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feels 2016-09-20 20:38:04 Post No.38785753
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feels Anonymous 2016-09-20 20:38:04 Post No. 38785753 [Report] [View this topic]

>getting swole as fuck for gf
>she just goes ahead and cheats on me with this skinny-jeans wearing fuckboi that looks like a full blown fag

what the fuck is wrong with girls man

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 20:39:26 Post No.38785766
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>>38785753
>what the fuck is wrong with girls man

Everything

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>>38785753
>that first sip of the day
is there a better feel?

Anonymous 2016-09-20 20:41:33 Post No.38785789
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>>38785753
Gee, OP, women cheat on millionaires and guys with huge dicks, but I guess your gym PRs must keep bitches faithful, eh?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:22:14 Post No. 38780853 [Report] [View this topic]

myprotein impact

which flavour is least likely to make me kill myself?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:22:56 Post No.38780855
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:22:56 Post No.38780855 [Report]

Just got my first order - chocolate smooth flavor. Its good.

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:24:21 Post No.38780864 [Report]

desu none i had was horrible, but they are too sweet. I buy unflavored and some flavored and mix for best results.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:26:26 Post No.38780881
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>>38780853
i have the strawberry flavor. I drink one scoop with 350 ml water and it tastes pretty good. Milk is obviously better, but then again, do you wanna get fat ?

Anonymous
Jeffs first post since Olympia loss 2016-09-19 22:23:47 Post No.38774686
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Jeffs first post since Olympia loss Anonymous 2016-09-19 22:23:47 Post No. 38774686 [Report] [View this topic]

Will he finally turn in his natty card?

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Isley (ID: !2ySisYPHus) 2016-09-19 22:26:20 Post No.38774706
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Isley (ID: !2ySisYPHus) 2016-09-19 22:26:20 Post No.38774706 [Report]

>finally

Anonymous 2016-09-19 22:27:00 Post No.38774712
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Anonymous 2016-09-19 22:27:00 Post No.38774712 [Report]

i just want to punch that fucking face

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>>38774686
>turn

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 20:32:35 Post No. 38785685 [Report] [View this topic]

It feels like somebody...

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>>38785685
WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 20:35:11 Post No.38785718
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oh boy

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/mag/ 2016-09-20 18:23:52 Post No.38784289
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/mag/ Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:23:52 Post No. 38784289 [Report] [View this topic]

Martial arts general post stories and techniches

>ill post a story
>been training boxing and muay thai my whole life
>as i got older i became to stocky to box
>go to a BJJ gym
>train for a month
>finnally spar
>pick him up
>lands on my for arm and instantly snapped it
>i now do muay thai

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:49:09 Post No.38784570
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>>38784289
sorry for not contributing the thread, but:
start boxing next month, any advice you could give me in advance? like what to train now to get a smooth start or what my first exercises will be?
thanks

Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:51:11 Post No.38784596
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>>38784289
I inherited my parents storage garage. Turned it into a dojo and teach khmer karate to kids and adults. I have a gold belt after studying with one of the last masters who survived the Cambodian civil war. Some people believe it to be the origins if jjj and bjj. All i can say is that it is very effective.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 20:34:56 Post No.38785715
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>>38784570
Cardio, if you think you're good, I promise you, you're not

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 17:24:14 Post No. 38783658 [Report] [View this topic]

Is flat bench obsolete to incline /fit/?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 17:26:04 Post No.38783675
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 17:26:04 Post No.38783675 [Report]

I've switched to incline recently to try it out, I prefer it.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 17:28:01 Post No.38783694
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>>38783675
Have you noticed differences in development?

Anonymous 2016-09-20 17:30:07 Post No.38783720
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>>38783694
too early to say right now, only changed a couple of weeks ago.

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 06:03:40 Post No. 38778640 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw I've never been invited to a party
>tfw if I was born into a country with party culture like the US or Spain or Brazil I'd atleast be semi-normal
>tfw I was born in fucking Australia where you need to be popular and know people to get invitations

Kill me now /fit/.

To keep this /fit/ness related, what's the objectively best exercise to develop forearms?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 06:07:55 Post No.38778678
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>>38778640

Why do you want to be invited to parties, O(h)P?

Brazilfag here. I absolutely despise parties.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 06:10:05 Post No.38778696
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>>38778678
Another brazilian here.

Zero parties right now, OP. Also, I fucked up in every single party I went, and I think you would too.

We aren't wired the way normies are, parties aren't for us.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 06:11:26 Post No.38778706
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>>38778640
wrist curls first

then farmers walks/deadlifts with overhand grip.

Anonymous
Your weirdest gym moments? 2016-09-18 14:09:47 Post No.38756633
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Your weirdest gym moments? Anonymous 2016-09-18 14:09:47 Post No. 38756633 [Report] [View this topic]

>Last night, show up at gym around 4AM.
>I notice two minivans parked in front.
>Hear indistinct chanting.
>As I enter the gym I realize the chanting is in Arabic.
>10/10 ISIS cosplayer sitting at reception.
>He informs me that he doesn't work there but warmly greets me and grins as he hands me a key.
>Look at mirror in locker room: I have a long brillo-pad beard and am wearing dull-grey plain 3/4-shorts and shirt - Shaver broke and why wear my nice clothes to gym when there are no women at night.
>Enter weight-room: Two other nigh regulars are there:
>Christians mate that super-sets everything with dips is sitting in corner visibly weirded-out.
>Powerlifter is sleeping on leg-curl machine, waking every ten minutes to do smith-machine shrugs like usual.
>Notice there is about half a dozen painters from Abdurahman and sons Inc. repainting the gym.
>Nasheeds intensify shaking old paint chips from walls.
>As I do squats I hear: "Mashallah brother, you are strong."
>Retreat to calisthenic/warm-up area to do chins: Main lights are broken, campy disco lighting flickers in all the colors of the rainbow, mirrors line every wall, close-harmony arabic chanting blares all around, a pink swiss ball falls off rack and starts bouncing around me. Not sure if I'm awake or dreaming at this point.
So what's the weirdest moment/workout you ever had?

