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>>626562
He's a vegan pussy who makes whaling vessels smell funny. Now go away.

>>626567
Go fuck yourself. I'll stay just so I can piss you off out of spite.

He's a faggot and a retard. If you're going to be an eco-terrorist, do it right. Not that I disagree or agree with him. My ex loves whales and I watched the show because she talked about it. The show was absolutely horrible. It's a noble idea, in its own way, but it's so stupidly done it blew my mind.

Like I said: do it right.

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>>642299
>things like mass slaughter of animals or mass graves in Syria


Your brain is infected with a mental virus created by a very clever marketing team from P3TA.
You are no longer a good human being.
Please seek treatment.

>>642299
admirable pursuit, good sir

through the Lord all things are possible

>>642299
perhaps OP intends to be a noble journalist? lulz

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>>641071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPBanpX1fLk

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>>641071

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>>641089

He's okay if you can get past his religious thing. I don't pay attention to it.

Apparently he used to be a big prepper nut with another channel but switched when he made people angry, but I dont have the links..

As anything with youtube, take it with a grain of salt.

Based on the fact that homesteading in America is so contrived it is crinegworthy I can barely stand to watch his videos.

>>640888

Oh look....This thread....again.

Backpack
Tent
Sleeping pad
Sleeping bag
Stove+Fuel
Lighter
Spork
Knife
Water bottles/bladder
Water purification
Headlamp/flashlight
Clothes
Trowel
Money+credit/debt card
Water+Food

+a few months with no responsibilities

>>640681
>Trowel
For what?

>>640686
Digging a hole to poop in

And while I dont think this is the type of board to go there, while I am at it no I am not trying to force myself into their family or some shit. I give them squirrel tails all the time.

A nice shovel, boots, rc car, airsoft or paintball gun, work gloves. What state do you live in?

>>640776
RC cars are cheap now, and they can have a lot of fun with.

What about a cheap tent? They're cheap at walmart. Maybe they'd just sleep outside one night with their dad, or just pitch it up in the yard and pretend camp. They're pretty young to really enjoy it properly, but never too young to start.

>>640325
ffs, not a prepper I can just live off my camping food for like a month and a half.

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Bullets and toilet paper is all I need.

>>640362
lol

i have 156 rolls in my house

>>640354
that's pretty cool! what constitutes camping food to you? dry and canned goods?

>>640006
Closest sport is Bi-athalon.
Closest I can get to Bi-athalon in any real measure in AZ is Summer Bi-athalon.

> Basically, running around inna desert and taking breaks to shoot stuff.
> If it moves, kill it!

Kinda fun!

>>640006
I snowshoe around in January sometimes snaring and shooting snowshoe hares. Yes, yes, I have snowshoes and the rabbits are snowshoes too!

>>640930
The irony is not wasted on me, anon.

>>639370
Is this some Google translate snafu?

>>639370
>Useless Conway

>>639370
From the things I've read about that place, you'll either love it or hate both it and him with every fiber of your being.

The man doesn't seem to generate much middle ground.

>>638619
I could totally see you combining your green thumb with your cooking background and making some sort of restaurant or business selling food that you grow and cook. Reminds me of this place I visited in Rotterdam.

http://www.uitjeeigenstad.nl/

>>638624

I always loved stuff like that, but things like that require start up money, and I have student loan payments. Maybe an idea for the future.

Probably the only thing you are qualified for with those degrees is sucking dick. Find a chain link fence you and your girl on one side and the protein generators on the other.

Having sex in a hammock its hard and uncomfortable

>>638246
I'm not having sex with her... I guess.

>>638249
I will do it for you, buddy. What's her name?

>>638221
Also, the reasoning for the Double Moment is that it has a fully separate rainfly and the roof of the interior component is solid. Their other tents are either single wall or the interior has a mesh roof.

I'm not really concerned about weight, since even the heaviest tarptents are still pretty light. The biggest limiting factor is probably making sure that I have sufficient room to set it up in the woods.

How come outdoor people dont just make temp lodging out of branchs and sticks? Why use tents?

>>638298
Presumably it's a matter of convenience.

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next picture: a monarch landed on my arm while i was digging out a water riser underneath a home.

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just gonna dump some shit as i run into it.

my old 1997 dodge 1500 hunk of shit.

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funny to find toads still active in mid november.

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grab a coal with two sticks
place on surface you want to carve
blow on coal to make it burn hotter
let it work for you
clean with the tip of your knife/axe

>>635196
With a hatchet. Is it bad for the cutting edge? Maybe a little, it dulls the blade some; a few seconds with a puck and it's right back to sharp.

>>635197
This guy knows how to make a bowl. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbnj4sEgks

Why wouldn't you just bring normal food?

Who the fuck would want to eat that?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>632630

You needn't know the details dumbfuck, but long story short, I need rations due to their affordability/durability and longetivity of the trip.

You should definitely try it before going out, its the worst kind of food you can imagine.

there are basicly 2 kinds of rations emergency and survival rations

as in its name its for emergencies and/or survival situations it gives you calories and nutrition and will keep you alive but thats it.

to consume emergency rations you need water

>it taste bad, precisely it taste like cardboard

>its dry and i mean really really, you have to drink 2 liters of water to eat 1 havenly dehydrated cracker and you still fart dust dry

>emergency rations are cubes made of fat, protein and carbs you can consume them unprepared (very yukky), as a mush (very yukky) or as a soup (very yukky).

#survival rations are only carbs and will only give you power so you will still be hungry. they can be consumed with little or no water.

there i no such thing like the best they are all bad. I only used military rations never tried the fancy NRG stuff.

You can get them quite cheap from surplus stores etc.