>that first sip of the day

>that first forced meme of the day.

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>>38785865
>chug one during work
>heart starts feeling like its bubbling
Man, this should concern me way more than it does

>>38785865
>that fiftieth thread of the week

is it really so good

>>38785903
its good for caffiene addicts who are cutting, dont wanna take the time to make coffee, and wanna die at 35

>>38785865
WHY YOU DELETE MY BATS MONSTER MEME THREAD BUT NOT THIS ONE??????

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>>38785865
>that last sip of the day

>>38785915
You sold me on the last line.

Better to burn bright and fade away rather than just flicker dimly and never be happy because your life is a miserable string of mishaps.

>>38785865
My 54 year old dad drinks these. Is he a chad?

>>38785865
why are your hands so small? you sure you can handle all that can?

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>>38785865
>Not doing the top dose which is 4 sips
>Not overdoing it

C'MON

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>>38786032
Maybe not, which size would you recommend for me?

>>38786046
FOUR SIPS C'MON SON

>>38785865
CRACK

SLURP

GULP

BRUP

AHHHHHH

*smakcs lips*

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>First sip of the night

Been at work for a couple hours, already tired...

>>38787447
wish they sold the zero sugar ones in australia

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>everyone liking white and not that delicious Ultra Sunrise

>>38787473

They don't have that shit over there. That's a travesty that is. You can't request it at a grocery store or something?

>>38787473
They do at the Coles near mw

>>38787477
>not a wine glass
Have you learned nothing from reviewbrah?

>>38787513

>that's a travesty that is

YOU SOUND LIKE YORE FROM LONDAHN

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>it's gween!

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>>38787593
nope reviewbrah is a certified sipper

>>38787610
He's such a faggot

>>38787610

>taking that first sip of the day like a sir

>>38787593
How young and happy he was. Now he's living out of his car, poor guy.

>>38787624
you take that back you fucking shithead

in for dat sip

>>38787646
There was an article about him kek
He makes 1800$ a month off his shitty videos

>mixing it 50/50 with vodka

Best way to start a day

>>38785865
MODS

I think I can pinpoint the moment /fit/ turned to complete shit to around March 2016

>>38787823
2009*

>>38787566
L O N D O N
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N
D
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N

>>38787850
Nah good tripfags were here until 2013ish, people actually worked out till about last year
Then this year those stupid motivational threads or /fit/ humor threads popped up more than usual and that was a sign the retards arrived fresh from /b/

>>38787938
Bats actually works out and is motivational but people shit on her.

>>38787551

>Not appreciating the understated sophistication of the highball glass

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>>38786158
SIP BIG TO GET BIG GODDAMMIT. C'MON YOU WHITE NIGGER.

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>that first sip

>>38787988
ULTRA SUNRISE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
/FIT/ IS PURELY AN ULTRA ZERO BOARD

>>38788009
sunrise is mid tier

>>38787988
ULTRA BEAST URINE

>>38787624
DELET THIS

>>38787988
oh fuck Citron that shit tastes like Lysol

I haven't met someone who is in shape that drinks energy drinks m8

shit gave me acne when I was 14, and that shits linked to psychosis

>>38788045

I ate kind of crappy in high school and drank energy drinks every day

regardless, started lifting sophomore year and went from 135 to 190 lbs. over the next two years, still lean

energy drinks are only usually like 200 calories, that's a cookie, and they also give you a slight metabolism boost

I don't drink energy drinks and I'm participating in the meme

I unironically love that energy drink, but all this shitposting is gonna kill it for me.

>>38788185
Yeah it's fucking weird because I've been drinking it for months now and I genuinely do "savour" >that first sip but now it's somehow a meme

>tfw got off energy drinks to to fucking day

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>>38785979
>is the guy who rails my mom chad?

I'd hope so anon

>>38788162
.....POST REAL IMAGE FUCKER

>>38788340
Why she's wearing shorts

>>38787812
>>38787646
Wait what?

WHAT HAPPENED TO REVIEWBRAH

>>38788362
he's playing 9 dimensional interplanetary chess but some of JoeysWorldTour's shills are trying to play draughts and are stalking him

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>>38787947
> female body builders

no

kys

leave

>>38788428
She does powershitter stuff

>>38787624
He's living his dream and you're just a dumb nigger so...

>>38788162
>those absurd hips
at what point just it begin to be a hindrance and funny

>>38788479
I know but that's just bone structure not a result of lifting

someone explain to me this meme

>>38787624
You're retarded

>>38787477
This. Literally the best energy drink on the market. And this is coming from someone who absolutely hated Monster pre-zero cal drinks.

>>38788451
> she

that makes it irrelevant

> women

> strong

kys

>>38788627
It motivates me but I actually lift I understand it might not if you don't lift

>>38788638
kys

>>38788705
You don't lift do you?

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>>38788712
i do. even if i didnt i could still easily outlift any fenale lifter lmao, even the ones on roids

>>38788638
kek some fat chick squatting 80kg motivates you?

Who /Rockstar/ here?

>>38788869
Yep. I'm fat myself.

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>>38788542
It's about that feeling when you wake up in the morning and take that first delicious sip of Monster Energy TM Zero Ultra (c).

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>>38785865
That first fap of the day

>>38787473

they do you dolt. You can pick up a 4 pack for $11, or singles for $3

>>38788712
btfo

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>Ameriposts

>>38789061
Where pla

>>38785865

What is this meme? I missed last week cuz I was camping and now my favorite Mongolian yurt-making forum is stuffed with this drink