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>>40338447
Stop being a pussy.

>>40338447
Used to be having a benis was sufficient, but now we know that might be a feminine benis

Just lift heavy shit over and over.

>>40338447
Just claim to be one, in this day and age that is what everyone else is doing.

>>40341223
>Stop shitposting

Kick trappy out and kill half the trips and then make it about power lifting again and then maybe

Fuck trappy cunt

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>tfw you smoked some delicious marijuana for the first time in 2 weeks last night
>tfw you got high as FUCK
>tfw you wake up and your muscles are even more well recovered than usual
>tfw it's almost time to go exercise after a delicious breakfast

feel with me, family.

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>>40340540
well, if you have no obligations then take it for what it's worth imo. I mean, if she just wants to have some fun, go for it. Just don't expect a settle-down 'wholesome' thing to come from it, don't even try.

But yeah, there's hope out there. Trust me I was in a real pit of despair for a long time because /pol/ had basically meme'd me into depression about women, but good women do exist.

>>40340576
>she just wants the green card
she's white though we'd basically pay her to move here rather than some mudslime

>>40340568
why do you feel that you need to come off for that? You sure you'll have impotency from rons? Rather safe than sorry I suppose, but I feel that the impotency thing is wayyyy overblown.

>>40340620

first

Reminder that if you take steroids then you are a cheater and your muscles are fake. You would rather pay for muscles than earn them yourself.

>>40339300
mirin

how long you been lifting? natty?

>>40339427
3 years natty, ty friend

but my life is just suffering now, because all i wanna do is stuff my face

mirin OP, what are your stats?

height, age, weight, etc

>>40338729
Don't forget to stop being ugly.

Can somebody Chad-ize him with photoshop?

>>40338756
You cant chadify those fucking teeth

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nope squats

It would be push press of course

>>40338680
Probably ohp
Big shoulders are the most important for aesthetics also its fun
Also you get a decent chest and arms from it

The front door

>>40338870
But why? Fuck all of you seriously, what's the deal you guys have with treadmills?

I can't run outside, my moobs embarass me. They're not even moobs per se, it's just literally the loose skin on my tits that bounces around when I run. I'm an ex fat fuck and it would be extremely embarassing to run outside.

So recommend good treadmill brands or fuck off. Running outdoors is not an option.

>>40338470
>that girl in the back getting ready for the bukkaki party.
*sigh* I miss college.

I'd have muscles like that too if my head weighed as much as its head does with all that make up.

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>>40338407

>>40338407
You're right, I can't

>>40335529
/fit/ is mostly masculine face desu.
/fa/ is the feminine pretty boy

>pretty_boy.png

Literally the only difference is the neck thickness

>>40335750
Eyebrows, eye shape, eyelashes and a bit of the jawline are different though.

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intermediate ppl routine?

>>40333223
Thinking of your body as just a vehicle for your brain/soul/whatevs is a start.

>>40333233
What you can't use Google? Try Lyle McDonald's Push Pull Legs.

>february
>cutting

I've just smashed two pizzas and two bottles of red wine.

I cheat once a week but I'm usually clean bulking so the odd day of dirty bulking doesn't bother me

I've had like 20-25 grams of fat today tops. I'm getting icecream too

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>The kid who gets dropped off by his mom at the gym

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>Oldfags talking about where they work as they slap their dicks together in the locker room

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>Kid who wears fingerless gloves to do regular shit.

I love her too but I love the one from slowdive more.

>>40311048
Is taht Kevjn shields

>>40339279
They have ones that you can adjust to sitting or standing.

>>40339288
That's the one I'm looking at right now. I just want to know if there's any benefit to using it standing all day.

Get and adjustable one. Sit ergonomically for 50 minutes, stand for 10, repeat all day.

You're are mom LOL

>>40338024
What the shit, m8?

>>40338013
You're are mom LOL