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So my gym has banned Jaffa cakes because people were leaving chocolate finger stains on the equipment. What's a good alternative?

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ITT : goal physiques

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Hey, fatbro here, really intimidated in Sherbrooke to go lifting. I've gained a lot of confidence losing 100 pounds, but it's so hard to step into a gym.

I have two options : The 20$/month gym that's way more spacious, more shit, trainers, spa, massage and what the fuck have you. The other one is sort of planet fatness, no trainer, nothing, barebones. One gives me access to three gyms, the other one only one.

Question 1 : Which one would you take? I lean toward the second one because I can ask someone the first few time to check my form.

Question 2 : I... is anyone from the area? I just moved there thinking I could get into university, turns out I gotta wait until fall semester next year. I want to get big during that time.

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>mfw i realize the /fit/ gay meme isn't a meme

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Do you know what you're looking at /fit/? Strength. Power. Thats what.

Too many times i've seen this man ridiculed for how he looks but do you honestly think anyone laughs when he reps 315 on the bench? Didn't think so.

Youve become so obsessed with pointless "abs" that you've forgotten the whole reason why we train. To lift heavy fucking weight.

Yeah he may not be able to compete with the likes of Dan Green, but Candito or any other young lifter in his weight class? You bet your ass.

Enjoy your "aesthetics" while you keep wondering why you can only lift babby weight.

TLDR: anti-ss memers BTFO

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>tfw you don't own a house in a cookie cutter family neighborhood with a bunch of housewives watching you mow your lawn and wash your car every weekend

>tfw no professional position at work where you need/can hire a qt 3.14 Asian secretary to call you sir

>tfw no son to take to football practice where all the Moms mire you hard

>tfw no submissive Asian wife that obeys every command because you are a successful alpha male and they don't want to lose you to somebody hotter.

>tfw no pure breed wolf to take to Pet Smart making the cashier want your D as your alpha male wolf goes around sniffing dog pussy.

It's all fun and gains, but you will never have financially made it feels. Remember boys, get those study gains as well as them fit gains. Nothing is worse than a woman's face when she finds out you're a sore loser. Your body can't fix that. You don't want to end up with a woman like pic related.

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>mfw bulking on chicken breast, brown rice and broccoli
What the hell was supposed to be so difficult about this again?

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Why shouldn't I fap? I want to try to stop but want to know what I'd gain.

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>Saturday night
>All my friends are away at Uni or in the Marine Corps
>Stuck home at Community College
>About to go to the gym and hit chest/back for the 2nd time this week
>feelsbadman.jpg

Saturday night feels? Whether it be good or bad.

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Craig Golias, 6'3" and 325 pounds... He won the LA bodybuilding Championships a few years back... uses social media to promote his supplement line.

Now, with a most bodybuilders you can assume tiny penis, and or manlet stature.

So they compensate for this by adding as much muscle as humanly possible, and think it will bring them girls.

But this guy, this guy here (and I cannot post pictures here) has a Giant dick, and is 6'3", so he just made it out of manlet mode.

He's also not into real dudes, but Pre-Op trannies on girly hormonas.

Why then does he feel the need to be a roidzilla? Was he abused as a child? Does he have nightmares of Pedo Bear? Was he once supper skinny skelly lanky lanklet?

Why would he DO this to himself? His blood pressure is probably 250/175!


You would gain 10 pounds of muscle and Ache and a receeding hairline if he farted in an Elevator with you.

WHY does anyone take it THIS far? WHY?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPGIMCmpfxU

what do we think of vegetarianism?
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>Creating fitness website for Computer Science
>Linked Sticky and 4chan for the dank meemees
>Still need original content ideas
Tell me /fit/ how would you make your own fitness website?

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So /fit/ it turns out I have Hashimoto's disease, a condition in which my immune system attacks my thyroid causing hypothyroidism.

A few of my symptoms are;
>Fatigue
>Weight gain
>Muscle aches, tenderness and stiffness
>Pain and stiffness in my joints
>Muscle weakness

I barely have it in me to function these days let alone lift. I have a home gym and can't do anything anymore. I try to but after just a few reps I'm ready to give in. I've lost all my strength, my muscle and my confidence.

What should I do /fit/ ?

I don't want to give in and just sit around gaining weight and losing muscle. I've been making a lot of progress with myself lately, working to right myself mentally, setting life goals and over coming my anxiety and depression.

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i am not sure if this shit is actually working

who made actual gains?

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>I weighed 338+ lbs on October 10th
>Weighed myself today
>330.6
Aw yiss. It may be a small victory in the grand scheme of things, but I feel very proud of myself today.

Who else making gains?