How much dementia and strokes are we all gonna get from sips?

>tfw you're impervious to shilling and haven't tasted this shit

>>41553631
>Assloads of artificial garbage
>spiking your insulin and stimulating ghrelin hunger hormone from the sweet taste
>reducing autophagy with caffeine (this means youre interrupting the process of dead cell clean up)

Yeah, I have no idea why people on a fitness board would drink this shit.

>>41553668
After that study on diet shit and dementia I will never touch diet anything ever again. I'M SPOOKED!

>>41553668
I've been kinda thinking on getting one just so i can whisper 'first sip of the day' to myself when I open the can, but I don't feel like drinking a can that big and I hate wasting things. bit of a conundrum.

>>41553692
haha lol

>>41553620
Would it still be first sip of the day?

>>41553692
"First sip of the dayy- wait what day is it? Where am I? I can't remember my son's name? Whatsshhh gothinngh ohhhn?"

T b h

Approximately 0 given caffeine's known propensity to be neuroprotective & the fact caffeine doesn't cause plaque to build up in the vasculature.

>fall for the meme
>try one pre workout
>its ok but I get stomach craps and massive farts later on
>ok maybe it was something else maybe give it another whirl
>again
Fuck this. How are the people in the sip threads even functioning?
This is straight up bad for my health. Never looking back at this shit.

>>41553775
Because you're not the typical human?

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>not drinking the protons sips
You faggots are doing it wrong

>>41553768
It's about the artificial sweetener you dunce

>>41553620
If you have dementia every sip will be, "that first sip of the day"

>>41553802

You mean that's literally the world's most studied additive, evaluated by every health organisation on earth for decades, and has been conclusively been shown to be 100% safe for consumption?

Homie you probably don't even know what it's called.

> t-tththe aritffttartifical ss-s-w-w-wweetener

>>41553755
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Wow this is a shitty sip thread. Time for some memes.

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>>41554658

Wait, isn't it sweetened with Erythritol?

I thought that shit was pretty benign. No blood sugar or insulin spikes and doesn't cause GI issues like other sugar alcohols.

Though, I did read that it was a powerful pesticide, kills fruit flies real quick.

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>>41554778
Yeah it's harmless. This thread is just full of nonsippers, mom scientists, and butt-obliterated Red Bull shills.

>>41554877
I'm less concerned about the sips because I use erythritol when baking sweets for Keto.

I'd like to see some studies on it.

I only drink water and sometimes whole milk. Don't know why but I feel superior to everyone else drinking shit like energy, coffee and soda.

>>41555026
nothing wrong with coffee, friend

>>41555026
*sips fedora*

>>41553692
I poor my stuff into a gatorade or water bottle. This way youre never forced to drink all or waste money