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Anonymous 2016-09-18 14:13:20 Post No.38756661
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>went to the gym
>someone talked to me

Anonymous 2016-09-18 14:17:44 Post No.38756695
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>>38756633
>Walked into gym at 2 pm Monday because I have nothing else to do
>the gym is crawling with 25 little kids. Boys and girls.
>All them have light dumbbells in each hand and are being taught what a squat was

I'm glad kids are being taught weightlifting and other exercises but it was a definitely weird experience. The kids were under 13 years old. It must have been some sort school trip/experience?

Anonymous 2016-09-18 14:26:35 Post No.38756779
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Anonymous 2016-09-18 14:26:35 Post No.38756779 [Report]

I one time went to the gym during renovation and saw people doing the job they were paid to do while being friendly and listening to music. Really fucked me up.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-09-21 02:25:19 Post No. 38789439 [Report] [View this topic]

So i found this old jack 3d in one of my cabinets. its from a few years ago. what was all the bullshit i heard about an old version being illegal for whatever reason? how can i check?

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Anonymous 2016-09-21 02:32:57 Post No.38789508
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>>38789439
does it have dmaa?

Anonymous 2016-09-21 02:34:33 Post No.38789522
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>>38789439
It's probably hard as a rock and unusable. If it has DMAA it's the old kind, it's not illegal as far as I know just banned from being in preworkout, you can buy it separately and add it in yourself to make extra strong preworkout, I do that to my c4

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>>38789439
If you have the one on the left you can literally sell half a scoop for 20$

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Anonymous 2016-09-21 01:43:50 Post No. 38789069 [Report] [View this topic]

"I don't workout for chicks, I workout to create an aura; when I walk into a room introduce myself to someone, go for a job interview, I love looking dominant, in charge, and in control. I love walking past and having people talk about me. I love the fact that when I go somewhere with thousands of people, almost all of them will remember who I am when it is over, and I didn't even have to say a word." - Zyzz

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Anonymous 2016-09-21 01:46:14 Post No.38789087
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"im a narcissist"

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I just wanna be able to grab chicks and carry them away, like my childhood hero

Anonymous 2016-09-21 01:48:29 Post No.38789108
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>>38789087
>"im a narcissist"

And?

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Anonymous 2016-09-21 00:30:47 Post No. 38788438 [Report] [View this topic]

>Girls who lift have deep, self issues.

Prove me wrong faggots. Especially girls who powerlift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW06-phZw38

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Anonymous 2016-09-21 00:32:37 Post No.38788454
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>>38788438
>tearing hands
>compressed body
>mental breakdown

over a 100 kg SUMO deadlift

You're right, they shouldn't lift

Anonymous 2016-09-21 00:33:26 Post No.38788462
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Anonymous 2016-09-21 00:33:26 Post No.38788462 [Report]

honestly man.

It's just glorified instagram shill 97% of the time.

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>Ronda Rousey as wallpaper

LMFAO.

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 20:47:53 Post No. 38785865 [Report] [View this topic]

>that first sip of the day

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 20:49:33 Post No.38785882
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 20:49:33 Post No.38785882 [Report]

>that first forced meme of the day.

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>>38785865
>chug one during work
>heart starts feeling like its bubbling
Man, this should concern me way more than it does

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>>38785865
>that fiftieth thread of the week

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 19:31:04 Post No. 38784982 [Report] [View this topic]

> height
> how many women you've fucked
> how much you bench

5'10. 12. 115lbs

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 19:33:40 Post No.38785013
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 19:33:40 Post No.38785013 [Report]

6'3
15
375

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>>38784982
5'10
0
200

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 19:34:48 Post No.38785023 [Report]

>6'2"
>85ish
>275x3

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what's the point? 2016-09-20 19:20:08 Post No.38784885
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what's the point? Anonymous 2016-09-20 19:20:08 Post No. 38784885 [Report] [View this topic]

>TFW you look like this

I want to be motivated but I'm strongly questioning whether it's worth lifting anymore with my gyno and 0 potential low test body.

I found out I'm only 300ng/dl test which would explain why my penis never gets aroused with strong physical stimulation. What's the fucking point?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 19:21:57 Post No.38784895
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>>38784885
cut down then blast roids m8

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>>38784885
Without*

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 19:22:33 Post No.38784901 [Report]

You've actually got a nice body, no serious defects or flaws.
Try changing your diet. Eat onions, garlic and ginger. It will make you VER MANLY.
It will also give you wicked boners.
It's always worth improving yourself bro, just stick at it and enjoy progress, rather than getting hung up on failure.

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who's the most /HIGH TEST/ female fitness celebrity on YouTube 2016-09-20 18:52:40 Post No.38784616
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who's the most /HIGH TEST/ female fitness celebrity on YouTube Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:52:40 Post No. 38784616 [Report] [View this topic]

and why is it MegSquats?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:55:54 Post No.38784662
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:55:54 Post No.38784662 [Report]

I respect her strength and body but her channel is too cookie cutter for me.

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>>38784662
but dem thighs

Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:56:47 Post No.38784672
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 18:56:47 Post No.38784672 [Report]

>eceleb bullshit
STOP

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