>Look, I'll make you an offer. I'll give you a 7/10 gf, but in return, I want 60% of all your gains
>>40335796
>Great product, solid pitch, you're an amazing person and I'm sure you'll make solid gains, and for these reasons, I'm out
All the gains I've gained so far or all the gains I will ever gain?
What's your shower routine like?
What soaps, shampoos, and moisturizers do you use?
Stop using shampoo. It's literally useless and creates a self fulfilling problem
>>40335732
I can't really spend a month with greasy hair waiting for my hair to adjust. Gotta work every day.
And for some people, the no shampoo thing doesn't even work at all.
>>40335732
how do you clean yer hair then
Is this literally the perfect pussy slaying physique?
>>40335331
purty good. Now just throw in some personality and you got it in the bag.
Statistically,, yes
>>40335331
Idk I think a little bit more muscle would be the perfect one.
>gloves are for pussies
FUCK YOU /FIT/
>>40331214
this is probably some crossfit fag showing off what happens when you do kipping pullups
Thats what you get for not consistently peeling your calluses you idiot. Do you not shower regularly? Every time you finish showering look down on your hands and you will see that the topmost dead layers of callus are peeling easily. Peel them regularly and they will never get too big to rip with the underlying layers of live skin, while still maintaining the grip and protection they provide.
He Fell for the crossfit meme
Next ull be posting your activated almonds
/plg/ Powerlifting General
Deadlift is worst lift and needs to be removed edition.
Second for op is correct
Threads are slowly becoming great again
God bless
First meet today lads wish me luck!
Do women actually like bear mode more than low bf aesthetics?
>>40337662
Look at that picture.
You just know he used that lezbo like a fleshlight.
Not as many are into bear mode, but there are way more women that have the hots for bear mode guys than there are bear mode guys.
>>40337662
Maybe, the trick is to actually be bearmode and not just fat with a beard though.
What mode is the guy?
>>40334722
JEW
>>40334722
jew
>>40334722
Jew
>taking adderall because "muh studies"
>making it
Please tell me y'all don't take these relabeled meth pills.
I fucked up HEAVILY a few days ago and took a total of 120 mg (4x30 XR's).
I lost 9 lbs in a matter of days.
I have been and still on ritalin for 8 years
Im completely fine except im impulsive as FUCK
>>40332990
I just took 120mg of 4-fa after not doing any drugs besides alcohol for 10 months. I didn't go to the gym and I called off work because i never went to bed. I felt to degenerate could feel the gains slipping never again....after i finish this gram...
I just took 2 60mg instant release
HHHOOOLLLLYYYY SSSSHHHIIIIITTTTT
Super productive, I've made a post every minute. this shit rules
Why do some people look much younger than their age?
Why are some people tall and some people short?
>>40331572
these rich celebrities start applying creams and such to their skin/face when they're at a young age so they age gracefully. They also have access to the highest quality foods. And also, as a rule, short people tend to age more gracefully than taller people.
>>40331572
My dad is 63
People think we're brothers
He has full thick hair
I'm receding
6'5 300lbs
Fuck a new girl a week. Sometimes more.
Ask any questions you want, peasants. I will use this time to answer.
>>40329363
Mirin bro
Thinking about cycling
Can I just cruise on test 250 instead of the 500mg fraud says, and still make gains
6'2
22 if that helps
175lbs
Lifting 4 years + highschool track
Eat clean no alcohol only weed
Have I reached roman senator poolboy mode yet?
5'6 128lbs
>>40329363
You re not fucking anything with that 4/10 face and acne all over your body insecure faggot
I think they're actually pretty based. Where does all the hate come from?
>>40329328
>People who can't highbar squat with good form
>People who lowbar squat to get the highest possible number even though it's the same as deadlift without training grip and smaller range of motion
>>40329328
>Where does all the hate come from?
People hate front squats?
I've never seen this, I've only seen people mock the lift when someone claims that they are so significantly superior to standard squats, or that they are cooler because they are related to oly lifts, or when its crossfitters using the lift because it makes them look cool and contrarian.
Front squats are top tier but the people who shill them tend to be cancer.
The hate is because the vast majority of fuccbois who front squat do it because its a way to avoid doing back squats.
They are a good ASSISTANCE exercise to the back squat. Not a replacement.
So humor thread. I request the one with Phalanax with a blood of 100 anus
Previously on 'I don't get laid because It's my choice, I promise' edition, tales of obesity, as anons and trips "bulk" at +1500
Our queen returns, I am growing concerned about some members of law enforcement and their ability to dress themselves in the morning
>>40313094
Before asking for first cycle advice
>Age
>Time spent lifting
>bf %
>height
>Number of 2/10s you bang on tinder
Am i reacting badly to the oil?
Since recently when I inject the spot gets all swollen, hard and I get flu like symptoms a few days later that lasts like 2-3 days. Feeling weak and feverish. I cant even sleep properly when that happens
Injection technique didnt change and Test+Tren is from the same source and didnt change
What do I do?
Happened with some other lab too
Reposting because the other thread seems ded
>new thread before we even hit autosage
retard
Plan on going to japland last week of August for 12 days but I was planning on on doing a blast and cruise with 400mg of test e a week and 20mg of sdrol for the first 4 weeks and then 20 to 30 mg of epi later I'm may and then cruising on 250mg after wards. I'm going to try and find test u before I go to japland bit if I can't find it should I just front load 500mg of test e before I leave or cycle off a month before I depart and start back up when I get back?
Post examples of natty limit
>>40327511
WHATS GOING ON NATION
>>40327511
>>40327511
The real king of natty aestethics.
>work in typical office
>Lady at desk across from me is 5'2" probably 400 pounds
>Always talks about losing weight but nothing changes
>We get a new cafe service that has healthy options
>She raves about the new chicken dish they have and how it's healthy because it's "low fat"
>She orders THREE (3) orders for lunch, plus fries and a soup
>3000 calorie lunch, every day
>"Anon, why can't I lose weight like you do?"
What is wrong with these people?
>>40326231
Misconceptions about losing weight (buys low fat meal to lose weight), culture that's generally apathetic towards fatties, laziness, etc.....
>>40326257
Look I'm glad you're an investment banker that can spend $800 a month on fresh food but eating healthy is just too expensive for us normal people. Sorry that I'm "lazy" because I didn't get a small loan of a million dollars.
HEH PLEBS EATING HEALTHY HEH WHERE IS MY DORITOS *wheeze*