Is this routine good for getting a body like my pic?
2x10 chin ups
2×10 pullups
4x15 pushups
2x50 crunches
All that 3 days a week
no, go to a gym
Train to be a top level MMA athlete
>>41554305
just BEE a manlet who snorts cocaine and untouchable in the UFC( but only in his weight class)
>everyone in the gym stops what they're doing and looks at me every-time i OHP in the squat rack
Fuck off?
Clean it you pussy
>>41554289
Just clean it
>>41554307
I'm not going to use sub-optimal weight AND risk injury by cleaning it when I can use MORE weight and reduce the chance of injury by simply OHPing in the squat rack.
Again, Fuck off?
Summer is right around the corner, you have been cutting... right?
>>41554278
Summer is here.
I was meant to join the army in May so all of April i was cutting down on my food and going 3 times a week to the gym and was running (Well sometimes) now find out that they still have no date for when we are all joining. no0w have to get use to eating lots of food again. Im trying right now but im stuffed.....
Yess
who /summerbulk2017/ here?
>Confront the Gym Alpha about his camera
>Get alpha'd
anyone else got stories of gym conquest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z5QnaLwo_4
>what's you IQ?
BAHAHAHHAHAHA what a fucking idiot.
>dyel wog cunt wearing lifting belt
>working out with his skellyfag friend
>can't decide which one pisses me off more
>rip lifting belt off dyel wog
>use lifting belt as slingshot
>load skelly fag into lifting sling
>launch him at dyel wog
>piss on their crumpled bodies
Fuck that cunt using a belt when he fucking diddles 1pl8
>>41553901
That's that chubby troll guy, he looks completely different here.
How do I get a physique for the purpose of INTIMIDATION (not aesthetics or gym strength) and what does that even look like?
A group of faggot punks started some shit with me (and my mom) because I looked at them funny. I want to have a body that people don't fuck with you.
>>41553723
It'll take too long to get there, you're going to have to ignore them or fuck them up.
Be 6'0" or taller
Lift and eat a bunch
That's pretty much it desu...
It's going to take at least three weeks for you to notice a diference if you just started lifting...
In three weeks they'll just forget it and so should you.
Here we don't lift to cause problems, we lift because we want to look good and achieve our goals, not to smack some kids...
Do you ever tease the homos checking you out in the gym /fit/?
Am I a terrible person for teasing them? Example: if I see them checking me out I'll go do an isolation exercise right next to them while occasionally smirking at them.
>>41553693
That sounds gay
>>41553693
I actually use the locker room, and late at night so almost nobody is there. I don't wanna get raped anon, so nah.
>>41553693
feg
How to make good tasting ones?
>>41553648
>Salt
>Black pepper
>Form into burger
If you wanna go crazy, wind some bacon around them.
In order to make a good burger you need to make a good sauce. Your other option is to add a bunch of shit inside the actual burger. Things like: peppers,garlic mushrooms, bits of other meat etc. Some faggots even add cheese inside the burger ,but its dumb because cheese should always go on top of the burger. Fucking faggots should not be allowed to cook.
Salt and pepper
Egg white, bread crumbs
Cut up green onions into it
90% fat is best balance between too much grease and too dry
How much dementia and strokes are we all gonna get from sips? I think it's high time we all switch over to water or Gatorade G2
>tfw you're impervious to shilling and haven't tasted this shit
>>41553631
>Assloads of artificial garbage
>spiking your insulin and stimulating ghrelin hunger hormone from the sweet taste
>reducing autophagy with caffeine (this means youre interrupting the process of dead cell clean up)
Yeah, I have no idea why people on a fitness board would drink this shit.
>>41553668
After that study on diet shit and dementia I will never touch diet anything ever again. I'M SPOOKED!
Is tinder+ worth it? I feel like in a big city 100 matches a day is way too low.
>>41553419
Did you make this thread thinking people wouldn't realize you're bragging?
>>41553419
>100 matches a day
at least make your lies believable
>100 matches a day
How do you combat stress /fit/? My job has me fucking shaking with stress and it's killing my sleep and hurting my gains.
I've tried ashwaganda, weed, ginseng, rhodiola, and l-theanine, nothing helps.
Depends on the type of stress
What bothers you?
Care less means no stress
>>41553398
Everything, but mostly my job.
I used to work at Wal-Mart, get screamed at by entitled morons every day, so I switched to a server, and while it's not as bad, I still get stressed out by shitty customers.
I used to be a laid back, chill person before I got that fucking job, now a few years later I'm a neurotic wreck.
I HATE ROWS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHAT DO YOU HATE /FIT/ ??
Calf DOMS.
I hate bench because my chest is fucking shit and just will not get stronger..
>bulking, get to 110kg bench
>cut, drop to ~90kg bench despite all other lifts maintaining
>bulk again, get to 112.5kg bench
>cut. Back down to 90kg bench.
I mean I'm slowly getting stronger, but its so slow compared to all my other lifts, I DL 220kg for 5 yet can't consistently get 110kg bench for 5.
I do have really long arms though, which probably fucks me a bit.
living.
remember to eat
where's the rest of it you skinny faggot?
>be me
>go to the gym
>set new press and deadlift PRs
>go home
>eat this
>>41553288
EAT MORE, YOU NEED TO BE BIGGER
I got a blood test and everything is fine and dandy besides my cholesterol levels, they were a little high.
How can I make my cholesterol normal?
Do I just stop eating eggs/bacon/butter/red meat?
>>41553114
>Do I just stop eating eggs/bacon/butter/red meat?
Of course, you didn't feel for the saturated fat has no impact in blood cholesterol and overall health meme right?
I am same op.
36, healthy overall ( been liftimg simce 18 natty 4 to 5 times a week). Blood work shows slightly high cholesteral.
I have done 3 things (will see in few mo ths effect)
1. Upped cardio
2. Upped fiber. Now have 1 serving Uncle Sams cereal every day as afternoon snack and small tweeks here and there
3. Even though link is weak or not clear, cut down on animal saturated fat. And upped the olive oil and avacados etc
Also helped me drop almost 10lbs this spring
6' 180 @ 16.5% bf
>>41553114
>>41553153
yeah, why believe in science lmao
Going to the gym 6/7 times a week, 1 h workout, eating like a pig.
This is not even a full day so the real number is bigger (+ 1 full meal).
So the question is why isn't my weight changing?
height and weight? and how long have you been liftan
they seem like pretty shit caloric source desu
>>41553432
1.75m, 75kg, 6 months.
I'm 19 if that changes something.
What should I change?
>>41553053
>that fucking diet
no wonder you look like shit and make 0 progress.
I have buttwink at the bottom of my squat, and researching various sources to fix it has told me the following.
>hamstrings aren't tight enough
>hamstrings are too weak
>quads are too weak
>core is too weak
>you're not bracing correctly
>you're not sitting back enough
>quads are too long
What the fuck? What's the /fit/ approved method for fixing buttwink? I'm training SS and I had to cut my squats short this morning because I've realized I'm too fucking worried about getting posterior tilt of my pelvis.
What stretches should I do over the coming week to help me do the best squats possible? I've watched the Alan Thrall vids and read SS multiple times, but it's not helping.
Anyone overcome this issue themselves here?
>>41552986
Polite bump
final polite bump
>>41552986
I found that changing to low bar and widening my stance helped.