/britfeel/

Fantasising about getting sectioned again.

>>34642404
I spent the entire Saturday night looking for a bunch of shemale webms. Went through all my folders, opened and checked each webm individually (and didn't even fap), even searched the recycle bin. Nowhere to be found.

Not only is this possibly the single most pathetic Saturday night of all time, the fact I couldn't find them is still niggling at me. I mean, some of that stuff was top quality.

>>34642404

Harold Shipman put those yanks to shame, he literally makes me proud to be British

Hoople Joomla

>Suddenly have tons of itchy pus filled spots on my elbows

what have I caught lads?

It only took two weeks and I'm already at the point with my job where I just don't fucking want to be there.
I'd had a good day, no real negative thoughts, actually had a pretty good day and now I'm near tears because I just want to fucking sit in bed tomorrow

5 of us anons should kick in for a 3 bedroom place
Would be cramped but im sure we could make it work

None of the shops in my town are hiring. What other part-time jobs are there that don't require experience?

>t. studentfag whose only previous 'job' was a paper round/shelf stacker

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Just want to let you all know that England is going to grand-slam the six nations again this year.

If you aren't English then you can avoid your inevitable embarrassment by just killing yourself now.

>>34643049
Please be in Newcastle or York

>>34643141
Clydebank, sorry senpai

>>34643054
Go for a support worker job. They are desperate for people, especially men who aren't lazy nigerians.

Working with learning disabled people is pretty comfy, you just walk around with them and make sure they don't walk infront of a car or molest anybody. The banters shit though.

>>34643154
>tfw near braehead

>>34643154
>Unironicaly living within 50 miles of Glasgow

ishygddt

>>34643226
Its not exactly by choice, id go to the Shetlands if I could

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Is this gay or not?

>>34642520
what's getting sectioned like? any robots have experience or have any family that have?

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>>34643265
>try to do this
>snap neck
fugg

>>34643199
>no banter & comfy work.
>my dream working environment
do you need qualifications? how disabled are the people? never had a job before either.

>>34643049

Why would I want to live with any of you? Sure it's nice talking at times, but I can close the webpage whenever I want.

>>34643454
Saves money + possible blowjobs from a gay robot

>>34643436
Not really, for some jobs you need past experience and SVQs (don't know what the English equivalent is) but if you can come across sincerely in the interview, like you genuinely want to help people you'll be golden.

Look up 'person centered care' and read about it, spout meme phrases back at them in the interview.

if you've got no experience you might have to start at some shithole care home wiping old peoples bums which is a bit of a nightmare but can be pretty rewarding. A lot of Jobs look for 1 plus years experience.

>how disabled are the people?
I've only done a couple of shifts with disabled people but where I was they ranged from 'needed guidance in public' to 'quadraspazzed on a life glug' so really it depends.

>>34643501
noone here is gay

>>34643501

I own my house without mortgage outright, I don't need to shack up with other robots.

I'm also straight.

>>34643611
I'm not gay, I just like guys.

No homo.

>>34643049
>5 anons
>3 bedrooms

Won't that mean one anon gets their own room and and the other 4 have to pair up? Seems like a recipe for resentment.

I wouldn't mind living with anons in exchange for cheap rent though.

found someone I know on /r9k/
what do I do lads
the thread got JANITORED.COM so didn't have time to ask them

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>>34633652
>>The ex-meth addict that keeps blogging about drugs or how he once got jacked off by an old chinese guy

sounds like me except I inject crack and heroin not Meth

also was he a yank? because in this country Meth is only really used in the gay scene for chemsex

I can't see a gay guy constantly taking the number 1 chemsex drug only to have his greatest sexual exploit be getting a lukewarm handy from a wizened chinaman

>>34643544
That's interesting info lad, cheers.
I do genuinely want to help people but with my autism/OCD the wiping poo/getting dribbled on/touched in any way might be a bit much for me. You could even say THEY should be caring for ME!! Ha!

>>34643199
Don't you need to wipe their ass and dress them?

If the job was comfy they wouldn't be desperate to train and hire people.

>>34643801
Why do you even browse these threads as a non-brit?

>>34643544
>quadraspazzed on a life glug

kek

fucking brass eye

>>34643850
Not him, but it's a comfy general. You can't have non-english generals outside /int/.

>>34643805
Most places have a routine so that would work well with autism. Also, if you're really into hygiene it'll be a bonus, you'll probably stand out. I've seen carers wiping shitty bums without gloves on, it's fucking disgusting.

Only warning is that carers can be some of the worst people on the planet, you'd think that they would be nice and caring but there is ridiculous amounts of bitching and underhanded bullshit in care homes. I'd look for something where you are 1 on 1 with somebody, you'll find it comfier.

