When I become a supervisor, I'm firing every obese employee

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>don't work as hard as non-obese workers, puts a burden on the other workers which is bad for morale
>they have a messy or flat out unsanitary work space, again-bad for morale
>if they're full time, usually not- they usually can only work a day or two then get the rest of their money from obama, they cost the comany insurance more
>they miss more work due to health issues which stresses our the rest of the staff
>lets just pretend obesity in itself isn't disgusting to look at, they're never well bathed and their clothing doesn't fit which is unprofessional and looks bad to the clients
>they smell bad, disgusts clients, bad for morale
>they constantly break office chairs, one guy has broken 2 in the 4 months ive been with the company

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There is a 5'8 literal 400 lbs man that works part time at my company(he's about to get fired im told as soon as someone else can eat his hours). He's also 44 and lives with his parents. When the supervisor can't reach his cellphone, he calls his parents to wake him up. Yes, this 44 y/o man's parents actually get calls from his boss.

In 4 months he has NEVER not shown up with a full bag of burger king which usually contains 2 double whoopers, 20 nuggets, a large fry, and the silo-size of dr pepper. He usually brings in a 6 pack of dr pepper as well which he pours into the silo as it gets low. It gets better...this isn't enough food to sustain him for 8 hours, he sits in the security guard house and tries to stop cars and get them to go pick up more food for him. Usually more burger king. When his silo of dr pepper gets too watery, he pours it barely out of the guardhouse door. At one point it attracted a lot of bees which kept stinging him(which was funny as fuck because 1)he deserves it 2)he's too fat to move to avoid the bees