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>go to the gym today
>guy doing OHP in the squat rack

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>walking down street after gym
>group of girls in a circle on sidewalk
>catch one of their eyes
>continue walking towards them
>they all turn and look at me simultaneously
>have headphones in but not connected to anything as usual
>overhear one say "yea he's pretty hot"
>start walking faster
>make it home in no time
>post story on east Pakistani bullfighting advice column

How has the gym improved your social lives?

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>don't work as hard as non-obese workers, puts a burden on the other workers which is bad for morale
>they have a messy or flat out unsanitary work space, again-bad for morale
>if they're full time, usually not- they usually can only work a day or two then get the rest of their money from obama, they cost the comany insurance more
>they miss more work due to health issues which stresses our the rest of the staff
>lets just pretend obesity in itself isn't disgusting to look at, they're never well bathed and their clothing doesn't fit which is unprofessional and looks bad to the clients
>they smell bad, disgusts clients, bad for morale
>they constantly break office chairs, one guy has broken 2 in the 4 months ive been with the company

story time:

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There is a 5'8 literal 400 lbs man that works part time at my company(he's about to get fired im told as soon as someone else can eat his hours). He's also 44 and lives with his parents. When the supervisor can't reach his cellphone, he calls his parents to wake him up. Yes, this 44 y/o man's parents actually get calls from his boss.

In 4 months he has NEVER not shown up with a full bag of burger king which usually contains 2 double whoopers, 20 nuggets, a large fry, and the silo-size of dr pepper. He usually brings in a 6 pack of dr pepper as well which he pours into the silo as it gets low. It gets better...this isn't enough food to sustain him for 8 hours, he sits in the security guard house and tries to stop cars and get them to go pick up more food for him. Usually more burger king. When his silo of dr pepper gets too watery, he pours it barely out of the guardhouse door. At one point it attracted a lot of bees which kept stinging him(which was funny as fuck because 1)he deserves it 2)he's too fat to move to avoid the bees

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Powerblock vs Ironmaster adjustable dumbbells

Which one is better and why?

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>TFW suppose to be cutting
>Instead Im lifting 5-6 times a week and eating way too much

why is cutting so fucking hard

I keep going ham on pizza and cookies and "making up for it" but lifting as hard as possible

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I am currently doing Jason Blaha's 5x5 program for beginners and I am experiencing a lot of pain on my lower back while doing the barbell row. Should I substitute the barbell row or fix the problem at hand. My form on the lift is fine and I have not experienced this before. It has only occurred recently and has been going on for the past 3 weeks

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Which candies are best for sneaking at the gym?

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My dad watches trap porn.

To makes this fit related, I want to kill myself.

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>that guy that is clearly depressed between sets

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Post your lifting your lifting tunes. Any gay techno/EDM will be disregarded.

I'll start with the god tier of breaking PR's- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YQSGoAdaVk

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>wake up today feeling good
>walk to the gym for the first time ever to keep the positive feeling going
>half the gym turns and looks at me
>stiffly walk over to the sign in counter
>before I can open up my mouth the guy says "Ok..lets see your member I.D"
>I scramble looking for my wallet
>"maybe its in your gym bag that you put behind you on the chair" he says
>"haha yeahh your right" I say
>The fucking chair falls over as I try to grab my bag from it
>Everyone in the gym looks directly at me, literally pausing mid sets
>hand over my moms id to the guy at the counter
>he looks back and forth at me and the id
>"This isn't you" he says
>"Well yeah, it's my moms but it says she can bring a friend"
>"actually that's only for accompanied minors. Your mom would need to be with you"
>"how old are you even" he asks
>turning 27 next week" I say
>he looks at me out of pity
>"well look, seeing as its your birthday soon I'll let you off"
>He hands it back
>I juggle the I.d then it falls on to the ground
>think to my self that I'm such a fuck up I can't even go to a gym correctly
>At this point I don't even want to do cardio
>I walk over to the weights instead
>Think that while I'm here I should try to talk to people and make friends
>spot a group of 3 guys and 2 girls
>walk up to them and say "Hi hello there, my name is anon"
>The girls look at the chads
>One Chad says with a smirk "uh hi there bud, are you lost?"
>I say "Haha noo, I am just looking for some buddies to train with"
>one of the Stacy's busts out laughing "I have to go to the bathroom" she says
>I say "safe travels"
>Her friends "I really can't take this weirdo anymore, lets leave"
>they all agree to leave
>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"
>They leave
>I sit on a benchpress staring at the wall for an hour just thinking
>Finally leave
Why can't I act like a normal human? What did I do wrong guys?

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Anyone have an opinion on Allmax products? The deal is pretty tempting, but if the product is shit there's no sense in wasting my money

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Can we have a progress thread for lifting? I just started and I need some inpiration cuz I'm shit and can't do deadlifts or squats

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Need good meal ideas. This was my dinner, am I on the right track?