>>34643789
Then 5 people in a 4 bedroom, with one person taking the living room

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>girl I've been talking to sends me this
>we messed around slightly last week when very drunk at a mutual friend's party
>nothing beyond genital touching
>she's inviting me to her home when her parents are out

What could she mean by this?

>>34643829
Yeah especially if you work with older people, but you get used to it pretty quickly. Dressing people isn't that big of a deal.

most people don't want to do it because they don't think they are capable or are put off by potential negatives. Really, it's not that hard once you get into it. The day passes quicker than if you were on the checkouts in the CO-OP.

Also, permanent nightshift is the pinnacle of comfy robot crypto NEETdom. It's something to aspire to.

>>34643960
means she wants you alone so you can both drink some more and then have sex so she can later claim you raped her and ruin your life

>neighbours started having a party at 1am
Fucking normies. I just wanted to watch my hentai

>>34644057
Plug your headphones in.

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>>34643850

I am a Brit lad

re-read my post senpai

>also was he a yank? because in this country Meth is only really used in the gay scene for chemsex

"in this country" means Britain. I asked if he was american because in america Meth mostly used by straight rural trailer-trash while IN THIS COUNTRY it is still only used in the gay scene

out of interest what made you think I was american?

>>34644075
If anything I'm looking for a way to make it louder. But that can wait until they're going to sleep.

Currently walking an hour home through some fields. Could be worse as I have some podcasts reccd by an anon

>>34644163
Watch out for skinwalkers buddy

>>34644014
I don't understand how this can be done when there's no evidence to back up the victim.

>>34644163
Be careful, a fox might bite you.

>>34644189
its 2017 anon, female tears say more than real evidence ever could

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>>34644184
Skinwalkers? There is nothing to be concerned about

>>34643888
Is it really though? Half our threads are blogging and prison gay drama

>>34644184
Will do mate

>>34644197
Ill take it if it kills me. Otherwise don't bother

another /americafeel/ crashed and burned
when will they learn?

>bored so send picture of myself flexing to oneitis
>R those ur actual arms or have you photoshopped them?

Hmm. Too paranoid to feel good about that.

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Heres a photo of the way home. At least step one

>>34644189
Kek lad, you don't need evidence to back up the victim, you need evidence to back up the rapist. If there is none, a girl saying she got raped is enough

>>34643801
>The ex-meth addict that keeps blogging about drugs or how he once got jacked off by an old chinese guy
Wait...I used meth occasionally and got jacked off by a fag from Birmingham when I was half passed out while a young Chinese guy watched, are you talking about me?

Bloody hell, finally got a foam mattress, not sure how I lived with standard ones all my life

>>34644389
>If there is none, a girl saying she got raped is enough
This is a meme. I've known a girl who was raped and the guy got off scot-free because of lack of evidence.

>>34644433
You mean you know a girl who SAYS she got raped

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>>34643960

Fifa in the living room on the big telly, lad!

Practice them skill moves and she might give you a high five.

>>34644163
What podcasts you listening to lad?

>>34644451
Whether she was actually raped or not (and I believe she was), the fact is her word alone was not enough. That's just not reality outside of /pol/.

>>34644472
We hate Movies. I asked for some movie podcast reccs the other day, its pretty entertaining.

>>34644478
>That's just not the reality outside of /pol/

I dont how to tell you this anon, but you are that reality
You say you believe this girl was raped despite having nothing more than her word to go on

just scoped amerifeel lads

its terrible dubs checking and alt right memes

>>34644533
Check 'em.

origamix2

>go out with normies last night
>ex colleagues from job I recently quit
>lots of drinking
>the drunker I get the more I talk about inappropriate topics
>laugh at one of the guys for losing a game of pool to an Indian guy
>he threatens to punch me
>purchase cocaine
>go to terrible normie club
>tell some chavvy kids to stop bullying an autistic kid there
>cocaine makes me super paranoid
>convinced every one in the club is gonna jump me when I leave
>obviously it doesn't happen
>keep telling people I'm with I'm being followed
>end of night get a taxi who drops off some people I'm with
>get taxi driver to take me back to where he picked me up
>wander round town for 20 minutes alone then walk home

Inb4 normie.
Think I'm outted as insane. So hungover and ashamed today

Any funny Friday or Saturday night stories?

>>34644506
We're talking about the law. Her claiming rape did not ruin anyone's life, which is what you were talking about. I believe her because I actually know her. There's plenty of girls I know who I wouldnt believe but she isnt one of them. She isnt one of these 'still not asking for it' sluts prancing around like cum-dumpsters either.

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Now im passing over a motorway. Pretty quite this late.

>>34644602
I got away with talking about communism today. They thought I was joking.

>>34644612
The stigma of being accused as a rapist is enough to ruin your life, also
>she isnt one of them
Oh my sweet summer child

Bill Burr and Joe Rogan on the Firestick here. Good bed watching.

