Snap thread where people fuck their shit up badly.
Threads like this is why I now only use plate loaded hammer strength machines, pin-loaded machines, and cable machines.
Ironically I am far more aesthetic since dropping all barbell/dumbbell exercises replacing all my lifts with the above mentioned machines. Then again it could just be because I've been lifting for 6 years and track my macros like a calculator.
>>40347551
>suicide grip
deserved it
>>40347610
or that you've been training for 6 years and know what the fuck you're doing regardless of equipment
>Tfw son is a 16 year old alpha manlet that doesn't go to the gym
>Tfw you tell him to go to the gym everyday but he refuses because "I'm afraid people will judge me because i'm a stick"
What do /fit/?
go with him
>>40347542
>16
enjoy ur ban, underage fag
Give him a stick.
Thread dedicated to the SPORT OF POWERLIFTING!
http://powerliftinggeneral.com/
Vote! http://www.strawpoll.me/12319651
I'm sad
>>40345051
>SHEIKO & DIETMAR PROGRAMS
Sheiko Programs:
>Beginner (/plg/ internet exclusive)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cfn4wy-9lc3mO5ObkoBU_Bf2GUtkr42gCyZS_hzeD4I/
>Intermediate Small Load (/plg/ internet exclusive)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1A8YmCRV8hL4VFdMtuSzNAM_0wjPF4lj1HxHFEnMVers/
>Intermediate Medium Load
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18nIdEHDGktGptKsWDQzowXkmHeM6XGMFj-TnGdQKLmY/
>Intermediate Large Load
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1htZVT7ltLYVBSB3Uh9PQKqARitj46IEgihbo3Uu04P0/
>Advanced Small Load (/plg/ internet exclusive)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12NUdKocJ2GnpjFXei-N_doL7NM6aT-LwulkS8LQwGEk/
>Advanced Medium Load
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-Yt4THa8mZNR81aUcgDVgdqTpc3GiAKLenx3Z7id0yE/
>Advanced Large Load
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1akqwfO1und1UI1zvnwK9KIMeJ-r0TLjYJMxi2cTp84c/
>Elite Large Load
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ylP5us2vjisEHK4KgMSZoDT7AREc4Ok3cudKy-wWObk/
Dietmar Programs (translated by cāā,)):
>Guide for competitive programs:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzE9F9Z7GkwLSHl5UWt2Z09LVE0/view?ths=true
>New to competitions:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/176C50p67VaRiFYuDqGctTVRbgXcvejVea4GrZDg4RmA/
>Veteran competitive:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/197wVbzGyE5MWvP1KB4u6rsJX30uAmgeVxJvTV74sVc8/
>Guide for volume program:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzE9F9Z7GkwLYkVmb3prYWt1OWM/view?ths=true
>Volume program:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YbmVOCBKbY8bDOVjO5lNThwKOkthaHi1sX0o6PsixJc/
>Volume program: (by Haugen)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1BWu8oSQ9htB91Yjo6pP5XX8qrk-mbUNax_rvEcEf4H8/
ITT pics that make you consider roids
>>40344285
Damn, yeah that really makes me want to roid
>>40344285
He just dehydrated is all.
>tfw shes fit, works out everyday, is smart, loyal, fun, cooks well
>3 years together
>Only 2nd girl ive been with seriously and had sex with
>Cant live without her
>Its either marry or leave now
Wat do brahs
>>40344045
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
how many girls you've fucked doesn't mean shit.
if she feels right, stay. you'll regret it afterwards, if you leave and fuck another 10 girls before you realize you loved her.
>>40344045
You'll regret it if you leave her.
>Big Mac meal: around 1200kcal
>1 hour running at 10km/h: between 900 to 1100kcal
do enough cardio and you could eat delicious fast food on a daily basis and stay lean
>>40347786
>work twice as hard and have no concern for your organs and you could eat delicious fast food on a daily basis and stay lean
>>40347786
>do enough cardio just so you can maintain and keep shoving shit tier food into your body while you rot from the inside and eventually die an empty husk
that's the way, bro!
>>40347786
what about all the garbage preservatives and sugar? you should only eat whole foods if you want to be healthy.
Who do you lift for? Hard mode: not including yourself
> I do it for her
I don't, I just read about it on /fit/
If not myself, id have to say my family and my puppers.
Never for women. I dont understand the desperat chasing of pussy.
>>40344226
2d pussy is acceptable
ANUS
thats fuckin nasty bro, how gay do you have to be to be attracted to that skeleton? you are either gay or homosexual. I wouldn't fuck that if it was the last dude on earth. get some meat on those bones bro.
>>40340398
>I wouldn't fuck that attractive woman
>you have to be gay because you're attracted to that attractive woman
Nice projection bro
>OHP
my knees hurt while squatting what do
>OHP
Manliest lift ever without a question
Barbbel Row is way worse for me dude
I like the OHP, makes this nigger gym teacher angry because I do it standing up and he thinks thats wrong
How do you guys fight off urges? Im trying this new thing where i go:
>1 dap no fap
fap
>2 day no fap
fap
>3 day no fap
fap
>4 day no fap
fap
>5 day no fap
fap
>6 day no fap
fap
>7 day no fap
fap and complete cycle.
fuck off faggot bitch.
>>40334173
PLoooooooooooP
Ahh...Tee-hee anon-y be a good boy and clean my brown hole make it pink again.
>>40334173
Just stop doing it retard
Is it possible to get jaw gains /fit/?
>>40346305
Why would you want to look like this? He doesn't seem that attractive to me...
>>40346347
You're not a woman
>>40346305
Chew mastic gum. Keep your tongue on the roof of your mouth. You can't change genetics, but it will help.
>>40346347
Are you a woman?
holy shit brahs zyzz's chest was so clean and beautifuly sculpted, Who do i get that amazing look ?
apply lotion all over your body after you shower
Who knows if I am insane or a meme or both edition?
Previously on 'is this guy serious' general
>>40340547
delete that image i am not fat
>>40346391
This one made me kek good job
Tell me everyone, what progress did you make in life today?
>2 mile pr
>sent out job applications
>got a bunch of needles
Overall decent day. Also been watching Durarara and the Sopranos. Icing on the cake, I STILL get food stamps from Nevada even though I haven't lived there in months.
/blog
>>40346451
New PR every other day
Today deadlift 285 x 5
24 years old, female, 5'10, 70kg, ~23% BF. Ex-anorexic, never lifted until now. This is what I did today, it was the best I could do while keeping form. How terrible is it, and how do I improve?
inb4 free weights - i am scared of injuring myself, I want to move to free weights in a few weeks.
>>40343695
I'm a girl btw
>>40343695
read the sticky
what do you mean 'to exhaustion'
do 5-7 reps with heavier weight
Lemme see dem tits and ass buy pls post pics
Would you date a girl who squats more than you and be her bitch?
>>40340123
on if she has a cute face desu
>>40340131
What he said
>>40340131
this
chances are, her face would be too manly