Okay fit, school me on Clen. I look like a slightly fatter version of the before in related pic. Where do you USliftbros buy it from? How much do you take? Will it make me go bald or make my weiner shrink? Please tell me everything. My state of NM won't let me have ephredrine because of Walter White and I've heard clen is better anyway. Teach me your ways.
>>34982888
I live in NM too brother.
Buying bronkaid here is the same in most states.
Buy a box, have your DYEL friends buy you some too.
Or just go to a traditional Asian/herbal medicine shop and get ephedra and try to roll those dice.
Most don't have it anymore out of fear, but you can still find them if you ask for it.
Where in NM are you?
>>34982888
>look like a slightly fatter version of the before in related pic
lol no u dont
>>34982888
>Those abs
Also, check'd
Is wrapping plastic around your stomach for weight loss an actually thing? My friends say it's legit, but I think it's bullshit
>>34982825
forgot to add, you have it wrapped around you while you exercise, apparently helping you lose more weight due to sweating more. I'm not interested in trying this, just want to settle a debate.
If it seems to good to be true, it probably is.
>>34982825
Its probably the same shit as hemorrhoid cream used to be. People would wrap themselves in plastic with that cream and it would make the skin shrink and make you lose a little water weight.
You mirin? Just squatted 655 lbs @ 190 bodyweight
>>34982725
Miring hard
Natty six months
McCartney was skinnyfat? No?
How do I unlock Paul mode? His vacuum is impressive.
So /fit/, I wanna build mass and have been looking to do 5x5. I have access to dumbbells, a ez bar, bench press, pec fly and some thigh shit that's attached to my bench but I don't have a squat rack so I can't squat or ohp what should I do instead?
>>34982684
you should sign up for a gym membership and squat desu
>>34982684
Power clean your barbell to do your The Press, and can work for squats as well
Or, sumo squat with your dumbbells
>>34982722
im a poorfag waiting to start work atm, what should I do in the meantime
Why are americans so small? I'm 186cm(6'1') and no1 told me i'm tall(more like average) until i went to the USA. Even here people say 5'8'' is a good height
>>34982601
*1776 american revolution
I'm 6'1" and don't understand why people call me tall either. To me if you aren't 6'3" or taller, you are a manlet. Feels bad man.
>>34982601
the "american man" is now 20% hispanic and 7.5% asian
> lifting for 6 months, still skelly
> start SS
> only used dumbells previously due to waiting times on barbell, made it up to 34Kg press
> Ok, let's try find BP 1RM
> 90Kg 4 reps
> No spot so left it there
Why the fuck does my chest look still like this? (Favourable lighting) Help plz
Stats
6ft 1
74Kg
>>34982467
eat
>>34982467
because Jezas wants you to be his bitch
>>34982467
nice gyno
Anyone got the updated picture of this? The one with the black routine on the side.
Also, general routine thread I guess.
bump
checke the archive here
this meme routine has been discussed atleast 500 times in the last week
>doing a routine made up by some faggot on 4chan
are you retarded op?
How long would it take for me to get a body like this?
At least 2
>>34982363
about 1.5 years including a good handful of 500mg test p/w blasts.
>>34982363
Probably a few sessions of plastic surgery
Post gym stories when you were a total BOSS
>At the gym, feeling good
>It's deadlift day
>Load up one plate, two plates
>finally load up three
>Take deep breath and reel that sucker up 5 (five) times.
>Little boy walks by and says to his milf mom "wow mom look how strong that man is!"
>she smirks at me, make the little guy's day.
Pic related. And /fit/ said 3 plates wasn't strong.
>the most I've ever deadlifted is 2 plate for a single
>been lifting for well over half a year now
why don't I just kill myself?
>>34982394
Because you can keep going anon. Your journey isn't over. It's just begun.
>>34982517
As dumbledorf once said, "death is a great misadventure"
POST THOSE SUCCESS STORIES!
succesfully amputated a hand?
>decide to lose weight
>diet (bananas for breakfast, no lunch, whatever i want for dinner)
>loss 16lbs in 2months (182 to 166)
probably lost more as i need to make another hole in my belt (inch around my waist) and started lifting weights now too.
lost 32 kgs over the past year thanks to knowing how calories work
How large do you think these biceps are?
>>34982224
Better angle
>>34982234
I don't know but this nigga making me wish I was gay.
>>34982224
15-16 inches
>You say you're taking a "rest day"?
>>34982210
Arnie would make a great Red Skull now.
>>34982210
yes
unfortunately im not a roiding cheater like you
>>34982442
But why aren't you at least laying bricks and making money?
Welcome to Strongman General /SMG/
>let's make this a thing again edition
The purpose of this thread is to become a better strength athlete were that is to compete or to just better yourself.
>Log press guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZJYpZTGPFk
>Axle C&P guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAOypXSUo0c
>how to lift atlas stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-FQ4DyrU4c
Post Pr's, ask for advice, talk about the future of the sport, or general strongman banter.
Shameless self bump
>>34981977
Oh boy a new /smg/. I hope this one will last more than ten minutes, but I doubt it will.
everytime i log press my shoulders buckle for some reason i tried several logs but then die, what do? Sorry for english not my first language
So will the One Punch work out kill you or be effective?
- 100 push ups
- 100 sit ups
- 100 squats
- 10km run
Every single day.
Was actually thinking of doing it
>Doing 100 of something just because of the number 100.
Is any of this weighted cause if not then the only thing that seems hard is the 10km run mainly cause I hate running
is this pinnacle of male aesthetic?
ZLATAN ZINGARO
>>34981949
he has the most elite genetics,so yes
no, this is.