>>34644648
Pretty comfy and pretty impressive pic for a phone camera.

I'm amazed how much a girl can cuck you into changing your tastes. I thought I was immune to this shit but I just caught myself listening to some shit indiepop band she likes but I'd never usually listen to.

>>34644691
Thanks. It's quite nice. They tried to get me to sleep over but I decieded to walk.

>>34644666
>The stigma of being accused as a rapist
Lol ok mate this was in London it's not like his name and face was in the local gazette and everyone knew the story.
>Oh my sweet summer child
You believe literally every woman is the type to falsely accuse someone of rape? You live in a dark fantasy world mate.

>>34644704
iktf, that's how i'm listening to vocaloids

>>34643068
>liking sports
The normiest of normies right here

>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34644602
That's not too bad, last time I went out drinking, I started off having a couple of pints whilst reading a book and ended up:
>in some shitty over 21 football bar with two middle age schemos I'd never met before
>trying to french kiss some middle age barfly slag and getting a slap in the face
>approaching an older lady at a bus stop liek a scary monster then running off when she threatened to phone the police and taking 3.5mgs of zimmovane to '''''calm me down''''' causing me to black out and not remember getting back to my friends flat where I tried to smoke a joint in his kitchen and fell face first into his landlords door then pissed myself on the couch.

I should probably stop drinking but i won't

>>34644666
>>34644612
>>34644506
>>34644478
>>34644459
>>34644433
>>34644389
I'm the guy with the message.

Basically when we were together last week I was super apprehensive about doing anything. Mainly because we were in somebody else's bed, but also because I was concerned about doing ANYTHING she wouldn't approve of.

To touch her breast she physically took my hand as I was spooning and put it there. For her lady parts she did the same. I was far too nervous to enjoy anything much though. I was more aroused by the prospect than the actual act due to nerves.

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>>34644323

Like our countries, Britfeel has a long history, traditions, a unique culture, American is very young, thrown together in a very rigid and unaesthetic way.

>>34644828
>touching her breasts and vag when she didnt literally and clearly state out loud that it was OK to do

yeah m8 you're fucked

>>34644855
What the fuck's the meme about East Devon here? I don't get it and there I don't like it. I've never been to that fuckin place.

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>>34642404

So apparently back in the 90's there was this doctor in Hyde who used to kill a lot of his patients, by giving them overdoses of morphine.

What does /britfeel/ make of this?

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Just pissed off this bridge over a river. Felt good.

>>34644907
Sounds like the kind of shit they'd come up with now to try and discredit the NHS and stir shit up and justify privatisation. Fuck off with these stupid rumours. And of course he's white as well. Too transparent Schlomo.

>>34644895
I live there. And I sign off some of my posts with
>tfw stuck in East Devon

Just trying to say lad. That it's boring here

>>34644935
Countryside life is /comfy/. Hope to move back one day when I settle down.

London is stressful. It's a place to make money, live lavish and then leave.

>>34644907
>>34644972

ITN News called him the most prolific serial killer in Britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo

>>34644935
you gonna get murdered one of these days

>>34644972
>he thinks that the NHS is working
>He is ideologically oppsed to any privatisation or outsourcing even when it's more effective

El. Oh. El.

>>34644984
It's boring all over desu m8

>>34645035
>Reduce NHS funding so they can afford one bed
>The NHS has failed, look at these neglectful bastards making these sick patients sit in the halls!

Theres a farm house and a big ass barn thing over here.

>>34644994
I live in a place where I'm close to the country and close to a city which is good.

>>34645003
I hope so.

Thread theme tune
Sung in a deep opera like voice
>I want to finger, finger my bum
>I will wiggle it, wiggle wiggle cum
>I want to finger, finger my mum
>Iceland food for dinner, anything for her son
>I want to finger, finger for fun
>don't tell my dad, he'll go buy a gun

Why is the slasher genre so comfy?

>>34645035
>Selling off the NHS to the americans just like selling off british rail to the french/germans will improve things

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>>34645083
Forgot to attach this shit photo

>>34644998
>Shipman
>Ian Huntley
>Madeline Mcann

Pretty weird growing up with this stuff all over the TV. Don't think a generation since Brady has been instilled with the fear of being buggered to death and left in a ditch.

>>34645094
Name a sector in the UK where privatisation has been successful and improved the situation?

Yahoo Serious

>>34645131
Loving those trains right? R-right?

>>34645127

Sarah Payne too

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Please keep to the footpath lads

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>>34645092
Watch Lesson of the Evil if you haven't already.

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Now were passing a railway. If only a train would come

>>34645276
those are some really old train tracks, they don't use those style bolts anymore.

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Some kinda constuction going on here.

>>34645317
Pretty sure theyre still in service. Trains don't pass very often though.

