just get me off this ride, having brown eyes is the worst fate

Many delicious foods are brown. Blue is the color of water and I'm sure everyone would prefer a nice hunk of chocolate cake over a glass of water.

hey, atleast you're diverse

>>39049148
>Blue is the color of water
you special ed?

>>39049118
dark brown eyes look innocent and warm

unless you're really good looking blue eyes are nothing special and/or look austic.

>>39049209
Blue eyes: Add 2 points to your 1/10 rating.

>>39049148
water isn't blue retard

blue is the color of sonic the hedgehog so gladly i don't have blue eyes

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>>39049148
>Blue is the color of water
Is this american education at work?

>>39049284
>tfw britcuck has only seen the Atlantic

Look, American education is bad but the Pacific is Blue, the Atlantic is Green.

>>39049326
and water is clear

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brown is the color of chocolate

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>>39049148
>Blue is the color of water

nice

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>>39049148
>blue is the colour of water

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>tfw lying to myself that i have honey eyes

>>39049118
women prefers men with darker features

I wish I wasn't a shitskin. I really do.

>>39049148
>Blue is the color of water

Off yourself.

>>39049118
eye color is pretty trivial
>t. blue eyed master race

>>39050015
Complete bullshit, unless you're a full on nigger with a BBC.

>>39049118
I have really nice blue eyes and still get nowhere with women.

I don't know why you're bitching.

>not having completely black pupils
blue eyes are pleb tier

>>39049118
But my eyes are pure blue

>>39050204
>women don't interpret tanned skin and dark hair as a sign of masculinity
just because they don't like poo in the loos doesn't mean they don't find this trait preferable all other things being equal

>>39050167
me too brother. me to.

>>39049118
Why are green eyes never mentioned in this?

>>39049118

Yep, dark eyes are completely boring, there's no catching point to focus on them.

>>39050377
I like them.

Probably just because I like middle eastern girls.

Probably because the girl I love is middle eastern.

>>39049148
Not sure why everyone is calling you retarded, large amounts of water are actually a touch blue and its a pretty common adjective to describe it. Thats mob mentality for you, le post me in the screencap x)))!

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>>39049203
>>39049236
>>39049284
>>39049869
>>39049912
but water is blue you sillyheads

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>>39049118
Hey wait hold up OP, many hispanics have dark brown eyes as the one pictured above. And, unlike whites, hispanics are usually pretty consistent in attractiveness. If you're white you're either drop-dead gorgeous and without flaw, or you're the human equivalent of an impacted molar.

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>almost everyone in my extended family has vibrant blue eyes
>mine are a dull, dead gray

One of dozens of genetic short straws I drew.

>>39049118
>redhair
>brown cuck
>look at eyes
>noticible green tint
Im so so heppy

>>39049118
I know you are talking about your appearance here OP, but when I comes to women, I actually prefer nice, soft, brown eyes. The only girl I ever went a date on(inb4 normie reeeee, I'm cyborg at best. Date didn't go anywhere and ended in awkward silence over lack of common interests) had cute brown eyes.

I have green eyes with a hint of yellow and they are the only attractive feature about me

>>39050596
The entire population of Peru looks like my fucking taint, dude.

On what fucking planet are Hispanics universally attractive?

>>39050596
>And, unlike whites, hispanics are usually pretty consistent in attractiveness.
No they aren't. You just have bunch of unattractive MESTIZOS and a few good looking ones. The good looking often look closer to their white ancestors too.

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>>39051266
Pretty much all Hispanic people from any rural part of central or South America looks like a fucking alien.

>>39051315
Those are natives.

>>39049148
isn't summer over already? kill yourself

>>39051266
colombian women are my favorite, except the darkies.
t. mexican

>>39050207
In my class there was a blue eyed faggot with huge dark eyelashes.
He got all the stacies.
He wasn't even a Chad. He was just cute

>>39050757
Grey is more rare than blue anon. Be glad ur eyes are beautiful.

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>>39050189
Gosh guyz why would anyone call water blue?

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>>39050316
the super fit white guy with blue eyes is the true chad

>>39049148
>Blue
That's the flouride man

>>39049148
>brown eyed intelligence

I'm trying the honey in eyes trick, I'll let you robots know in a few weeks if it works!

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>>39049118
Depends on which type of brown eyes. Anyway, if they're brown you're not white.

