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THNX OP.

I'm trying to work up the courage to join a gym.
I wanted a 24 hour one so I could go at night but I'm having a hard time finding one.
My school gym is free for me but I can't imagine trying to escape skelley mode while surrounded by THAT many Staceys and Chads. A college gym must be a nightmare for an autist like me so I'm not sure but this thread seems like a push in the right direction.

>>40664577
Nobody cares enough about you to bully you for trying to lift weights. Here is the reality:

Every thicc guy at the gym was once a lanklet or skinny fat DYEL at some point, and they were in your exact position. Never has anybody bigger than me done anything other than be respectful at the gym. Gym bully threads are not real life.

>start lifting in college
>see high school friends for the first time in a few months
>two people mention that I look like I've been lifting

Feels pretty good, still only normie strong and not /fit/ strong but it's a start
Now to just figure out how to not be an autist around girls

>>40664182
>Posts group picture
>This will never be you
Common sense isnt strong in you, is it?

at least i'll be alive for my prime years

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>>40664199

u mad

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>>40664074

I am forever alone.

>except when I'm at the saloon, drinking.

>>40664074
I don't go to the gym by myself I think it'd be awkward as fuck

>>40664098
That's what I'm thinking too man

>>40663707
Pleas lift you're disgusting. Skeleton h8 thread

>tfw working to have forearm bigger than bicep

Spoopy pic btw

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>>40663716
why bother

>>40663653
Im stuck at a train station, so im going to reply to this bait thread. Good bait mate

couple months on ss + gomad

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>>40663653
Keto and kickboxing.

>>40663582
Nice numale bait. Here's a (you)

Fitness and discipline are anathema to the liberal Bible. Their precepts tell them all bodies are equal, and encouraging other people to get fit consitutes fascist thinking.

>>40663616

the mere concept that one can change their own body seems to go against their thinking as well. If men can get stronger, then surely fat fucks can get skinnier.

>>40663551
Divorce

colonize the entire universe so he can never leave humanity behind
sadly this is the only way

>>40663551
give him a bath so his permanent marker drawings fall off

>>40663262
Shame there's no pill to fix an ugly face...

>>40663331
>what is Rohypnol

>>40663331
Damn, imagine if you got four 3's? That would've been cool.

5x8 Jaw curls

3xF Mastication

every day

>>40663146
Aren't you supposed to like do sets of chewing gum? Like chew gum for 5 minutes, take a break,repeat for sets of 5 or something?

>>40663188
Anyone ever did that? Does it work.

>>40663162
What are jaw curls exactly? Do I put some weight hanging in my mouth and move it up and down?

>>40662994
10x10 put down the fork

Can you lick your own nipples and do you?

>>40662994
No, if you have gyno it's going to be obvious as it sits on top of the muscle.

Drop weight and hope for the best.

>>40662945
Now show the end result.

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I want more mass

>>40662997
Lookin joocy m8.

Work on your chest more, the tan looks good on you, so if it's just a lighting change, I'd say get a tan this summer.

Otherwise 8/10 wud fug

>>40662942
does that say 8.62g of protein per 5g serving size?

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>>40662957
this is more accurate

>>40662957
Exactly, so dense in protein it outweighs the actual product

>>40662578
fuck off, "for the first time" have ever you had a satay(sate) asian dish? same shit.

European here: it's fucking peanut butter, retard. what did you expect.

>>40662578
>european
>no peanut butter
what slavic shithole are you from? There's peanut butter here for more than a century

I want to be accepted in social circles so I'm not lonely and miserable all the time.

I also want ppl to believe me when I do a /pol/ rant.

I don't want to look in the mirror and not like what I see. I hate weakness, I hate being fat or having a body that could be considered weak or fat. This has driven me to work out since I was a teen.

>>40662464
Confidence.

Having some muscletone and losing that unnecessary extra mass on my body (or turning it into necessary mass, idc) helps with that confidence. I know I am an intelligent, well spoken and upstanding person, but I know that just as I want a woman that I find physically attractive, so must I deliver on that front, as well.

>inb4 he lifts for pussy

Show me the man who does not do the things he does for the option to stick his dick into someone and I'll show you a man who has nothing to stick somewhere.

So I lift, and it has made me more confident even though I've been doing only beginner gains so far and admittedly have skipped out when I could have. I imagine I must become arrogant mcsuperdouche if I ever get to a point where I catch people actually miring.

You will wreck your posture

and your backpack

>>40662412
whats the difference between that and a normal squat?

>>40662407
>>40662415
Biggest DYEL shit I've read in a long time.

How the fuck are faggots like you even allowed to enter the gym?

You will NEVER make it, kys.