>>34645364
Wish I was walking with you, with some vodka and just chatting shit

>>34644895
Dates back to the early days of /Britfeel/. An anon started saying that in every thread and even took a pic of the countryside while holding up a sign.

>>34645166
oh shit forgot about her, that was a big one

>>34645387
Phone is too low to do flash now but this field sometimew has bulls in. Im hoping they're not here

Comfy thread tonight lads. Anyone got the new Fire Emblem game on mobile, is it worth getting?

>>34645080
NHS funding is increasing lad.
Problem is it's used for everything.
Public should provide a core of treatment publicly with all the extras like gender reassignment on private insurance.
You can save the NHS that way in its original form. Not this overburdened mess we have now.

>>34645094
Privatizing BT worked.
Privatizing many things cut costs. Companies and shareholders benefit mostly tho. Output per worker increased massively. I say this as a public sector worker too.

>>34645131
See above.

>>34643265
It's a girl sucking a dick, so no.
You're a cuck for watching another man getting sucked off though.

>>34645496
I worked for BT bruv.
The company makes more money now, however there are ever increasing salaries for the top execs, union does nothing, customer service is awful , engineers are sent out untrained.

BT pre privatisation was also pre-internet. Two very different beasts really. But yeah BT is a joke mate. I honestly can't see it being worse as a nationalised institution.

>>34645166

>Mum was in hospital around the time she went missing
>Visited her with dad and younger brother
>After a while I went in the TV room because wanted to give mum an dad time alone
>Little old lady who was very kind comes in and sits next to me
>We have a chat while watching the news
>Story about Sarah Payne comes up on the ITV News
>We both say about how bad it is
>Old lady looked in her late 70s, early 80s
>Tfw she has probably passed on now

A memory that's always stuck in my mind for some reason

>>34645364
>BEWARE IT

>>34645496
To you, reassignment is an extra. To someone with that issue then it's literally life and death. Their suicide rate is crazy. Given how fucked up they are, they don't have any money for the most part. That in mind, until we start giving them significant psychological/ psychiatric treatment and addressing it as a problem, you've got to do it. Got to give em the snip. Not little kids or any of that progressive fucking shit of course.

Oneitis just messaged me
>do you wanna exchange memes?
Think she could be the one, lads.

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Almost home now. This farmhouse has a fancy keypad.

>>34645789
>haha le meme xd im so le quirky gaymer gril xdxdxd

stay away lad, for your own good

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>>34645789
>send her obscure meta ironic meme
>she sends back pic related

Every time

>>34645817
>lurking around farm houses at night
>get accused of fucking horses

>>34645817
That's not farmhouse, it's a secret lab.

>>34644395

idk

that line was a quote from this post >>34633652 in the last thread

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>>34645855
She sent this. Not the greatest opening but she is on a shitload of drugs so it is accurate. Give me your best to send back lads.

>>34645789

Does she like flutedrop? It's a couple of years old but it's still fairly /rare/

>>34645919
>unironically trying to expose our meta greatness to some normie

>>34645919
Fuck off stacy and your normie friends can too, I'll never send you my memes

>>34645919
That's a meme?

What the fuck?

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>>34645948
I'll just spam shit from my /pol/ folder and enjoy the outrage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yipCsErOwMQ

Had this on repeat for the last 20 minutes. It's pretty catchy.

We made it home. Celebratory cup of tea.

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>>34646026
That's how it's done lad, her meme was shit

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>>34646093
>pic related

Love that shit

Lads, the company is hosting a get together at nandos for 2ish hours with all you can eat/drink just before worktime on sunday.

Problem is I gotta walk like 35 mins to get there or take a weirdass fucking rail route for 20 mins plus 10quid.

Dunno if I should go.

All you can eat and all you can eat, but it's fucking chavnandos and I gotta walk an hour.

>they didn't just fucking do yo-sushi!

plebshits.

>>34646141
35 minutes for all you can eat nandos is fucking worth it lad

>>34646141
I'd do it but I'll take any oppertunity to get free food. You will have to deal with workmates though

>>34646141
You can expect to pay 50 quid for one at Yo! Sushi so no shit they didn't go with it. The takoyaki, nagoya wings and the salmon and cream cheese sushi with that spicy sauce is fucking divine though. Next time you're there try the cucumber drink. An absolute godsend for a recovering alcoholic. Tastes almost identical to a gin.

What do people get at Nando's? I like a double breast wrap with cheese, hot or if I'm in the mood X-hot, and mash and coleslaw on the side to mitigate the damage.

>>34646175

it's more than an hour lads, 7-9:30pm.

>>34646217

got a friend or 2 so it's tolerable.

