arab/black/etc gf
>treads?
I have never felt romantically jealous of Asians, Arabs, blacks, or any nonwhite race.
It's the default to pair with your own kind, and women don't compete the way men do in the first place. We're the sexual selectors.

>>34648339
>I have never felt romantically jealous of Asians, Arabs, blacks, or any nonwhite race.
>It's the default to pair with your own kind
Marry me

>>34648288
How big are your breasts now that you've started inducing?

>>34648385
Former Cs, steadily on their way to Ds

>>34648413
Hoo boy. That's nice, anon. I'm glad. What got you into it though?

Yes. I'm an extremely flat lesbian so I simultaneously experience attraction and breast envy towards pretty much anyone who is good-looking.

>>34648339
That explains why race mixing happened almost anytime two populations came into contact with each other throughout history.

>>34648413
do you have big areola? it makes the lactating so much hotter desu

>>34648456
Usually those travelers were single men who had been on long voyages without women.

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>>34648255
My tits are now repurposed--they have lost all sexual function as far as I am concerned.

>>34648257
I strain XL sports bras--haven't been fitted since before I got pregnant.

>>34648305
Yes
Yes--the basis of my conclusive answer for above
no, thanks

>>34648443
>What got you into it though?
Stumbling onto WEBMs and gifs mostly, I mean I also have a weird intellectual family and I'd pilfer Victorian erotica from the library to schlick to as a ten year old, and that was also full of bizarre kinky shit like sexy nursemaids and rapist nuns.

>>34648478
>this is what insecure white boys actually believe

>>34648483
queen of chestlets tier desu

>>34648483
Oh gosh, anon. Those are beautiful. A sight for sore eyes.

>pregnant
Congratulations!

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>>34648219
Ah so this isn't you?

Now that I think of it, considering how huge /b/ is it's pretty unlikely, even if I messed up the country.

>>34648512
Oh man, you like you'd be great to be around. I wish I could meet you. :(

>>34648483
>>Yes
>Yes--the basis of my conclusive answer for above
I'm a mulatto and that makes me sad, almost wish I were white but I gotta live my life I guess.

>>34648483
Post hips, anon.

>>34648542
This is a joke, right? Some kind of bait to get me to show my bare chest or something

>>34648543
Well, I had my kid a few weeks ago--but thanks very much! And you're welcome

>>34648557
Nah, not me; sorry friendo

>>34648574
I guess it's lucky for everyone that laws of interaction are not based upon my personal opinions then, huh? Chin up

>>34648512
Sorry, meant to say you sound like* you'd be cool to be around.

>>34648644
Say please, please.

>>34648664
they come off as average sized in that pic, maybe post a pic when ur not lying down?

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>>34648714
Well, here you go. The MELF bit was a joke to go along with the ridiculous selfie in the first place.

>>34645558
>lopsided tits
>narrow hips
Just look at how loose and unattractive those panties look on her

Why do white women even try?

>>34648836
That's what I was trying to say

>>34648801
I am jealous of the man who impregnated you

>>34648801
F A T
A
T

No really though we can see you fat gut cut back on the butter fatty fat.

>>34648801
>dat angle
post a normal pic with your tits out femanon they still look normal sized

>>34648697
Pretty please, anon.

>>34648894
Thanks, I suppose

>>34648897
I already called inb4 fattycakes, dumbass

>>34648916
OK I'm not getting out of bed, and I don't even know why I have invested this much time in this. I personally know they are huge and I don't feel the need to prove it to you (the individual you or as a collective group). Trust that they are massive or don't --doesn't change my day either way.

>>34648940
Well, damn it. I already vowed not to get out of bed but I definitely don't want to piss in the face of good manners like these. How rarely does a person get told please around here?

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Do femanons get dick envy?

>>34648801
>>34648483

those aren't big enough desu. they're like a guy saying he has a big dick when he's only 6 inches. not big, just satisfactory.

>>34648990
post more tits too please femanon, i like your nipples

>>34648801
look pretty average size to me, not meaning to offend

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>>34649003
Thank you for the comprehensive review

>>34649011
Only other nipple pic I have; enjoy with my blessing

>>34649015
Ok.

i have such good tits. i think. posted the once and some people liked them.

>>34649059
Don't know anon, can't judge until I've seen 'em.

>>34648990
Thank you anon, you're a good Samaritan.

