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>>37752311
>the man
check your privilege faggot

>>37752311
>heroin
>stimulant

I dare you to do some heavy squats after shooting up

>>37752323
The lifts were easier to complete because I didn't feel the burn in the muscles. I did throw up violently immediately aftern bench press tho

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>>37752115
>he has a full time job that'd physically taxing
>he pays for his own place to live instead of mooching off of his parents
>he has a girlfriend he stays up watching netflix wit even though he has to wake up at 4:45am for work
>he's criticized by neckbeards for needing caffeine to work out 6 days a week

I'm a nurse and spend most of my days on my feet. You're god damn right I need stimulants to work out. I'd snap my shit up due to not focusing enough during squats if I didn't.

>>37752279
nurses are such bitches
they complain more than anyone
your job is not that hard, go mine coal bitch

>>37752113
You're supposed to eat aswell.

Unless you're 600 pounds, that's whey more protein than your body can absorb in a day.

>12 scoops of whey a day
How retarded are you son?

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>>37751942

Seems like nobody can do a muscle-up in /fit/.

I can do front levers, back levers, and a tuck Planche. Never tried a muscle up before.

Induce lactation. No bullshit.

draw a smile underneath them

Let me suck on em bb :DDDDD

How heavy do your dumbbells get?

>>37751777
15kg each

>>37751759
Is there a reason why you'd not want to use barbells?

>>37751727
>eating potato makes me feel euphoric
Are you Irish by any chance?

>>37751727
>they give me a slow burn euphoric sensation for hours after consumption

Did you mean to attach a picture of LSD instead of sweet potatoes, you fucking weirdo?

>>37751796
I dunno. It just makes me feel really good. It might be the sweetness that makes my body think I just ate a kilo of sugar?

>>37751529
No one cares?

>>37751529

I hate this faux tough guy look, guys like me who know how to fight could snap this guy in half.

>>37751529
Bullshit. Fuck off

Never had need for any, lel

>>37751523
it docent work anon, if it did everyone would have pornstar dicks, accept what you have, its the only thing you can get.

>>37751523

I didn't really do much research. But every now and then I pull on it and squeeze it... When I was younger I did reps with wet towels.. But I heard that causes PE, which I did suffer from so I stopped.

Now don't have PE but still have an average dick... Might do some research to see if the towel reps do work or not. Those were easy to see progress with... I'm too scared to do any real stretching routine because it doesn't sound seem very safe to me....

I only ever remember about my small dink when I look at my erection in a full length mirror (maybe 3-4 times a year?)... Maybe I would have more motivation to grow my dick if I didn't keep forgetting how small and thin it was.


P.S getting big makes your dink look 300% smaller than it really is... My friend always thought he had a bigger dink than me because he is really skinny. I believed it too but one day we just said what the hell lets measure and turns out mine is about half an inch bigger. (can touch his ball sack with my penis without his touching my abdomen, and also can touch his abdomen without him touching my ballsack etc)

So yeah. Best method I have found is to stay at ottermode and never train legs.

>>37751463
Delts
>side raises with milk/water jugs

Traps
>find something heavy, shrug it

Calves
>stand on something with your toes, and do calf raises.

>>37751463
What the fuck are those legs.

>>37751463

Buy a pull-up bar. You'll look weird if you do too many pushups and nothing else, I did that for a long time before I got access to a gym. If you can, also grab a pair of dumbbells, that way you can do farmer's carries, dumbbell ohp / lateral raises, and dumbbell calf raises.

what is that? explain

>>37751313
wut. looks like you put ground meat, broccoli and some cheese on an old piece of pizza.
are you american?

>>37751313
this looks delicious and I expect it to be healthy, so please tell us what is it?

Left

Chocolate because it tastes better. It's almost too easy to go overboard and just keep drinking it up.

I would actually cry if the chocolate one spilled. I would never waste a single drop of that chocolatety goodness

24

If you are fit, you should be "overweight" according to the BMI as muscle is much denser that fat.

OP is a skinny skeltal

>>37751308

I used to run ~5km 3 times a week, but not quite as much lately. I'm on my feet all day at work too. 'tis also hard to get weight back being poor as shit

>>37751161
>concerta

kek

how do you like eating sponges?

>>37751203
I take it normally and last about 7h
Or I suck the outer coating, cut the pill to remove the sponge and remove the waxy coating

>>37751161
I take 5-10 mg adderall and 2 scoops c4 before every lifting session followed by 10 miles on my bike.

>>37751154
Overpriced crap.

bretty good if you're not a poorfag, which is mostly everyone here.

>redpill me