>tfw I can't stop drinking

>>34646111
Bit fucking strong lad
Grim

>>34646111
Is that fucking rooibos tea?
>>34646300
Strong cuppas are the best cuppas

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>tfw I did jack shit today
Post things that make you happy - be they anime girls, trains, or whatever else

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>>34646365
>>tfw I did jack shit today
>tfw have deadline on monday
>tfw haven't started yet

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>>34646413
iktf, all I do is procrastinate

fuck

>>34646413
I struggle with finding motivation, too. If you're any good at what you need to do you should be fine, even if it means being down to the wire when it comes to submitting it. That's probably awful advice, but it works for me.

>>34646569
I hate the fact that is procrastinate it's lazy and I despise myself for it.
>>34646577
I'm okay when it comes down to crunch time but I would have much preferred that I had done it a lot earlier. I've had about 3 months to finish this.

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>>34646365
feel like i sleep too much lately

>>34646225
Half chicken (hot) chips and garlic bread
Some wings on side (extra hot)
Fizzy drink unlimited refill cup
Dip chips and bread into the extra sauces you have to get yourself. Garlic and herb is my favourite.
>fat

>>34646225
>What do people get at Nando's
Either butterfly breast burger hot and supergreen salad
or
butterfly breast hot and chips w/ lots of sauce for dipping

why do I treat social situations like exams
does anybody else do this
i always catch myself thinking about any possible interaction i might end up having and how it could go its really fucking weird and i need to stop it

Nando's sucks man

What's the least amount of money you would take in order to jerk a guy off?

>>34647178
No amount of money could get me to do that.

>>34647178
like 2 ounces of good bud could sway me if i put a flannel over it and close my eyes

>>34647431
Depends on my situation at the time I guess. Just to wank em off.
If it was guaranteed that nobody would find out realistically maybe 500 quid.
If people could find out maybe 20 grand.
If I had more money the values would go up I guess.

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>>34647178
>tfw doing this for my dinner being paid for
My did my life take these turns?

>>34647698
Jerking a guy off for a meal is a homeless prostitute kind of level

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If it's all about arse, why don't gays love a bit of tit?

Pretty warm tonight lads tbqh

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This is a 50 year old korean woman lads

>>34649102
Need to sort myself out and get another east asian gf

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>>34649140
The dream lad

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>>34649156
want to make cummy for auntie

>>34649102
well then I want her to sit on my face

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Actually considering losing my virginity with a prostitute desu lads.
Where do I find one without getting scammed?
I live right next to Oxford.

Does anyone here remember poley/poleaboo? Wtf happened to that cunt?

>>34650172
Everyone does obviously

He posted here yesterday, trips as Monica

>>34650102
adultwork, it's not very likely that you'd be scammed.

I've never met anyone else that microwaves their milk when they make cereal, thought it was a wide spread thing tbqh

Want to do a rape 2bh

Morning lads
Plans for your sunday?

>>34652190
watch a few more of my ds9 boxset

>>34652210
great plan mate

I literally just finished listening to a We Hate Movies podcast episode about The pilots for TOS and TNG

Been unemployed since November lads, where are all the jobs

>>34652190

It's surprisingly chilly, the last week lured me into a false sense that Spring was here

>>34652190
going to see the lego batman movie

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>a bowel condition called familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP)

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>>34645166
>>34645127
>>34645447
>>34645637

My parents always told me to be wary of strangers that could potentially abduct me, but they never told me to look out for doctors that might try to slip me a lethal dose of morphine when I was unaware

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Get out of bed lazy waifuposters

It's time to post waifus

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>>34652697

The best waifus are dead waifus

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>>34646365
the waifu makes me happy desu.
not got pics of the other things that make me happy though so she'll do

>>34642404
Who /gf and active sex life/ here?

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>>34652697
Early morning Mugi.

>>34652736

Someone get me a plaster

I've cut myself on the edge of this post

>>34645745
Drugs can help these people for less cost. Same applies to those with body issues who demand cosmetic surgery.

>>34645627
State run is equally awful if not worse. Very few large organisations are well run. Public or private. It's just the disecomomy of scale (when things get too big they're very hard to keep organised)

>didn't drink or take any drugs this weekend

Feeling pretty good admittedly lads.

L A D S
A
D
S

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Here is a pic of Mr Cuddles because I know there's an autistic Muslim who hates my dog lurking in this thread.

>>34653183
Also, there's my hand.

>tfw stuck on a traveller site

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>>34653183
>no mr cuddles spit him out bad mr cuddles

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>>34652697
>play spyro until 2am
>fall asleep
>wake up at half ten and turn spyro back on

Living the dream lads

>>34652763
Me although I can't be bothered most of the time. I think I have depression. I do have times when I want it lots tho, soon fades.

It's not bad in some ways as I'm not ruled by my cock so it doesn't worry me about not having a gf, and I'm not afraid of being dumped. Puts you on a pretty strong ground.