>>34649059
let me worship your boobies fembot

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>>34649069
wanna see? i am ready to show u

>>34649058
>roastie on suicide watch after realizing her tits are average af

>>34649096
Uh..? Are you sure? That picture is making me pretty nervous desu

>>34649070
My pleasure, stranger

>>34649107
Not even a little bit. They keep my kid fed, so I'm not sure what the issue would be for me here. It's not like the robots aren't known for being diehard contrarians. Wait...ya are
It's like every day is opposite day with some of you people

>>34649059
>>34649096
yeah come on show us

do it

>>34649162

can you post a pic of you lactating. pls.

>>34649162
if I say please again, can I see them both at the same time?

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>>34649162
you have a kid and you're posting nudes on 4chan

sort your life out. seriously.

>>34649193
After posting more pics preferably.

>>34649058
Nice tits. Ignore the ass pained crybaby.

>>34649162
you have kids, bitch HAHAHA why the fuck are you even here?

>>34648483
what would you do if you, 15 years from now, caught your kid masturbating to your boob pics which are now on the internet forever not knowing they were yours?

>>34648990
You could piss in my face.
Be careful. I'd drink it and eat you until you came.

Don't mind me though. Just cruising for chesties

>>34649176
meh. already a whore mom on this board posting her nasty tits, so why should i post mine?

>>34649162
Lady you need to have some standards. You're literally showing boob to the "khhv" crowd. You give lapdances to retards, too?

>>34649225
whiteknight pls go and be a beta somewhere else

>>34649265
This thread deserves better, anon.

>>34649269
They're nice tits desu.
I have a massive gallery of tits that I received from real women.
So when I say that's quite a titty, I do indeed mean that it's quite a titty.
Stop being a little bitch.

>>34649265
That's because you're a guy.
Nobody wants to see man tits.
Fuckin flakes I swear.

>>34649265
you're not a whore mom, that's why

see >>34649309

>>34649184
Sure, I could....BUT THIS PERSON
>>34649193
HURT MY FEELERS

>>34649234
THIS ONE TOO

It's as if my mere presence here wasn't enough evidence for anyone to conclude that I have some serious shit to get straight in my life. Oof, what a powerful barb to my very humanity, yall, really

Get with the program. We are all here, together.

>>34649238
There are literally hundreds of my nudes out there, and millions of new shittily-made faceless tit pics every day. If he managed to find MINE and jerk off to them, that would be a remarkable coincidence.

>>34649256
Carry on, then

>>34649265
Shall I stand aside then? lol
Room enough for your nasty whore mom tits on this board too, no worries.

>>34649268
Does cerebral palsy count as "retard"?

>>34649225
Thanks very much

>>34649162
>>34649365
Where's the hips at, momanon?

yes, and it's part of why i love the strip club. i love sexy ladies and tittays.

>>34649365
>Room enough for your nasty whore mom tits on this board too, no worries.

Fucking ruthless, if I may be honest.

>>34649380
Either side of my ass, patient stranger

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>>34649365
your hypersensitivity is showing. my post wasn't intended to hurt your feelings. I'm telling you to get your shit together for the sake of your kid. you're a parent now, you don't have the right to feel sorry for yourself or keep being a fuck up anymore. unless you want your kid to end up being just like you, or even worse.

>>34649365
>does cerebral palsy count as retard
I guess that would depend on your definition of "retard".

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>>34649399
dude, can you possibly be any more pathetic? stop white knighting, it's not going to get you anywhere with women.

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Hey femanons, which one of my penises do you prefer? I figure it's time to get one of them cut off.

>>34649485
>posting a nigger

Good job bowing down to Kunta's bbc, you fucking cuck.

>>34648954
>Thanks, I suppose
Are you married to him or single mummy?

>>34649485
This honestly. Try reporting her posts, they belong on /soc/. Get though complaints about an abusive ip will result in ban.

t. perpetually banned

>>34649162
>They keep my kid fed
I'm retarded and thought you meant you were a stripper or something for a bit.

>>34649309
uhm, I tried, anons. they aren't much better but they sure have never been sucked on by a child.

>>34649506
If were this guy I would have doctors use the tissue from one dick to add more mass to the other dick.

>>34649435
Of course I am sensitive. I am human, after all. However, not knowing anything about my current situation or future prospects, you sure do seem to be making a fair few assumptions about me that seem a little off-target. No matter, though. Any defense I try to express will be met with eye-rolling derision and discarded as after-the-fact bullshit. Thanks for the advice?

>>34649585
>but they sure have never been sucked on by a child.
>tits are so average that you need to put down the other roastie
kys

>>34649506
I'm really interested in the mechanics of his junk.