>>39050757

grey here, it looks good when i wear grey

>>39049118
I like mine though. They're yellow/orange-ish and sparkle a lot in natural light.

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>>39050274
anons eyes IRL

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>>39049233
lol not really

sorry to burst your buble

>>39052092
ooga booga nooga trooga boooba

>>39049118
I have brown eyes but I also have speckled corneas so I guess its not the worst fate

>>39051289
>durr they're mostly white
>hurr they look white
you fags say that about every attractive non-white person though, hispanics are basically what rich white people PAY to look like

>>39052111
He's having a panic attack someone call for help

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>>39049148
Brown is the color of toilet water XD XD XD

>Special snowflakes saying they have 'hazel' eyes

No you dumb non-white mudskin, you have brown eyes and are a mongrel fuck.

I am never going to procreate with a woman who has brown eyes.

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>>39052117
No, idiot. Hispanics look white because Conquistador from spain fucked so many of their moms.

100% natural hispanics are shitskins.

>>39052117
'Hispanic' includes everything from white to black to native. What you are talking about are Mestizos, who are half white half native + a little black.
The mestizos who are models and actors are the white looking one. Of course in a group with 50% white genes, some will look more white than others.

>>39052350
The mestizos are the only hot ones. The others have bodies AND eyes colored like shit.

>>39052327
you're never going to procreate with a woman ever, no on gives a fuck you turbo autist
>>39052344
1. They don't all have spaniard genetics
2. Spaniards were already pretty mixed with middle eastern when that happened
3. Even mestizos don't look white, they're basically their own race you dumb cumskin. When you see pasty disgusting latinos with recessive cuck genes then you can say they look white, till then fuck off

>>39052406
Pure natives are quite rare, and a pure native from North America is different than a pure native from South America.

>>39052517
Except for arctic peoples, the native americans are all very closely related.

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>>39052495
Jessica Alba did DNA testing and she was mostly European. 87%.
She is considered a mestizo though, and probably what you have in mind when you talk about them.

>>39049118
brown eyes are amazing anon

>>39049284
sauce on picture?

also I didn't know the r9k bot was still a thing

>>39052517
I'm trying to say that only latinos with a ton of white blood can be hot and the others are disgusting shitskins.

>>39052117
You know that only white trash people tan, right? Fucking guidos and hebes? Trailer park retards? Or fucking French Canadians?
Real whites can't actually tan and don't generally try.

>>39052669
>Hey guyz look at all the Scots and Norwegians at the tanning salon!

You have to understand that many people's idea of what "rich white people" like to do is skewed by what they know about what *rich New York kikes* do.

Poor dumb shitskins, mistaking Real Housewives hymies for actual rich white people!

>>39052669
I live in Denmark, and most white people have 'Alpine' skin tone, which means they get a light bronze skin tone after exposure to sunlight. The 'Nordic' skin type is rare with blondes, and mostly found in gingers and people with red-brown hair.

>>39052669
>>39052750
what the actual fuck are you retards talking about? All white want beautiful bronzed skin, a skin they either pay for in a tanning both or that the sun gives them for free in return for their youth..poor cumskins. That and their cave genetics are the reason being 30 years old in white years is like being 60 in non-white years in terms of looks.
>>39052564
she's not, no one ever considered her latina.
Salma hayek is about as white as a true latina can be.

>>39052951
>All white want beautiful bronzed skin
Maybe on the fucking Jersey shore they do.

Nobody from north of the Loire can actually "tan", Jose. Our friend from Denmark thinks that the wind-blown look his compatriots get is somehow a "tan", and it's just not. Your average American wop would think that the darkest "Alpine" was just released from solitary confinement at Alcatraz.

>>39050358
Green eyes are an effeminate characteristic, as demonstrated in this paper https://uni.hi.is/apalsson/files/2011/10/PM_NG07.pdf

>>39053044
i didn't say they could tan cledus, i said they WANT to tan. Any white person can get a spray tan, most can tan if they try hard enough. No one finds pale skin attractive not even whites, "alpine" skin is entry level to beautiful tan skin that nearly all whites want

>>39053209
I don't know any non-guinea or non-kike who wants to tan.
Some people inadvertently tan, as part of some other activity, like golf or tennis - but only trash set out to get a tan.
Maybe it's different in California, but I don't consider Californians white any more...not even if they're Swedes.

does the brown being light makes it less worse?