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>>34652697
No No No *autistic screeching*

Why in the fuck am I still alive lads?

>>34653504

You're a simulation in an immensely complicated computer, you can never die, your purpose is to suffer for its amusement

>>34653220
Never! Mr Cuddles is a gent

>>34642986

You need a part time job m8. I was like you but now I have Wednesday off so I don't feel like I need to die.

>>34652281
I've literally had 3 jobs since November

All of them were above minimum wage

I'm going to order another blood test online tomorrow

I need to check my estrogen levels

Not sure how to ask a GP for bloodwork

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Looks like Scratchcard Saturday went well

>>34653571
Paki nonce OUT

>>34653514
I'm a b-brain in a jar anon?

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>>34653514

>utrecht grove

Is the absolute state of you poster in? Can you say your catchphrase at me to cheer up a boring Sunday?

>>34653598

Not even that, you're a piece of software that just happens to be capable of introspection. All of your memories and experiences simply result from external stimuli applied to the program.

It might feel as if you've lived 20 or so years, but your program has only been running for 5 minutes of what you'd call "real" time.

>>34653630
How do we make it all stop?

>>34653524
Only normies can get part time jobs like retail

>>34653183
>we're going on a paki hunt
>gonna catch a big one
>what a wonderful day

>>34653642

You have to break the program anon

Find some inconsistency to exploit, to make it crash and release you

>>34653652
You are mentally ill. Go and find help immediately.

>>34653668
I already tried, got knocked back because I might be putting it on due to awaiting trial

>>34653630
'I' could be a brain in a vat or a computer programme for all I know. That's the part of philosophy that blows my mind, you can't answer the question. I do find the concept of living flesh controlled by a jelly-like brain incredibly odd and far fetched.

>>34653183
Lad so many south Asians (don't bash me for using this term, it's as generic as appropriate. South saves it) I have come across are petrified of dogs. Even mine. When I've ordered takeaway in the past it barks a lot and the delivery driver has refused to come close despite it being a teacup poodle. I mean thing could be trod on and killed accidentally by a kid.

>>34653692
>Paki poster
>is sex offender

They're 7% of the population yet somehow commit 33% of rapes. Imagine what it will be like when they're 20% of the population? It will be unusual NOT to be raped by one.

>>34653703
>I do find the concept of living flesh controlled by a jelly-like brain incredibly odd and far fetched

It's all just molecules and electricity.

Amazing how much complexity you can generate with 2 billion years of random experimentation.

>>34653730
Whites commit 100% of baby rapes

>>34653754
Going to need a citation. Besides, how does that justify Pakistanis raping British people in Britain? Stop trying to deflect, you dirty inbred cunt

Need to get myself into a photo booth so I can get a season ticket

>>34653781
You're probably one of the baby rapers

>>34653781

Don't feed it you idiot

Let's talk about our favourite animes or something instead

For example, Divergence Eve is severely underappreciated

Lads the police just came over. A girl was attacked on my street last night. If only I was up shitposting I could have had some evidence at the very least.

>>34653781
I think you're the one trying to deflect

How do pakis being rapists (I hate pakis btw) justify whites up and down the country being the only race to rape babies

>>34653826

I'd rather talk about poleaboo than anime

>>34653826
I haven't watched anime since devil man, guyver, fist of the north star and ninja scroll. Are they still making gore/martial art stuff? I could easily get back into it if so

I want to get my brother a gift but I'm not sure what

>>34653894
A one way ticket to Pakistan would be nice. Treat yourself and your family too

>>34653926
Why are you doing this?

I hate pakis more than anyone

Some absolutely disgraceful posters in here. I'm off the gym but ill try and help you guys behave. Here we go.

Crisp tier list:

God Tier:
>Kettle chips
>Monster Munch
>Smoky bacon
Top Tier:
>Golden Wonder
>Mccoys
>Doritos
High Tier:
>Space Raiders
>Pombears
>Quavers
Mid Tier:
>Walkers
>Tayto
>Hula Hoops
>Pringles
Low Tier:
>Frisps
>Transform-A-snack
Shit Tier:
>Squares
>Discos
>Nik Naks

>>34653956

>Nik Naks bottom

I hope you drop a barbell on your neck

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>>34642404
need to merge these two.

>>34653943
You're a dirty nonce. Fuck off

>>34653983
I liked the one with the off-course trident desu

>>34653972
I bet you snack on twiglets mate

>>34642404
If the Patriots win my life will officially suck.

Fuck the Patriots.

>>34653956
Smoke bacon what

>>34654039
Smoky bacon is good enough to carry any brand to new heights.

>>34654003
I want to see the ocean at the back of the shops 2bh desu lad hmh

>>34654004
Nah I snack on your mums quim drippings m8.