He shaves so he's probably sexually active. Pretty fascinating.

>>34649585
>but they sure have never been sucked on by a child.
can i suck on them?

>>34649591
Your posting your feedbags on /r9k/. There are many conclusions someone can come to with that information. None of them are good or positive.

>>34649585
be my camwhore gf please

>>34649585
Can they at least be sucked on by me?

Good titty

>>34649587
if this could be done then dick augmentation surgery would already be a thing, you retard

>>34649557
What do you think lol

>>34649580
>retarded
Want a lap dance?

>>34649585
I wouldn't recommend it--the triumphant feeling of keeping a person alive only very slightly outweighs the pain, and your nipples seem so delicate

>>34649648
This is really ruining my day. Be positive or fuck off lel ;)

>>34649562
I resent that the jans are allowing a woman to hold court, but were at one point deleting trap threads.

However, snitching and crab bucket faggotry is not the answer.

>>34649613
average. yeah.
>>34649644
would that hurt
>>34649658
meh

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>>34646956

Most anybody who's prettier then me. But this chick especially. Her name is Kelsey. She's an Instagram model that I'm infinitely jealous of. I have a bunch of pictures of her saved onto my phone that I constantly compare to myself when I look in the mirror everyday. I just feel so... ugly. And it's all I think about. Every second of everyday. It sucks.

>>34649693
>meh
That's not a no :^)

>>34649678
>What do you think lol
You're on r9k so I'm inclined to say no, but hope it's yes.

>>34649696
>have a bunch of pictures of her saved onto my phone that I constantly compare to myself when I look in the mirror everyday
That isn't healthy.

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>>34645588
I fucked a hooker once

and when that bitch laid on her back literally

pic fucking related

Dem shits had legit wrinkles

I had to work hard to keep hard

>>34649696
are u autistic? or just creepy?

this post is an original one

>>34649693
>would that hurt
cant know till we try
post more

>all these C cups posting thinking they have big tits
I would show you how it's done if I weren't feeling lazy.

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>>34649708
Sure, why not. No one else wants them irl.

>>34649585
as a girl, i think your boobs are a 10/10 perfect shape and you scored in the nip department

>tfw no breastfeeding gf

>>34649754
[email protected]
shoot me a message

>>34649755
hey, thank you! that is very kind

>>34649678
>be positive or fuck off
Hey now you can't post attention whore material and get picky about the attention you receive.
>beggars can't be choosers

>malebots always beg to see fembots tits
>fembots never beg to see malebots cocks

>>34649718

I know. I just can't help it.

>>34646984
A turbodyke

>>34649729

I'm creepy because I'm autistic.

>>34649778
Can i see your cock, pretty please?

>>34649777
God? Is that you?? I figured with the whole omnipotence thing you would hardly detected the sarcasm in my heart

>>34649755
Her nipples are good, but the shape of her boobs is pretty average.

t. Boobs connoisseur

>>34649778
I've posted cock for fembots before anon :^)

>>34649778
everyone loves breasts, not everyone loves cocks

>>34649778
Post your cock so I can shlick to it

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>>34647525
>two handfuls

you lying faggot

>>34649754
P O R T L A N D
oregano please benevolent robot

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>>34649822
>>34649799
Here's my original cock.

>>34649834
no. not even close. meh, im young, my parent's dont let me go out other than school, i cant be able to see you.
inb4 underage.

>>34649801
Aw but if I acknowledged your sarcasm I wouldn't have been able to call you a low-life attention whoring beggar.

>>34649755
agree to the nip thing

>>34649849
nice shape but cut so 5/10

>>34649849
are you a ginger?

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>>34649686
I would like to point this out again:

Any attempt at modifying imageboard culture by removing things you don't like will result in them being replaced with something worse.

In other words, by getting rid of the traps, you get a void which is then filled by camwhores.

>>34649747
femanon, pls post ur tits and redeem this thread
or take my kik instead

>>34649854
send me an email still anon
>>34649772

>>34649869
T-thanks. Are you non American or are you the rare American woman that prefers uncut?

>>34649881
No, I have brown hair.

>>34649854
>my parent's dont let me go out other than school
sneak into a ups crate and come to the PNW

>>34649849
I want you to shove this down my throat

>>34649891
im australian
original desu yo~~~~~~

>>34649857
Sure you could. You just insulted me again with no need for sly tricks. Have confidence in yourself!

>>34649915
Cool. I'm from Arizona, which is like America's Australia I guess.