>>39053209
nah tan skin on whites is a jewish plot to give us all skin cancer. People want healthy-looking skin, and considering whites evolved in a dark environment, tan=bad skin

>>39049203
>>39049236
>>39049284
>>39049869
>>39049912
>>39050189
Water is literally blue you morons.

Where do grey eyes stand?

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>>39049148
>water is blue
>food analogy
c'mon m8

>>39049148
You know what anon? This actually made my day. Thanks, keep up the positive attitude <3

>>39052327
>I am never going to procreate
Fixed that for you.

>>39053199
Did zhe just assume my gender?

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I fucking wish my blue eyes would work like a pussy magnet but they don't. Literally the only good genetic straw I've got compared to the other shit.

>>39054372
Works better than nothing

>>39049118
>arguing over blue vs brown
Basically arguing over shit-tier vs shit-tier.
Beautiful green eyed master race, reporting in.

>>39053559
Water is blue, you stupid fuck.

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>>39054647
water is clear you moron

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>>39049869
>>39049284
>>39049912
>>39053559

Are weebs the biggest example of Dunning-Kruger in the world? So fucking stupid yet so fucking arrogant know-it-alls.

>>39055525
Iunno i cant see the bottom of the ocean you nigger

>>39049203
the sky is blue sometimes
therefore water is blue, if only sometimes

>>39052077
don't get your eyes tattooed please

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>>39049148
>DUDE WE'RE SO SMART AND PEDANTIC LMAO

this is why you are all virgins

>>39055774
wasnt the sky color some purple color that the human eye cant see and passes it for blue??

>>39055774
Even without the sky pure water is blue.

>>39055895
I wouldn't know. Here's some stuff to look at.

>People with tritanopia (commonly known as blue-yellow color blindness) may see the sky as green instead of blue due to absence of blue cones in their eyes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:You_don%27t_need_to_cite_that_the_sky_is_blue
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:You_do_need_to_cite_that_the_sky_is_blue
>people even more autistic than us arguing about citing whether the sky is blue

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you plens should die

i'm white 6'4 with greenish blue eyes and i'm not ugly and a virgin AMA

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I'm green though

>>39056096
Anglo tier post
Reminder that George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were both gingers

>>39056096
Albert Einstein also had brown hair and brown eyes.

>>39049284
t. yurocuck
New Zealander here, water is blue you pathetic cuck
Water is pale blue, but with enough quantity of water the human eye can see the colour of water easily

>>39056144
What are your thoughts on /r9k/?

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>>39056096
wow completely accurate post mate good job

>>39049203
Fucking retard. Water emits blue light in the same way glass emits green light; that's why indoor pools are blue and the edges of full-glass tables are tinted green. Just because it looks clear when you have a tiny amount doesn't mean it literally has no color.

>>39056794
don't really have any

>>39056817
get a load of Sven over here!

>>39049148
fatass detected TOP KEK

>>39056817

t. buttblasted atheist school shooter

>>39055525
>Water is clear
>Posts a blue-tinted picture
Water is only clear in small amounts. If you had a gigantic wall of water in front of you and someone shined a light through it, the wall would turn blue.

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>>39049148
>water is blue
holy shit this nigga

>>39049118
At least mine are green.

>>39053398
water is see through, the ocean is blue because that large amount of water reflects the sky, and the sky is blue because of light refraction you fucking morons

>>39049236
>>39049284
>>39049869
>>39050189
>>39051884
>>39051905
>>39056902
As much as I hate replying to multiple posts in a thread, it had to be done:

http://www.whyzz.com/why-is-water-clear

>>39056919
No water is blue retard.
You could literally google this but you're too stupid to even do that.

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>>39056919
INDOOR. POOLS. ARE. FUCKING. BLUE.

How does this never cross anyone's mind?

>>39056932
the link you sent literally proves me right.

>>39056932
Except it's not clear it's blue. You're link is wrong.
From the Journal of Chemical Education:
https://www.dartmouth.edu/~etrnsfer/water.htm

>>39056919
>yurocuck education
Water is blue in indoor pools as well

>>39051315
those features are Asiatic, they are not unattractive
>are we not going to mention that cute af alpaca?

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and what about green water?