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>>34653890
>Are they still making gore/martial art stuff

Not so much these days, it's all about cute girls now.

Embrace the moe.

Feeling good today lads; free of drink and dirty drugs. Such a comfy Sunday.

>>34653943
Why do you think you aren't a paki?

Look in the mirror.

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>>34654063

Left or right lads if you HAD to pick

>>34653943
>Smug about making a shit wage in a call center
>Claims not to be a paki

C'mon. That's the most paki thing you could possibly do.

>>34649102
I can smell the plastic from here

>>34654076

If I absolutely had to pick I'd go right but they both look like mischievous sluts

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New Alexander Jahans video is out. Fucking fianlly

>>34654076
Akari is pure, I'd want to be raped by Chinatsu desu

He's a big lad that Leeiscool

>>34654491
you're a big lad
original

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>>34652697
>get around to SG;0
>Gehenna's Stigma first time

>>34654510
For my tea I am having chicken

>my oneitis aborted a rape baby when she was a teenager
I cant wait to tell /pol/ about this!

>>34654536
well you got your chicken! whats the next part of your masterplan?

>>34653956
Sensations are GOAT, though.

>>34654556
>having oneitis towards literal used goods

Any /good lads/ ever made a viral jewtube vidya?

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Just bought one of these unironically lads, I think Crunchyroll is trying to take over my soul

>>34654708
Ok lad, when are you planning on wearing such a thing?

>>34654681
I was in one once. It involved a famously British cake sellotaped to a part of my anatomy which implied implications.

>>34654643
Fuck forgot about sensations

>>34654708
Get some nappies too for top tier comfiness

>>34654787
go back to /aco/

>>34654140
He posts nearly every day, it's as if he just leaves his camera recording and uploads it.

>>34654787
I'm wearing a nappy right now. So fucking good.

Just wish I could find someone to change me.

Any lads here at Bournemouth Uni?

>>34653724
their religion says they're not supposed to get in contact with them and need to wash themselves if they do. Used to work with a guy who was terrified of touching them/having them near him. He used to make up some BS story about being scared of street dogs but I think it's just because he didn't want us to know he was actually religious.

This is also why lots of taxi drivers wont let them in.

>>34654840
>Just wish I could find someone to change me.

Now you've gone and made it some degenerate act, rather than just a comfy cozy age regression thing

>>34653724
Post pics of the teacup poodle please!

>>34653956
>Kettle chips
Holy shit what awful taste

>>34654869
>I pretend the things that I can't afford are shit to make me feel better about being a poorfag

>>34654886
They're like a quid a bag...

Literally everyone here can afford them

what does it feel like having another human touch ur willy?

>>34654856
Are you at Bournemouth uni though?

>>34654891
Awkward and embarrassing

I have crippling self-esteem issues though, so if you're a normie it might be different.

>>34654889
Ultimately though they are upper class crisps and you know you shouldn't be buying them

>>34654889
They are usually two quid a bag these days, which is a lot of money for someone trying to make their dole stretch.

Who here is a /GOOD LAD/ eh??

G O O D L A D
O
O
D

L
A
D

>>34654910
>upper class crisps

Is this the same kind of logic people use when buying prosecco?

They can't afford the real upper class shit, so they buy their lower-middle class shit to try and delude themselves?

had the potential to have sex with three different girls yesterday but went home alone because of le depression

Right lads I'm fucking off to ASDA in my oil burning fucked engined Toyota.

See ya in a bit lads.

Who /britfeel blogger/ here lads?

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>>34654917
I'm a /WILDCARD/

>mfw jaywalking and pirating stuff

>>34654966
>jaywalking
infiltrators out!

>>34654917
I drive through Zebra Crossings, even though people are waiting to cross

>b-but you shouldnt do that

Learn the highway code, leg cucks

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>>34654926
>They can't afford the real upper class shit

Exactly. Kettle Chips are for complete plebs. I only eat pic related.

>>34654976
What's it called over here?

I'm serious, I have no idea what we call 'crossing the road when the light is green'.

>>34654997
>made with pubes

>>34654999
it's called 'crossing the road' we don't make something like that illegal

>>34655029
Is suicide still illegal?

I don't want to be arrested and sent to ghost prison.

havent done a wank in about 3 weeks, my balls started aching a bit and they feel fully loaded but im quite enjoying the increased testosterone.. certainly gives me a lot more drive to do daily activities that i hated before.

think im gonna stick to a strict no wanking rule allowing my self one escort per month to release my self (yes i know casual sex is degenerate)

>>34654886
>I consider a 1GBP bag of crisps available in every supermarket and off licence in the land a premium product only meant for the rich
You're a weird guy anon...

>>34654999
In the UK the pedestrian always have right of way, even when there is no crossing. The only illegal thing you can do is loiter, or delay your crossing.