>>34649911
>implying it'll make it to your throat

>>34649854
do you live in cali?
i know a girl with parents like that who posts here

>>34649931
nooppoeeeeee

>>34649832
I just checked again, my hand doesn't even come close to grabbing my entire breast. Maybe a guy hand would, but I haven't had anyone to test that yet.

>>34649911
>4 inches with ruler pushed in 1/2 inch

>throat

>>34649929
>implying it'll make it to your throat
Small mouth, small vagina. You overestimate me

>>34649953
i don't think you need much more than that tbqh

>>34649936
ah well had to ask
would have been funny
post more

>>34649849
>ruler pushed against pubic bone

>>34649961
Can you fit into a duffel bag and become my travel gf

>>34649961
That makes me feel better about having a small penis honestly.

>>34649920
Honestly it was more of a recap of my original insult, which barbed you for being an attention whore and a beggar. I only added "low-life" because I meant to include it in my previous insult. Because you are a low-life.

>>34649986
Like a duffel pussy instead of a pocket pussy? I'll allow it

>>34649997
If you're the one who posted your delicious cock, I don't think it's small. It's more than enough for me

>>34649970
yee post more

>>34649902
I work there and let me tell you, she might get lost on the way there.
At my place.

>>34649997
lots of people like small dicks, i personally love em

>>34649942
If you don't live in Failurefornia I'd love to test it out.

>>34650024
>Like a duffel pussy instead of a pocket pussy?
Im actually surprised I haven't stumbled on porn like that yet.

>>34649981
Tbh it's not all the way down into the public bone. Its just pressed into the fat, but not all the way.

>>34650024
Yeah, I'm the one who posted my cock. Have you ever had a cock as small as mine before? Were you hurt by big ones before and that's why you like smaller ones?

>>34650035
Shut up nerd I'll fight you irl

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>>34650068
You're bout to get it son

Since we're posting nudes.

>>34650068
Say that to my face not online see what happens fucker.
I stay strapped homie.

>>34650093
i wish it was common practice for guys to shave their pubes, would make all dicks so much more appealing

>>34650047
Yay :3 if only I could find people like you IRL

>>34650113
I probably would if I got a second shaver, but I share the restroom with family and I'm pretty sure it would be obvious why I had two if they opened my drawer.

>>34650024
Pls be my small penis loving gf

I've always been afraid girls would laugh at it

6 inches long x 1 1/2 inches width wise

I don't know the circumference(girth)measurement

But I fit very snug in a toilet paper roll

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>>34650108
I'll show you waddup boi

>>34650054
There's a reason they're called layovers, right?

>>34650056
I'm a virgin, big cocks in porn look painful. I can almost reach my cervix with my fingers, and they're about 3 inches long

>>34650069
Your dick sounds scary

>>34650141
>I don't know the circumference(girth)measurement
It's easier to measure the circumference with a string. Either way, you should have learned in highschool how to convert diameter to circumference m8

>>34649970
anything specific? im taking requests

>>34650141
>6 inches
>small
That's literally above average.

Also fuck off she's mine, I showed her my penis first.

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>>34650148
Don't get blasted homie.
In all seriousness though I hope you can get in touch with that gal.

>>34650161
You do know that the vagina increases its size when you're aroused, right?

also, it hurts when they hit the cervix. Only people who watch too much porn or masochists like that shit.

>>34650161
>I can almost reach my cervix with my fingers, and they're about 3 inches long
Are you like 4' or something

>>34650200
I never even posted contact info in all honesty. Did LDR twice, regardless of how nice a gal is prob won't bother with anything further than two states away again. Maybe if I could afford flights on a regular basis, but broke college student status says nah.

>>34650166

I googled it

It's 4.712 inches circumference

>>34650161
its really big, but really cute at the same time desu. it might not fit, but i think you'll like how it looks Take my kik or skype so I can show you

>>34650207
Shh... The vagina doesn't expand, my penis is perfect for her and she has no reason to try anything bigger!

>>34650178
can you get them wet with anything? lotion or oil?

also can you post butt?

>>34650179
I would probably lose to you anyway

:^(

One thing I didn't mention about my dick is that it's brown

>>34650207
I know, but for me it doesn't make much of a difference. I have told the story here of the time I tried to take a 5 inch dildo and couldn't

>>34650222
I'm average/above average height, it's just my pussy that's short

>>34650245
Cute dick? I'm curious. Why not post it here

>>34648483
Coal burners are repulsive.

kys

>>34645877
I'm not a pedo or a beta and I'd love to be back with a girl with A-B cups over current C-D girlfriend.