>>39049148
>Blue is the color of water
no its not
>I'm sure everyone would prefer a nice hunk of chocolate cake over a glass of water
alrighty

>>39052327
Or blue. Or green. Or grey.

>>39056948
>How does this never cross anyone's mind?

Nothing crosses the mind of any retards who browse this board

>>39057044
When the water is not pure depending on what's in it it will shift the absortion and make it more green.

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brown water is my favorite to swim in

>>39056998
>>39057011
HOLY SHIT. Read the fucking link you absolute morons. The link is about why it's clear *in small amounts*. The article states multiple times that water is, in fact, blue.

>>39057096
reminds me of Rio 2016

>>39057104
It just says pools are blue then talks about how water's electrons don't interact much making it seem like it's clear. He also doesn't explain why it's blue at all which is unique.
>To our knowledge the intrinsic blueness of water is the only example from nature in which color originates from vibrational transitions. Other materials owe their colors to the interaction of visible light with the electrons of the substances. Their colors may originate from resonant interactions between photons and matter such as absorption, emission, and selective reflection or from non-resonant processes such as Rayleigh scattering, interference, diffraction, or refraction, but in each case, the photons interact primarily or exclusively with electrons. The details of the mechanism by which water is vibrationally colored will be discussed in the paragraphs which follow.

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>>39057176
Huh. That's actually pretty cool.

Sorry I got all worked up

"it's hazel.."
originally

>>39049148
I don't care what you all say, this is the perfect bait to derail threads like these

>>39055550

They are. Anyone who watches anime on a regular basis is guaranteed to be both a fucking retard and extremely self indulgent and arrogant at the same time.

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>>39057229
It okay fren.

>hazelfags try to argue it's different to brown
always gets a laugh outa me

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>>39057383
I have what I'd consider hazel eyes, and they're green with specs of light orange. I don't see how they would be brown.

>>39049118
Speak for yourself, I appreciate my eyes being dark brown, makes me look soulless, a good warning for any normie that wants to look me in the eye.

>>39049118
you're fucking pathetic -- stab your eyes out

>>39049118
No having poor orbits and negative canthal tilt is worse. There are models with brown eyes you stupid frog poster.

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>>39055747
Quality post hahaha

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I have brown eyes, but they're so fucking dark that I look like a mii character

>>39049118
-Blue eyes=disgusting fungal infection=parasite

-Brown eyes=beautiful shade of a tree's trunk=life

Think of it this way nigger.

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Im blue dabade dabada
Any other blues?

who cares dude lol

I have these blueish greenish eyes that basically just look like murky greenish water, like in a lake or something

>>39049118
>not having blue/ green eyes
brownfags, when will they learn

>everyone else wants blue or green eyes for aesthetic
I just want em for that sweet, sweet, night vision

>>39049148
hahahahaha retard. Wateris pink dumbo

>>39056096
I know this is a full retard cherrypicking list but
>breivik not in god tier

>>39052495

>Spaniards were already pretty mixed with middle eastern

This will turn into an hour long debate with link and picture posting if I engage in it again but please trust me when I say that that is a meme and Spaniards are brown because they evolved in one of the hottest regions on earth (yes, relatively speaking it's one of the hottest places where people live) and are European and genetically much closer to a German than an African.

>>39049118
>false color image of space
mmkay.

>>39049148
This anon trying to be nice and u be roasting him, baka guys.
Inb4 what did u expect we're r9k


Anon if you're reading this God bless ya man

>>39061481

night vision?

>>39061865
Lighter eyes are more light-sensitive I believe, so they would see a little better in the dark

>>39062987

I thought they were the same except brown eyes were technically objectively superior in function because they had more light protection

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>>39051959
>>39052327
>Siblings and father have blue eyes
>I have brown eyes
>Therefore they're white and I'm not, even though I also have the blue eye gene

>>39063357

That's literally the case with me and everyone says my sister and dad are white whereas I'm not. I was also born with darker skin.

>>39063407
How does it feel not being white and the fact that /pol/ would genocide you right now?

>>39063429

/pol/ sometimes says I'm white and sometimes says I'm not.

>>39063407
How dark?

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*turns on the tap*

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>>39063759

I think I am white desu

>>39063179
Its just that the colors make them take in different amounts of light, so its protection in a way i guess, they are both suited for their respective environments. I also heard somewhere blue eyes reduce snow-blindness risk, but that one i can barely find anything about.