>>34655044
No
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Eliz2/9-10/60/section/1

>>34655057
They are two quid. Probably more from an off license.

Dole scum can't afford to spend that on crisps.

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>>34655114
They're not even crisps they're chips, American scum literally the Starbucks pumpkin spiced latte of the snack world.

>>34655114
i eat good produce and i only spend 60-70 bongers per week on my food shopping

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>tfw got absolutely hammered and started ranting about the Bogdanoffs to my normie friends last night

no regrets lads

>>34655114
No, they're a quid in Asda

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>>34655140
have you took the trumpdanoff pill yet?

Crisps are shit when you turn 30.

>>34647698
I'll cook you a whole roast if you give me a handy

>>34655172
I like em even more in my 30s than I did previously

Chocolate has gone shit though

>>34655163
They should make them more expensive then. Or make the dole lower.

I work in an upper class call center and I'll earn 7.78 an hour after my probation is done, good crisps like that should be reserved for the likes of me and not for scumbags like you.

>>34655184
For a full roast, I'd give you a gob job

>>34655172
Nah mate. Crisps are GOAT. I've almost completely gone off sweets and chocolate though as I've gotten older.

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>>34655212
Oooh getting into it, lad?

>>34654130

Blonde always win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia5sTCeyWug

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saw this and thought I would share lads, what a lovely guy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04rf67k

>>34655191
Jeezlaweez, no need for the contempt

>>34655172
>>34655214
Yeah savoury > sweet from late 20s onwards.

Always choose crisps, nuts or olives over chocolate these days.

>>34655300
>olives

People actually eat those things?

>>34655316
Only degenerates do

Please tell me you boys have seen this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HagRO06SfM

>>34655280
I'm sorry but if you were working in a high class environment like me, and were due to inherit a 200k house, then you'd feel superior too.

>>34655326
Stop shilling your shitty videos and fuck off

>>34655300
>>34655172
>>34655214
You've ruined your palettes by consuming too much bitter tasting foods, probably alcohol or cigarettes.
It happens to most adults.

>>34655352
Tastes naturally dampen as you get older

You still have the palate of a child.

>>34655383
Incorrect. As with other sense such as hearing and sight, taste degrades over time and this is accelerated by a poor diet.

>>34655300
I've been a crisps lad since like 15. They're just far superiour.

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>>34653956
>monster munch
>god tier
OUT

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>>34655488
I've got a whole folder of these images but I never use them

pretty sure a lot of the translations are just memes

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>>34652697
I was lazy today
Feel a bit fragile, not sure if its the weird sleeping pattern or the booze.

Not too fond of being poor desu lads. Council breathing down my neck. Not too fond at all. Not been paid for January yet, so things are looking a bit dicey.

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>>34655515
Thats the charm of them though

Cleaned my bedroom, now I'm having a quick celebratory spliff before changing my bedsheets and taking a shower

>productive day

>>34654730
In my own home, I'm not gonna wear it outside lad r u kidding

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>it's another anon wakes up with a banging head, absolutely dehydrated and bursting for a piss episode

need to lay off the sauce lads

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>>34655414
>He thinks enjoying choccie and soda is a sophisticated palate
heh

>>34655135
>60-70 bongers per week on my food shopping

Jesus Christ anon, what are you, made of money? I rarely go over 28 GBP/week and feel bad when I do, and I exclusively eat ready-meals which aren't at all the most economical choice.

>>34655563
You seem to be misunderstanding and getting quite upset. I was merely explaining why your tastes change, not describing my own.

>>34655526
Don't worry lad I'm in the same boat, except I can't get bennies so literally living on nothing

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Got a bag of these on the go, lads

>>34655526
I'm sorry but as I work in a high class call center these days I can't relate at all.

>>34655621
phwoarrr nice one mate

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>>34655621
why are your lays called walkers lad

>>34655529

I've never understood this ''meme'' of an anime girl with some chinglish

>>34655652
Why are your walkers called lays

>>34655647

Thanks, pal. Pretty R A R E crisps in my experience

>>34655541
I used to do the exact same thing, smoked weed after cleaning to celebrate and left changing the sheets until last.

>tfw when I smoked and couldn't be bothered changing the sheets afterwards

>>34655607
Wish I made enough at work that I didn't need the bennies desu. Need to get another/ a third job I reckon. Piecework is too unreliable and unpredictable. Impossible to have an idea of what one week to the next is going to look like, or whether there'll be anything for you.

>>34655652

They're made in Leicester mate, we'll call them whatever we like.

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>>34655580
>and I exclusively eat ready-meals

Change this, now!

>>34655652
wh-who is this semen demon? he does things to me

>>34655678
it's a girl faggot

>>34655581
You're the one making stuff up lad just because you think olives taste yucky. Seems to me you're the one who is upset because he doesn't get it.