I fucked a girl with G cups or some shit. They were huge. Half her titty was still bare when I wrapped both hands around one. That was enough for me. Give me itty bitty titties all day now.

>>34650280
because I don't want to derail the thread and my dick is shy

kik is sanaa9494

>>34650340
There's not much to be afraid of. I posted my small cock and got a positive reaction. People aren't going to be that judgemental.

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>>34650380
Fuck this faggot's little dick. I'm >>34650301

>>34650340
thread was derailed like 150 posts ago
we're here just to see more tits but it seems there will be no more

>>34650433
>Dicks instead of tits

r9k

>>34650497
Roastie-mum isn't even in thread anymore. It's just gayfags adding to their fap folder.

>>34649725
Did you com?

>>34650380
>>34650433
also last time I posted it I found it on tumblr the next day, so I stick to kik or skype when i want to show it

>>34650569
I'm arguing with a friend about his opinions about reincarnation and the "consciousness" of animals currently--and milking myself while my kid sleeps

Just peeking in from time to time

>>34650626
do you have kik femanon? your tits are love.

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>>34650256
filename says it all.
i dont like it with flash, looks gross.

>>34650626
Don't do us any favors, love. Feel free to fuck off.

>>34650586
Yeah

But it was sad

>>34650569
Everyone on here is fucking gay. Otherwise you cunts would be out fucking girls and actually interacting with them instead of sitting here begging the bottom of the barrel to give you a glimpse of the goods. Faggot

>>34650659
They really are nice. But yeah, that lighting isn't the best.

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>>34650659

the dark lightning ruins the nip color. still...

>look at dem titties mang

Enough tits, post vaginas.

>>34650699
Nah I don't think it's related. if ppl just wanted to jack off there's plenty of porn out there

>>34650699
Brrr that's cold anon

>>34650736
Her tits are gross. You can tell she's a fat girl with bad hygiene.

>>34650659
Shiiiit that's hot

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>>34650790

Don't be a bully. Hating on tits is retarded.

>>34650765
It's a different feeling jerking off to nudes specifically addressed to you. Or, in this case, you feel are specifically addressed to you. You cunts can't get the former so you beg for the latter. If you met these girls in real life they wouldn't even look at you. They do this because they don't know or fully understand just how pathetic you truly are. They do it out of nonchalance and pity.

>>34650649
Nope. Thanks for the support, though. Aside from doctors and my mom, nobody has seen my tits in quite a long time

>>34650673
Oh, don't worry, I'm not, thanks

>>34650809
What are you, her dad?

>>34650845
Still trolling for attention? That's sad, lady.

>>34650746
Can I post vagina audio? I'm very wet and want someone to hear it.

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>>34650790
Neither lol. Oh well, can't please em all amirite
>>34650702
is this better? also, timestamp so its official.

>>34650822
idk man, i have gf and we have sex often
i just like tits
not sure why you're hating so much

>>34650845
np, do you have more pics of them? i'm up for some more looking desu

>>34650860
What's sad is that you don't like them. How fucking low test are you? I don't even like big tits but I still saved them. This board is full of low key asexuals and faggots. No joke. Give r9k back to 4chan and go find an incel forum where you can rage impotently about how unfair life is because you put no effort in and have nothing going for you.

>>34650901
except i cant mirror an image so yeah im officially retarded. i think its time for bed now, i also have a butt pic if anyone wants it. you guys deserve it. robots are god tier, i wanted to write nochadsallowed on my ass or tits so it could become a meme

>>34650901
they look bigger now somehow
how old are you btw?

>>34650899
Go ahead.

>>34650901
I'd say the picture quality is about the same. They're still awesome and I'm hard though.

>>34650899
Post it slut.

>>34650901
>lowkey cupping your tits with your forearm to hide the sag

Not everyone here is a virgin.

>>34650949
She's cupping them, idiot. Like a pushup bra. It makes them bigger and less saggy.

>>34650901
could you backup and take another pic? Context is important desu

>>34650937
sure, go ahead and post it

>>34650961
wow. you guys are so picky with how it looks goddamn. obviously, you're going to post something amd make it look appealing. you dont post a picture of your cock if youre limp, do you? youre mean! im going back to never responding to threads and lurking forever. im 19 btw

>>34650929
That's a strange way to white knight. You stick up for tripfags and namefags, too? Or does this sorry cunt get a pass because you got to see her nipples? Fuck off to /soc/ or /b/ if you're standards are low and your thirst is high, otherwise you can lick my butthole or shut the fuck up. Choice is yours.

>>34651017
Not commenting is what they want though, since posting nudes details threads/makes most of us horny.

>>34650961
>the sag
blame gravity

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>>34651017
Wrong. Dumb fucking bitch.

>>34651025
Don't talk to me, beta. You're forever alone for a reason.

>>34651017
Look, your boobs look amazing and I'm not the only person saying it. Don't worry about that guy's opinion, he's just being a dick. I particularly loved them, anon.

>>34651027
I don't care if her tits sag. All women's tits sag sooner or later. I just think it's fucking dumb that she tried to hide it. But of course, she's seeking attention and validation from a board notorious for its concentration of bitter, lonely virgins with unjustifiably high standards.

>>34651053
look at this fucking beta holy shit

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>>34651039
>forever alone for a reason
Is that right, faggo? Cause I'm the one that's sucking up to some low-life attention whore? Nah, nigga, that's (you).

>>34651100
>Implying I'm not getting engaged later today
What a coinky dink

>>34650901

femanon, it's my birthday, and I would appreciate you wrote I love Max in your delicious titties as a present

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>>34650974
there. not touching or anything. no """""cupping"""""".

>>34651302

how old are you? why are you here? how many people have you had sex with?

>>34651138
Well hidilly hodilly, future groom. I guess we just fall on different sides of this issue, eh?

>>34651201
that requires getting up and going and erasing the whole r9k thing and it's in sharpie and then redrawing it on and meh too much work, but happy birthday!!!!!!!!

>>34651302
MUCH better.

>great body
>awesome tits
>doesn't hate robots
You are awesome.

>>34651302
>that back arch and tummy suck
Take it someplace else. I hear /b/ and /soc/ are grateful places for folks like you.

>>34651338
aw cmon you don't have to erase it....
do it for the birthday robot puh lease

>>34650659
>biting your fingernails
ugh

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>>34651338
>can't have two things written on her at once
What's with all the rules

>>34651302
nice body
post more, you can go to sleep later
why do you post your body online btw? turns you on? attention? boredom?

>>34651387
>pls respond
Writing an article there, champ?

>>34651354 of course you have to do the tummy suck, i ate a lot of junk food today, why do you gotta hate man its all fun and games yo who fucking cares. go hang yourself already, no one loves you.
>>34651324
19 i said and no one, i dont have admirers in person, hence why i am here
>>34651343
i sure do love robots
>>34651366
i cant stop it. it is something i do out of habit im trying to make them longer by not touching them but i guess ill have to try harder.

>>34651406
Are you the girl who liked smaller penises earlier?

>>34651406
Blah blah blah like I told the other attention whore, you can't be picky about the attention you accrue during these ventures.
>go hang yourself
Nah bitch I got too much to live for. You know, besides random attention from the thirstiest boys on the internet. Have some self respect, get some standards, and sort your fucking life out.

>>34651387
i actually dont know. frustrated no one notices me in person at all and even the dude i think is cute doesn't talk to me without me saying something first. no-one does but online they seem to like what my body looks like. i like writing essays btw.
>>34651438
no but a penis is a penis

>>34651472
>sort your fucking life out
hehe why are YOU here then? certainly, there's another reason. who gives a fuck about standards, robots are the best of the best. i like it here.

>>34651484
>they seem to like my body
>the way I present it
But in reality it must be a different story. You got a busted face? Lazy eye? Thinning hair? Lemme guess, you're snaggle toothed with one eye and an upturned nose?

>>34651406

>19
>virgin

please be my gf
i'll treat you good and we could fuck/cuddle all day

>>34651484
can i send you pics of my dick pls femanon? im a robot btw

>>34651520
>why are you here
I'm here to anonymously post and have lively bants. Or do you mean in this thread? Because I saw an attention whoring and decided to give them what they want. Enjoy the attention. Whore.

>>34651484
You have potential to be fat

>>34651533
generally unattractive, i guess.
not stacey. not slutty in person. i dont know.

>>34651604
Again. Sort your life out. Whatever attention you gleam from the /r9k/ Sad Boy Brigade will be fleeting. Don't be one of those sad cunts that use robots for validation.

>>34651604
it could be very well that you're simply not social,. Contrary to what robots believe, it's not all about looks

Post your ass

>>34651604

post your face
let us be the judge

it won't be as bad as you think, since you'll have orbiters anyway

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>>34651671
i am not social. i JUST started making conversation with people. I'm reclusive and like being alone. but i crave some sort of attention from someone, which is a hard combination.
anyway, here is a pic from earlier.